What’s this book bc I’m 100% buying it for my brother’s two children at Christmas edit nm already answered
Look man, all I know is where can I sign up to bang two chicks at the same time without fucking my kid's psyche up. Also make sure you don't end up like that other poster who got into swinging and got a divorce just a couple of months later.
consistent with my in-laws being MAGA rednecks, it doesn’t take long into the family tree to find polygamous Mormons.
he decided we should watch the warriors game because he thinks they’re fun to watch but currently they’re getting their asses kicked
my FIL has been banned from grocery stores for a long time because whenever he is sent for one thing he’ll buy 20 other impulse purchases and spend $100 my own dad as far as I know has never entered a grocery store in his life
also he thinks my tv is too big. I mentioned that he’s sitting in the closest chair to the tv and could move but “I like this seat”
Flagstaff and Sedona a handful of times. And drove to Vegas once before I moved here. I don't doubt these areas exist.
I wish I had the spine to go down that road but it's long since passed. I'm mostly morbidly curious because Dan Patrick had a similar TMB-famous adventure that didn't end well.
this is where i'll get weird, some people get into open relationships to "save" their relationship that is already dead, others have open relationships because its what works for them as more sex positive people
MIL and grandfather in law have now been arguing about whether or not Madonna is attractive for a solid 5 minutes while on a phone call with us.
- he has a live stream of trains going through Arizona on his iPad while we watch basketball - my wife is making a cake and he is putting the leftover chocolate frosting on saltine crackers as a treat
he goes into our kitchen while we’re still watching this game and the wife and I hear “Aw, shit” *crash* “Jesus Christ”
it seems he was trying to fill his water bottle from our fridge but accidentally activated the ice dispenser several times