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  1. HotMic

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  3. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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  4. pearl

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    Their ethnic cleansing efficiency is rather impressive though.
     
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  11. bro

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    Just astounded by the level of effort in this edit
     
  12. afb

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    I don’t see any sailboats
     
  13. EdmondDantes

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    I'm not a big monkey guy.
     
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  15. PeterGriffin

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    I mean you literally are, it’s science.
     
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    In their defense, the dogs shouldn’t have started it

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  17. HotMic

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    Daily Dumper 12/20

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  18. *DIESEL*

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  19. Bruce Wayne

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    Mascots fucking kids up will always be entertaining
     
  20. hensleya

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    When I was 8 at Disney, Jafar from Aladdin was practicing his golf swing with his staff in the mascot breakfast… mother fucker clocked me in the head with it. The genie was nearby, however, and he pushed Jafar to the ground and the place went nuts. Jafar is a douche, but the genie… that guy’s awesome.
     
  21. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    A real golf ball? I'm dying at the idea that kids are going to Disney World and the mascots are physically beating the shit out of children.
     
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  22. hensleya

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    He hit me with his staff in his backswing.
     
  23. chuckmasterflex

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  24. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  25. El Tiburon

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    This sounds slightly homoerotic.
     
  26. Mr Bulldops

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  27. Mr Bulldops

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    gotta say that monkeys creep me out kind of. Something about their people eyes and people hands
     
  28. wes tegg

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    We went to a sacred monkey sanctuary in Ubud, Bali, and it got old quick. I'm good on monkeys from here on out.
     
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  29. Barves2125

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    Went here and a monkey ran up to me in the parking lot as I arrived and literally snatched my water bottle out of my hands, twisted the cap off, drank some but poured most of it out onto the ground. Then that fucker threw the empty bottle down and scampered off leaving me to pick up his trash. And I still went inside and fed his little bastard friends small bananas like a schmuck.
     
  30. colonel_forbin

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    Picturing this in my head is hilarious. Wish there was a video.
     
  31. BuckeyeRiot

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    More monkey pussy for me.
     
  32. Barves2125

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    Me too because it was for sure one of the most surreal moments I've ever experienced. I'll see if I can find any pics from the experience.
     
  33. Barves2125

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    Here are some pics of the place but I don't think that particular monkey is pictured. You can get an idea of the vibe though. colonel_forbin

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    I'm not exaggerating when I say the monkey that stole my water did it within 10 seconds of me getting out of the car and as you can see in this last photo there's already fresh water available on tap for these monkeys! Guess I looked like a tourist mark to him.
     
    #46183 Barves2125, Dec 20, 2021
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  34. TC

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    Why didn’t you beat his ass like a man
     
  35. Daniel Ocean

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  36. Barves2125

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    Numbers were on his side and a "monkey sanctuary" seemed like an obviously bad place to fight a monkey.
     
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  37. Lawnole23

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    I went to Gibraltar and they do the same thing. If you have a purse with any food in it, it’s gone. Our guide lived there his entire life and knew all the moneys by name. They would listen to him whenever they tried to grab stuff from us and he told them to go away.
     
    #46188 Lawnole23, Dec 20, 2021
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    Mississippi could not get enough of dogecoin
     
  42. chuckmasterflex

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    I ain’t above getting in a fight with a monkey
     
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  43. TC

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    I would’ve gone bananas
     
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  46. Daniel Ocean

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    whose side are we on?
     
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    No more Mr. Nice Guy my ass
     
  48. Barves2125

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  49. El Tiburon

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    The titties.