My wife was just sleeping with her eyes open grinding her teeth. I decided to take a picture and it ended about as poorly as you can imagine (with her getting woken up grabbing for the bright light [not my dong] interrupting her graceful slumber). Meanwhile, Eathan Edwards is requesting input about how high the thong should come up his wife’s ass and Tobias is policing another thread. Just another day in TMB paradise. Edit: I guess Tobias could be just picking the low hanging fruit of criticizing EE.
We were out at a dinner this week with 3 other couples, one of the gfs used flash for a photo of the meal and it was a pretty nice place so bf gave her shit about it being impolite/embarrassing. Blow up argument ensued including....and I quote - "I'll show you embarrassing"
Nah that was pretty much it - just loudness and them leaving and immediately getting back together. But it totally screwed the rest of us having to sit there after the fact.
Lol - they made a big disturbance, exited the restaurant, and left the other six of you to sit there and catch stink eye from the rest of the patrons for the rest of your meals?
Yup - and I'm in hospitality in the city so I knew other guests and staff there. Basically my worst nightmare. Oh and also they didn't have to pay their portion of the bill. lol
Staging a huge fight and walkout with my significant other at a white tablecloth restaurant right before the check comes
A buddy of mine and his wife once got so fucked up at dinner they left before their entrees came. They thought they’d finished their meals after appetizers. They at least had the decency to leave a card.
Went out to dinner with BIL and his GF. GF's fucking on his asshole the entire time, it was so fucking uncomfortable. Real nice place, wasn't really apparent to surrounding guests until her entree arrived and she lit the waitress up like I have never ever seen before. She was out of control murder rage angry. Waitress leaves and she starts laying into BIL, wife slams down her napkin and says, "Enough" and walks to the bathroom. The woman turns to me and says, "Willpepe, is she mad at me?" I could not believe it, I laughed and said, "Yeah, very mad right now." And that was the last time we went out to eat with them.
Willpépé edited that post to clarify that GF’s fucking on his asshole instead of GFas fucking in his asshole and I’m more confused now
Sorry there were four people there. BIL, his GF, my wife and myself. His GF was out of control. I finished work up about 30 minutes ago and had a martini. Apologies in advance.
She was on his ass...... you never heard that term? His girlfriend was on his case and nagging him from the moment we met them there. That parlayed into her taking out the way her protein was cooked on the waitress. Like the way she spoke to that woman I would never talk to someone like that.
I’ve heard “on his ass” but not “fucking on his asshole.” Here’s what you do: you buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you’re gonna be surprised by some of your phrasing.
I've lived in the Deep South, Manhattan, Wyoming, Miami, and LA - never have I heard the term "on his asshole"....in that context of course
This Clown Baby feller seems smart, funny, and probably very handsome too. How have I never noticed before?
My first thought when I saw that was, “Who would wear that?” I’m so out of tune WRT, well, everything.
Two of her friends from Yale/Florida dressed about this aggressively to go to the gay bars by our house last week. I was not prepared for the level of rowdiness a bunch of nerds were bringing to the table.
On this week's episode of ned learns how much stuff his wife buys when he goes to sell it, we have $400 in sleep sacks and swaddles
My wife is wanting to organize our house and clean up by…. Buying more stuff. I’ve done it before and got my asshole fucking but I’m about to just start throwing stuff away without her permission.
I'm pretty sure I could sneak something out every day for a month before my wife would realize anything was missing