2021 CFB Coaching Carousel: Timmmmmmmayyyy (Open Jobs: 0)

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  1. newengland

    newengland pahk the cah in hahvahd yahd
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    I just love this stupid sport and all its different ecosystems so goddamn much.
     
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  2. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Kliff leaving the NFL life to go to OU and the SEC Would be the upset of the century.
     
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  3. Nole0515

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    That mf ain’t leaving Scottsdale
     
  4. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Literally no chance.
     
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  5. ned's head

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    My man's on a road trip. Next stop, norman

     
  6. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Gundy to ou
     
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  7. DeToxRox

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    This is funniest silly season ever, and we haven’t even hit the conference title games.
     
  8. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  9. steamengine

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    Pretty embarrassing for USC to hire a guy whose Alma Mater wouldn’t even give an interview.
     
  10. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    And all we hire are alumni!
     
  11. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Who is going to hire Kendall?
    Leave Barry alone!
     
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  12. steamengine

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  13. pez

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    *cradle of crazy coaches
     
  14. steamengine

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    Feldman’s editors always crush it
     
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  15. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  16. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    yes

    look at all those coaches who run college football and win all the titles
     
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  17. steamengine

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    Yes that’s what I just said
     
  18. steamengine

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    Napier kinda gives off Jason Brown of Last Chance U vibes
     
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  19. Sir Phobos

    Sir Phobos Knight of Mars, Beater of Ass.
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    big time.

    also, for shits and giggles I looked them up, ICC actually isn't doing bad these days. they went 8-2 in 2019 and 8-2 this year and were 5th in the country until they lost in the conference POs (top 4 teams go to the title). they seemed to have really turned that program around even long after jettisoning Brown.
     
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  20. construxboy

    construxboy xenForo is the new TMB
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    Almost makes it worth $85 million not to be going through this.

    Almost.
     
  21. steamengine

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    Meanwhile Clemson is gonna end up 10-3 and played Georgia tighter than anyone.
     
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  22. Fran Tarkenton

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    I miss you, Futureman
     
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  23. steamengine

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  24. Jack Parkman

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  25. NoNatty

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    he wants to get away from Mario and it is likely justified.
     
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  26. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    i think we're all expecting him to get a head coaching job

    i'm surprised he can't do better than akron tbh but then not many jobs in the midwest/northeast opened up. Duke should look at him if Chadwell isn't interested.
     
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  27. theseasonisover

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    Securing his future as an OC forever after losing at Akron, because Akron.
     
  28. The Banks

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    Two years is all we expected out of him. Any more would be a bonus. Sucks he couldn’t work with a competent QB.
     
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  29. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    Seems like he should be able to do better than Akron.
     
  30. The Banks

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    Familiarity and working his way back east. Longest stint of his coaching career was at Akron.
     
  31. The Banks

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    Top want per 247 Oregon fans is Mark Helfrich
     
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  32. Squints

    Squints oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling
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  33. Sir Phobos

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    I mean, OK, but it feels like that last part would be a stretch about any program other than Baylor, who have literally attempted to hide serious crimes on multiple occasions.
     
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  34. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Gruden is available again…
     
  35. Saul Shabazz

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    taking grinch huh?
     
  36. ned's head

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    Tbh I don't disagree
     
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  37. IvanTheTerrible

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    LSU fans would lose their minds if Grinch was the DC here.
     
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  38. IvanTheTerrible

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    FWIW if you want some good insight on the LSU situation from a boots on the ground angle. I highly recommend listening to the Geaux247 pod. Shea Dixon has some interesting comments.
    Shea essentially said no one knows anything and the Riley thing was just a rumor that took off because everyone, including the higher-ups and boosters, just wants to know so bad and has been waiting for 6 weeks at this point. Shea also said that he talked to BJ Ojalari and that Scott Woodward has been telling all the young guys, or the other guys that are going to be back next season, including recruits, that they're really going to love the new coach.
     
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  39. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Seems crazy but I know a few church-fronted bagman operations out there
     
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  40. HotMic

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    “You guys would love my girlfriend. She goes to another school so you don’t know her and will probably never meet her, but she is so cool and SUPER hot!”
     
  41. gowolverines8

    gowolverines8 Well-Known Member

    so much good meltdown podcast content to listen to as I catch up on work
     
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  42. DeToxRox

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  43. DeToxRox

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    Dan Mullen to Temple?
     
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  44. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    seems like this should be joe moorheads job
     
  45. IvanTheTerrible

    IvanTheTerrible Well-Known Member
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    I'll try to contribute to that when we record tomorrow.
     
  46. IvanTheTerrible

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    Did Moorhead not get a sniff of the UWash job?
     
  47. Gritty Badger

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    Should hire back the guy Carey replaced
     
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  48. Jack Parkman

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    they finally get Manny
     
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  49. PSU12

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    Elijah Robinson Dump
     
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