2021 CFB Coaching Carousel: Timmmmmmmayyyy (Open Jobs: 0)

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  1. ned's head

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    Mack asked himself how he could continue losing to doormat fsu and had an epiphany
     
  2. TAS

    TAS 20_ _ TMB Poster of the Year
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    What was he making as an announcer? Money is out of control for HCs and coordinators right now. The last UNC DC had a million dollar salary and just got a $2M buyout.
     
  3. Shiggityshwo

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    he never actually signed with them apparently
     
  4. Shiggityshwo

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    one of the funnier aspects of bringing Chizik back is Mack would be replacing a coordinator who got torched by a wr playing qb for South Carolina with a coordinator who got torched by a wr playing qb for Baylor
     
  5. Mix

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  6. SC

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    Since Gene was so incensed about each Texas OL getting $50k a year of NIL, I assume he's working for free at UNC.
     
  7. Jack Parkman

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  8. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz We Breachin
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    they need better monsters for sources
     
  9. Taques

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    that’s national title winning coach chizik to you folks
     
  10. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    gene gonna be prowling the sidelines in this bad boy

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  11. Cornelius Suttree

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    would Michigan consider Jim McElwain? Would obviously need to surround himself with excellent recruiters. But he's gotten some really really nice talent in-state since taking over at CMU and is a pretty damn good X's and O's dude
     
  12. Cornelius Suttree

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    Mack Brown was doing a shit hot job for a while but man seems like they really fell off a cliff despite having what was supposed to be a top tier talent at QB. Yikes
     
  13. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    lack of sharks is also a pro
     
  14. Sir Phobos

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    weird offseason for PSU. schools basically trying to pick off just about every assistant they have. never a dull moment in Happy Valley.
     
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  15. Jack Parkman

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  16. Sir Phobos

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    Assistant head coach of the defense?
     
  17. Fran Tarkenton

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    What is Dre Bly going to coach?
     
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  18. Sir Phobos

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    Bag game coordinator
     
  19. Jimmy the Saint

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    Rats fleeing a sinking ship
     
  20. The Banks

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    Recruiting
     
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  21. gowolverines8

    gowolverines8 Well-Known Member

    Elijah bagman Robinson with some interesting recent twitter follows, he mad about getting passed over for the dc job?
     
  22. Shiggityshwo

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    well the Chiz/Warren combo had our secondary humming last time so that's cool
     
  23. TAS

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    Who are the interesting follows?
     
  24. DeToxRox

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    He’s following Harbaugh, Michigan football, etc
     
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  25. pez

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    Elijah Robinson to the Raiders
     
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  26. Jimmy the Saint

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    ERob to UM, no fucking thanks.
     
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  27. PAHokie

    PAHokie Can't a bitch living say I bought her Michael Kors
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  28. TAS

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    He's also following James Franklin and Penn St football :ohdear:

    And Mike Elko :ohdear: :ohdear:

    And Cristobal :ohdear: :ohdear: :ohdear:

    And Brian Kelly :ohdear: :ohdear: :ohdear: :ohdear: :ohdear:
    :ohdear:
     
  29. Jimmy the Saint

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    He’s coming home :ohshit:
     
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  30. dump

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    Third time is the charm!
     
  31. Handcuffed

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    what is the supposed timeline for harbaugh to the raiders? early next week if they lose?
     
  32. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight FSU Private Board's Fav Poster
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    I remember him destroying Al golden Miami squad to a 50 spot in Miami :laugh:
     
  33. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    I don't think anyone gets hired until the end of the week, at the earliest.

    Michigan folks seem more and more confident about Harbaugh coming back, but it's Jim so it's still anyone's guess until he signs the contract and it's announced.
     
  34. MG2

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    Assuming this isn't changing anything about what he does outside making sure he's happy and doesn't get tempted to go to the league or something along those lines.

     
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  35. DeToxRox

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    It’s a shame Urban was too woke to give Zach Smith the same promotion
     
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  36. ColeTrickle

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    Texas is about to hire Gary Patterson as “Special Assistant to the Head Coach”

    off the field role focused on self scouting, opponent scouting and game plans.
     
  37. Sir Phobos

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    yeesh.
     
  38. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Was my high school OC. Great dude and loved him as a coach. Hoping he has success and comes back to Arkansas some day soon, hopefully to replace the current shitdick we’ve got.
     
  39. Jake Scott

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    Ohio St taking Addae as DB coach?
     
  40. gowolverines8

    gowolverines8 Well-Known Member

    Worldwide Wes working on delivering Elijah Robinson to um…..

     
  41. HotMic

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  42. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    We’re taking a new DB coach. If Addae is interested, we’ll backup a Brinks truck to his house and unload it.
     
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  43. Jake Scott

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    Do it. Saw someone mention OSU with him.
     
  44. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Not a fan?

    We need a DB coach who can recruit. If the guy is actually a decent coach too, that’s just extra benefit.

    Our DB play has been horrendous the last two seasons since Hafley took the BC job.
     
  45. ned's head

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    Does OSU have their hotboard ready? I assume fickell is the only target?
     
  46. Jake Scott

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    Hard to really know after one year on him as a coach or recruiter. I don't think he knew what he signed up for coaching DB's under Kirby. Our secondary is/was patchwork because of transfers. I also don't really know how much he had to do with the DB class we just signed.

    I would trade him for TRob rn though just being honest.
     
  47. herb.burdette

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    With the exception of 2019, the OSU defensive back seven has been the Achilles Heel of the team since 2017.

    We hired Coombs largely based on his past success at OSU as a recruiter, but that was a disaster in 2020 and 2021. Remains to be seen if he stays on staff, but he was demoted from DC to CB coach after the Oregon game in 2021.

    Safeties coach Matt Barnes was promoted to DC but now will leave for Memphis since we hired Knowles as DC.
     
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  48. Fran Tarkenton

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    What I am hoping for.
     
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  49. DeToxRox

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  50. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    This came out of nowhere. Wow
     
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