Family members around the holidays

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  1. Eathan Edwards

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    Does he not yet have a train-based podcast? Actually kinda surprised he doesn't given his level of commitment.
     
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  2. GoodForAnother

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    he came into the living room. we are blessed with his presence. he thinks golden state is a lot of fun to watch, and is tired of college basketball already.
     
  3. GoodForAnother

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    watching basketball

    “I got a hunch that guy got hit in the testicles”
     
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  4. GoodForAnother

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    “I don’t want to see a slow motion closeup of this”

    “it’ll feel better after it stops hurting” (this is one of his go to lines)
     
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  5. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    No lie, if I could do this NOW, it would be an improvement
     
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  6. Can I Spliff it

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    If i saw this on a jog i swear to god id think someone was out to kill someone in my neighborhood
     
  7. dump

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    is this what heaven is like
     
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  8. Wicked

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    The crazy part is that they almost lost their house in a fire a few years ago. Would have been waaaay better off if it had happened.
     
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  9. roggins

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    That sounds pretty fucking good.
     
  10. GoodForAnother

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  11. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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  12. CUAngler

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    This is my all time favorite thread.

    I showed up the our first thanksgiving meal tonight and my uncle now has the entire pledge of allegiance in white vinyl lettering on the back glass of his ram 2500

    He gave my kids these children’s books on liberty and the American revolution.

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  13. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    This is the kind of guy that stands for the flag and kneels for the cross.
     
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  14. CUAngler

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    Lmao lmao lmao check this book out

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  15. CUAngler

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    I can’t quit laughing at the free market page for my damn three year old
     
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  16. Detlef Schrempf

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  17. CUAngler

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    Alice, we need to talk about quantitive easing before peppa pig

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  18. Gotch Yarbrough

    Gotch Yarbrough Canada eh?
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    Have to wait until the kid can actually read before we dive into fascism.
     
  19. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    “Hey anyone know how much Mel Tuckers new contract is for?”

    “Think I read somewhere its 10 years, $Bazillion.”
     
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  20. bro

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    Poisoned brain
     
  21. Eathan Edwards

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    Wife and gf are attempting to pick out outfits for our zoom call tomorrow with my extremely Christian family. I'm sure this will all go swimmingly.
     
  22. ~ taylor ~

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  23. CUAngler

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  24. Detlef Schrempf

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    Drop ‘em out.
     
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  25. ~ taylor ~

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    Half of the Village People. I'm passing no judgment, just offering up costume ideas.
     
  26. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    We live in different universes lol
     
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  28. Eathan Edwards

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    It's a debate trying to not be overly formal while trying to be cute - also MLS trying to show she is the one in control.

    We have fun out here guys.
     
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  29. Detlef Schrempf

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    If S isn’t for Second Ammendment I’d ask for my money back.
     
  30. dump

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    #humblebrag
     
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  31. Daniel Ocean

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    I guess I am wrong. I’m eating a cold chicken sandwich and watching Gentefied on Netflix. We are practically twins.
     
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  32. ohhaithur

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  33. The Hotch

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    Pretty uneventful so far besides my mom trashing her car after falling asleep while driving to our family’s place in the mountains
     
  34. SD_Irish

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    We talking bonnets and shawls? Chasity belts? What does this mean.

    Edit: Ah nevermind.
     
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  35. Daniel Ocean

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    Hope she is okay and that seems like a big deal
     
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  36. dump

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    we get Celemo’s antivaxx wife, the Electric Slide meltdown, GFA’s FiL content, CUangler’s racist family giving his children propoganda, and Eathan Edwards deciding on what his sister wives want to wear for a Zoom call

    all before Thanksgiving

    god bless TMB
     
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  37. Eathan Edwards

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    Nah - moreso, "hey, you know all of the outfits we have for life in LA, yea, scrap all that and prude it up for a day"
     
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  38. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Stream the call on twitch
     
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  39. The Hotch

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    Yes it was and miraculously she’s fine. It’s been a lousy year for her, she just got back from back east after her second sister died in the last six months (neither COVID). She was very close with both of them. She and my dad went to see Hamilton the night before she drove and she was up much later than normal. For now it’s getting chalked up to stress and exhaustion but she’s got a doctor’s appt first thing Monday to get a professional opinion.
     
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  40. CUAngler

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    :ded::ded::ded:
     
  41. Daniel Ocean

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    damn sorry for your and her loss
     
  42. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    I’m not with my side of the family this thanksgiving but I’m eagerly awaiting updates tomorrow. They’re hardcore antivaxxers and the husband has been busted for cheating like 3x in as many years so let’s just say I can’t wait for updates from my dad
     
  43. Lyrtch

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    is your brother in dallas waiting on the return of JFK
     
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  44. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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  45. The Hotch

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    I’ve gotta ask, what town?
     
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  46. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    I was also curious because it doesn't sound like Apache Junction.
     
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  47. Can I Spliff it

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    oh big city guy telling us big words now
     
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  48. Eathan Edwards

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    Wife has a couple girlfriends - one of which is likely moving in.

    It's a lot easier than it sounds to be honest.
     
  49. Eathan Edwards

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    I 100% had to google it