In their defense, the dogs shouldn’t have started it A wise philosopher once said: Don’t start no shit, it won’t be no shit
When I was 8 at Disney, Jafar from Aladdin was practicing his golf swing with his staff in the mascot breakfast… mother fucker clocked me in the head with it. The genie was nearby, however, and he pushed Jafar to the ground and the place went nuts. Jafar is a douche, but the genie… that guy’s awesome.
A real golf ball? I'm dying at the idea that kids are going to Disney World and the mascots are physically beating the shit out of children.
We went to a sacred monkey sanctuary in Ubud, Bali, and it got old quick. I'm good on monkeys from here on out.
Went here and a monkey ran up to me in the parking lot as I arrived and literally snatched my water bottle out of my hands, twisted the cap off, drank some but poured most of it out onto the ground. Then that fucker threw the empty bottle down and scampered off leaving me to pick up his trash. And I still went inside and fed his little bastard friends small bananas like a schmuck.
Me too because it was for sure one of the most surreal moments I've ever experienced. I'll see if I can find any pics from the experience.
Here are some pics of the place but I don't think that particular monkey is pictured. You can get an idea of the vibe though. colonel_forbin Spoiler I'm not exaggerating when I say the monkey that stole my water did it within 10 seconds of me getting out of the car and as you can see in this last photo there's already fresh water available on tap for these monkeys! Guess I looked like a tourist mark to him.
Numbers were on his side and a "monkey sanctuary" seemed like an obviously bad place to fight a monkey.
I went to Gibraltar and they do the same thing. If you have a purse with any food in it, it’s gone. Our guide lived there his entire life and knew all the moneys by name. They would listen to him whenever they tried to grab stuff from us and he told them to go away.