Lincoln Riley to USC

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  1. Jack Parkman

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    What he’s trying to say is that LA isn’t stuck in 1995
     
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    Braves won a WS this year, dick.
     
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    What a glorious day that was. :ohgosh:
     
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    Racist
     
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    Coach left. Kid's gotta go too
     
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    In one of those years your program made up a bowl game in Hawaii and lost lmao.
     
  13. DUCKMOUTH

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    So weird. Me and my son Fedora just don’t get it.
     
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  17. Owsley

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    Well, he didn’t get to Tech until 2004 so you’ll need another excuse for the 2003 game. And he went for a whopping 4/66/1 in 2005, so you probably could’ve found a better excuse for that one too :twocents:
     
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  19. Josey Wales

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    This anecdote and anything that supports SEC football is “just different”, are almost assuredly signs of mental illness.
     
  20. PSU12

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    I know a guy that met his older brother later in life that shares the same dad. He named his first son with 1 woman Michael. And his second son years later with another woman also Michael. So this guy and his half brother both have the exact same name.
     
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    Nothing insanely creepy about this
     
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    You never realize how weird a fan base is until their program crumbles. Even as a texas fan i didn’t know they were that bad. Y’all can make fun of Texas fans for being spoiled and entitled but ou fans are legit A&M fans that have won something
     
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    Having a QB with a mental disorder
     
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    I think everyone thought we were super weird before that and then we just turned it up to 11.
     
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    It’s better to become apathetic like texas and usc fans have than to go balls to the wall mental breakdown when your program goes to hell
     
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    bertwing is NOT jealous because it involves having sex with someone outside of his gene pool
     
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    Where might you go if you had thoughts of your daughters maybe having the life you wanted?
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  34. racer

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    If that was the motivation, that was a dumb move. It’s easier to get discovered as an Oklahoma 9 than an LA 4. It’s about prominence, not elevation.
     
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    Corby explained it the other day that OU fans are being exceptionally weird about it because it's been since 1947 since they last had a coach leave them for another school, but that's not unique to OU. We're not a blue blood program and it's only happened once in modern history to us - in 1961. If I cared to go down a wikipedia rabbit hole I could probably come up with 20 programs who haven't had it happen in at least 50 years.
     
  36. CMoney128

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    Raleek Brown is in, who's next??
     
  37. CUgator

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    that Mater Dei pipeline going to flow like the good ole days
     
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    I'm just happy we have fired our last two coaches for performance issues rather than what happened with the two before that
     
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  39. racer

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    27 pages flew by
     
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  41. Daniel Ocean

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    so not #Texas AandM Aggies fans at all lol
     
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    rip
     
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  43. steamengine

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    Just like Lincoln Riley will do to Oklahoma for the rest of his life lmao.
     
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    McFadden was still in high school in 04. I didn't want to comment because who cares, but there it is
     
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  48. LuPoor

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    Lincoln has to be absolutely thrilled that he'll never have to set foot in Bixby ever again
     
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