What the hell did you get your wife/gf for Christmas?

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  1. Tobias

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    a set of shakeweights perhaps
     
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  2. ButchCassidy

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    a bowling ball, that says Homer.
     
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  3. a.tramp

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    Bought a Cricut maker for my wife as she has been wanting one for quite some time. Had to do an in store pickup as they were sold out and not available for delivery. Decided to pick up some accessories for stocking stuffers while at the store. Seeing the sheer amount of accessories and prices associated with...

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  4. Bruce Bowen

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    Coworker said one year his Dad got his Mom her own toolbox so she’d stop touching his tools. It went over really well.
     
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  5. UKupNorth

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    North Face jacket, Michael Kors bag, earrings. Basic bitch.
     
  6. fattmante

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    AirPod Pros
    Yoga wheel
    Rachel Bloom book
    Small stuff she likes on etsy
     
  7. WhiskeyDelta

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    My wife is back in the UK and they're on lockdown so her birthday was going to be "sit at home. She plays roller derby so I got this delivered to her house this morning

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  8. Pelican

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    I got my girlfriend an engagement ring. She got me some of the new Reese Cups that are stuffed with pretzels.
     
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  9. wes tegg

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    When you say “plays roller derby” do you mean she’s actually a participant in the sport? If so, that’s awesome.
     
  10. WhiskeyDelta

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    Yup; she did it a bit in college and picked it up again around the time we started dating. I was pretty sure I was going to jail since "I have lots of very large bruises" and "I started dating someone" overlapped pretty closely.
     
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  11. Boo MFer!

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    Does she have a cool roller derby name?
     
  12. WhiskeyDelta

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    Compared to others not really; it used to be Wuthering Fights, but she switched to Hedders a few years ago. Others on her team include "Unprotected Lex" and "Glittoris"
     
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  13. bigred77

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    This was (and continues to be) a big hit
     
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  14. El Tiburon

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    Concur. My wife and kids love it.
     
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  15. dump

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    sounds like you got the better gift
     
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  16. jplaYa

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    just ordered. I’m a huge sucker for stuff like this
     
  17. AptosDuck

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    One of our local friends was a Santa Cruz Derby Girl until multiple injuries/surgeries forced her to hang up her skates for good
     
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  18. WhiskeyDelta

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    Yeah my wife broke her leg pretty badly a few years ago and was afraid she'd never get back on skates; she already has fairly bad sciatic nerve issues
     
  19. ButchCassidy

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    What are we getting this year, fellas? Wife will be 7 months pregnant, dunno about clothes lol
     
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  20. duc15

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    Wife is into Harry Potter and expecting so I bought the collection of illustrated books
     
  21. GrizzliesDrew

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    Wife has already purchased her presents for herself. I’m purchasing my own stuff for me as well.
     
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  22. Bruce Bowen

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    Still have travel funds from when covid hit. Have to book something by 12/31 so booking that trip will be our gifts.
     
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  23. Mix

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    Sort of combined birthday, Christmas, etc into one to get her the Loeffler Randall heels she wanted for our wedding. Figured its a good use of $400.
     
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  24. blind dog

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    We get it, you had sex quit rubbing it in our faces
     
  25. El Tiburon

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    Well, she did at least.
     
  26. Homo Erectus

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    Bought a theragun pro on cyber Monday. Also taking a trip to Puerto Rico in January.

    Guess they're more gifts for both of us but she's pretty happy with it.
     
  27. racer

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    Solo stove bonfire
     
  28. Barves2125

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    Hey, here's a lovely little online store with things your wives, girlfriends, mothers, or other ladies in your life might like!

    https://www.shophammett.com/
     
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  29. blind dog

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    my wife owns a heat press now to make shirts with cricut. She uses it like twice a year.
     
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  30. Norm Peterson

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    Pair of slippers and a dildo
     
  31. Barves2125

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    Oh, hey, what do you know! All orders placed today have free shipping!
     
  32. Eathan Edwards

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    I've never worn a wedding ring and she's now mentioned it several times - so basically I have to pick out my own wedding ring and that's her gift.

    Got her a watch but she already knows about it since she can see our account and picked it out herself so not much of a suspense factor there.
     
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  33. blind dog

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    I’m getting her some indestructible pool chairs/furniture. Really a present for me so my head doesn’t explode when she buys more that just tear up after a year again
     
  34. blind dog

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    I quit wearing my ring after a year. I think it’s in a jewelry box somewhere

    I hate wearing rings/watches/jewelry/etc
     
  35. Eathan Edwards

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    Same - she only mentions it if we're seeing family or at an important meeting, etc. Otherwise don't think she cares.
     
  36. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Same
     
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  37. AptosDuck

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    Told my wife she needs to pick out a nice Geiger at Loden-Plankl in Wien when we're there for Christmas; other than that we have no plans for gifts since the trip is the gift

    If we have to stay home, then maybe some really nice carbon fiber kayak paddles
     
  38. blind dog

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    got my wife a tiki brand one for her bday
     
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  39. Bruce Bowen

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    My real wedding ring I got on Amazon for like $20. Stopped wearing it awhile ago. Wife was never thrilled about it but never made a huge fuss. Finally got a silicon ring and don't mind it at all.
     
  40. Homo Erectus

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    Silicone = cock ring?
     
  41. Daddy Rabbit

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    It's a matching set. It's got this kinky feature that's activated when they rub together as you rub one out.
     
  42. Cooler

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    Had our first kid in July. So I got her a Kodak mini printer for all the pictures she takes. I then bought a custom photo book on Etsy with our kids name on it. Still deciding on what else to get her.
     
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  43. blind dog

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    ^
    This guy is gonna have kid #2 soon with those gifts
     
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  44. a.tramp

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    I was going to say, get her some towels to mop up, slayer.
     
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  45. fattus

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    You win
     
  46. Eathan Edwards

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    Also getting mine a personal trainer (she's been asking for one since we moved so it's not a dick move or anything) - but nonetheless I have no doubt I'll get shit for it to some degree when she's telling people what I got her.
     
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  47. bryix

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    so far, a chocolate truffle advent calendar from Delysia Chocolates in Texas, a tablet, and some flannel pjs
     
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  48. AbeFroman

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    These seem practical:

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  49. Cooler

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    Yea I was feeling pretty good about the gift that’s why I had to share. Even put a couple pics in the book to start it to really get the tears flowing.
     
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  50. BuckeyeRiot

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    She’ll get a Shutterfly calendar for 2022 filled with pictures of us and the kid from 2021 like every year, and she’ll love it.


    I’ll ask her to not spend any of my money on stuff for me and she will ignore it like every year, I will not love it.
     
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