Anybody else, while pre-prepping for thanksgiving need a sous chef (Aka, your wife) to remind you to do things involved in said prepping because you are getting a bit too toasty? or is this just a yearly holiday tradition of mine.
3-9 season is 30 for 30 worthy. Capped by an obit for a man who suffered from mental illness penned by his son, who too is struggling from mental illness, sending scores of Nebraska families into financial ruin. Go Big Red!
It’s Thanksgiving Day And all hope is lost That is to say Unless you’re Scott Frost you’re living the dream! A wildcat feral! Helm a Big Ten team, Make proud Corch Carol Bang coeds and barmaids And hire your cronies Just don’t get farm AIDS or let them know you’re all phonies A big chaw in your cheek And let rip a sound bite “Great practice this week!” “A twelve round fight!” But you know you’re a fraud This juice can’t be fruit Your scheme’s just too flawed You refuse to recruit A favorite against Kirk? It’s false pretense Yeah you’re a jerk But you can’t lick Ferentz! when you lose, “one more beer!” Slap the rear of that lady At least “one more year!” From our foolish AD Then we’ll need a new leader A too-familiar spot But any bottom feeder Is better than what we got!
Happy Thanksgiving, fellow sufferers. I am thankful that our fair state of fandom cares so little about empirical evidence and is done pretending like it does.
I’m the one that actually does 75% of the cooking. I enjoy it. I just get to a point where if I don’t have somebody reminding me I need to do A,B,C something is going to go wrong.
Lions game felt like a Husker game today. Horrible time management. Back to back OL penalties killing multiple drives. Lots of horizontal passing game. Lose by one score. Fuuuuuuuck football for real
Recent world series champ, bad NFL team but not Lions-tier bad, I don't know what that is, perennial playoff NBA team, GOAT CFB team of the GOAT decade
I often think of Wandale and then think of all our other problems… and he definitely made the right decision.
Spoiler: 1-8-7 n what not 1 - Claiming this shit now but if Frost is fired Skip Bayless finna say Nebraska was DE-frosted today. Clown ass mf. 8 - straight up forgot the format to this MF. Fuck Iowa, making sick kids and their families watch Iowa games is some next level type torture. In their darkest days at least let them kids stream some SEC games. Kirk Ferentz-with benefits can fuck off. Also, fuck me and these dumbass skip Bayless jokes Jojo was a good ass football man. Y’all I want Scoot to be the man here (hear) at Nebraska. We just need a new offensive staff and strength training and pretty much everything. Y’all remember Piggy Pollard from Orange Park? Best HS athlete I been seen. Coolest MF on the planet is that matrix looking cornrowed mf that stand behind frost. Some cac shit I do not get is hunting. I understand if we need the shit to eat but MF we got arby’s no need to blow a deer the damn hell away. Cold outside, no heat, just you sitting in a broke ass raised bed waiting for a deer to clock in so you can blow his head off. Plus, deer is dumb bitch you grew up in the wild gotta be looking at a dear (deer) stand sus af. Plus my buddy was trying to get me to do this shit. Setting up a feeder and watching this mf on some cam and knowing his schedule then showing up right as this mf clock in that ain’t hunting. I mean it takes talent to shoot the shot but the mf deer pretty much RSVP’d yo ass. Anyway I do some dumb shit too but it’s climate controlled. speaking of nature the first mf to eat an egg had to be weird af. If we hire Dan Vili-Waldrop and Fred Thorne imma burn all my Husk gear. Fuck Iowa, everybody on their roster got some far apart eyes, looking like some hills have eyes ice age 2 sid head ass. Still can’t believe Lee Corso outlived the good doctor. Bro, image being a body builder working years to grow muscle most mfs don’t have showing up to a competition and the first thing people think is ‘mf got a tiny ass pickle’. Miss me with them bikini bottoms. Fuck Iowa. Sincere apologies for the shitty content and inconsistencies in posting. Let us all now our heads close our eyes and in unison say ‘f Iowa’
nobody beats cdaysker - lions - Phoenix Coyotes - Suns - Huskers - Cubs (1 year of love with lots of shoot me in the face)