Family members around the holidays

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  1. Eathan Edwards

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    Possibly my favorite thing from this board since GoodForAnother 's train situation.

    I guess I should phrase that differently. Since he had to regularly get a train based publication with a ridiculous backstory.
     
  2. bro

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    I especially love the ridiculous stories regarding the fucked up things white people do with their thanksgiving food. hopefully it doesn't disappoint this year
     
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  3. Bo Pelinis

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  4. Jimmy the Saint

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    Who's all having some pear and mayo salad this year?
     
  5. Bo Pelinis

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  6. jrmy

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    lmfao
     
  7. Bo Pelinis

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    I'm laughing so hard going back through this thread
     
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  8. bro

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  9. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Some of you guys are saints. I could never deal with any of some of the things your family puts you through especially the crazy gf/bf stuff. Bless you all
     
  10. London Humphreys

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  11. bro

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  12. MtOread

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    This cousin has made some serious strides the last couple years, thanks mostly to a girlfriend who is a way better person than he is. However, I was having my lunch with my brother a couple hours ago, and this cousin started a group text with both of us asking "1-10 how fucked up we getting tonight boys...late start tomorrow" (we're doing Thanksgiving dinner at a restaurant at 3:00, then going to his mom/my aunt's house after for the night) and "what our pre-game weed sitch looking like for tomorrow." Going out the night before Thanksgiving and getting stoned before Thanksgiving dinner isn't behavior unique to him obviously, but these sorts of texts have become something my brother and I look forward to/get a kick out of given his history....

    .....he and his girlfriend will be coming over to my place for the first half of the KU game tomorrow for a drink and a smoke before we head to the restaurant lol.
     
  13. Bo Pelinis

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    Underrated post
     
  14. One Two

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    I love the universal holiday tradition of “bringing a pack of silverware to your middle aged cousin with Down syndrome so that he can bury it in the backyard”
     
  15. Bo Pelinis

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    Randy Dangus stay bringing that fire family holiday content
     
  16. fattus

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  17. Henry Blake

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  18. lomcevak

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    This Thanksgiving, I'm thankful for Bo Pelinis
     
  19. Bo Pelinis

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    Fuck it burn it down
     
  20. Bo Pelinis

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    IIRC the broken gif was Will Farrell staring into the distance, pained.
     
  21. London Humphreys

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    Burn pit?

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  22. Bo Pelinis

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  23. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Exactly, any posts about how nice your family are and how much you love them gets you banned from posting itt.
     
  24. seanofthedead86

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    That sucks. I'm sorry.
     
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  25. colonel_forbin

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    I'm now married into this family
     
  26. Bo Pelinis

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    I did this in high school then left the water filled bottle in there until I was 21 then threw it away.
     
  27. Bo Pelinis

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    Jesus
     
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  28. Bo Pelinis

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    All timer
     
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  29. Bo Pelinis

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    Your sister is a national treasure
     
  30. London Humphreys

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    Sorry for partying
     
  31. OZ2

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    I’m sure it’s been mentioned, but bring multiple things or liquor that aren’t real liquor but colored water and mix some really nasty laxatives in the bourbon.

    teach that fucker a lesson
     
  32. bturns

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    hahahaha my sister got busted for this because they made a rum cake and it didn’t turn out right when I was in college.
     
  33. Bo Pelinis

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    GBR
     
  34. Degausser

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    This might legit be my favorite thread on the board this time of year. All of this is so foreign to me. We'll spend some super chill time with my parents before going to my in-laws where I'll just drink bourbon with the FIL and BIL.
     
  35. Bo Pelinis

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    Had to add one more is he into dinosaurs yet
     
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    *victims of Stockholm Syndrome
     
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  37. Bo Pelinis

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    OK I lied fake Bette Midler can't be ignored
     
  38. Goose

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    Started the original before the crash :smug:
     
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  39. Jake Barnes

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    Indeed it was.

    Fixed for your perusing pleasure.
     
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  40. Carl Brutananadilewski

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    earlier this year I got into an argument with my father because he watches too much Fox News and started going on about natural immunity, blah , blah. Meanwhile, I was sick as shit from Covid early on, my cousin who he is close with was also sick as shit from it (unvaxxed recently), and I have a science background. I went off on him and told him he was an idiot, he left the phone call. Since then they are walking on eggshells because we made it clear we don’t want any dumb shit behavior around our kids, hence how we got to today.
     
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  41. GoodForAnother

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    he just got to our house and immediately took a two hour nap then said let’s order Joes bbq
     
  42. London Humphreys

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    My family is currently at the lighting of the lodge at the Ritz Carlton. My wife works here. We aren't stupid rich.

    Anyway I have an old fashioned and I'm sitting at the very front of the line to see Santa. Not bad. By myself so far and the silence is amazing.
     
  43. Eathan Edwards

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    I'll pay for this if you can get it in the right hands
     
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  44. GoodForAnother

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    we’re just having her parents for thanksgiving, mine couldn’t come and my sister and her brother are doing other stuff. her dad is currently at my dining table with the light off (he likes the dark, if I were to to flip the light on, he would turn it back off) reading his iPad. in the next hour or two we will start to hear the soft sounds of YouTube train videos drift into the living room. her mom and I are watching basketball and talking shit on Greg Abbott
     
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  45. London Humphreys

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    Haha. Couple with a 3 month old tried to cut. Not tonight, folks.

    Went first. Already done and ready for dinner. 100 people + behind us. Dad.of.the.year. and loved every minute.
     
  46. London Humphreys

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    Does he now have a digital subscription to the magazine?
     
  47. Name P. Redacted

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    He’s right about the dark being better
     
  48. GoodForAnother

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    there’s a few forums
     
  49. GoodForAnother

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