‘21-‘22 B1G Basketball Thread: RIP Caleb Swanigan :(

He also is a grown man and wanted the COVID test results of fucking 19-20 year old college kids released because he didn’t believe them, despite the actual conference agreeing with the postponement. For a basketball game in the middle of January. Completely normal behavior.

 

No micro penis shaming

 

Sorry I didn’t think those existed in Wisconsin, I knew there very abundant in States that start with M like Minnesota and Michigan but not Wisconsin.

 

Fuck Iowa.

 

Lmao worst AD ever

 

Joshua Langford on BTN is incredibly awkward

Looks like he's going to melt down at any moment

 

yeah he’s pretty bad. I thought it was just nerves at first, but he hasn’t gotten much better. Tough to watch.

 

Nebraska is the greatest offensive team I've ever seen

 

It’s ok. Lots of people are still awkward in their late 20s

 

Hauser looking like Nietzel

 

Ugh. Just hope that Curry's ankle injury isn't severe.

 

Travel

 

I take back a lot of negative things I've said about Gard

 

Hope Brad Davison gets aids and paralyzed at the same time

Only kinda mean this

 

Id say you're gonna suck next year, but there's no god. Wisconsin and Green Bay are always good

 

Mmhmm yes

 

Hunter “Small Dick Energy” runs his mouth all offseason talking about Illinois, and is now ducking them hahaha.

 

Not surprising. He's a bitch

 

You can still try to play... if you're tough.

 

They said it was due to conditioning issues. What a fucking bitch

 

this game is hideous

 

Imagine betting the over.

 

Michigan better without Dickinson

Shocker

 

They shot 28% from the field and attempted 9 fewer FTs. Michigan isn’t better; Illinois just played like ass in the first half.

 

Haven’t watched Illinois play this season; are they really this bad? Up by a point with six and a half to go against a very bad Michigan team missing two starters.

 

UM down one starter, not two.

 

Played sloppy all game. Same vs Nebraska.

Gonna get worked by Purdue on Monday.

BTW need a gif of Martelli snarling and looking arounr

 

I believe it. You follow them closer then I do.

 

For some reason most teams haven't ran the aggressive ball-denial defense against Illinois that Michigan is running tonight.

Illinois is a careless passing team and only has 1 player that can handle the ball with Curbelo out.

Whatevs...gonna win by double digits playing like shit

 

Johns is the emergency 5 and would have played a lot tonight, but of course you already knew that. Good W for your team tonight, babe.

 

Michigan was never gonna win tonight. Just surprised they kept it that close for that long while playing as poorly as usual.

 

Also, Hunter Dickinson is a bitch

 

yeah you really missed his 5 PPG. Maybe you guys would have covered the spread had he played. Enjoy the CBI

 

A walk on center played 12 mins last night vs Kofi. Yes, Johns would have been useful.

 

Sounds like Michigan needs a better walk on program.

 

Retool year after E8 apperance no other b1g team could sniff.

We'll be back

 

or a better conditioning program. Guys were obviously not drinking their chocolate milk. I heard Barwis is looking for a job.

 

I think we actually have a good coach now.

 

True. Also walk-on Kenny Goins would have just hit a 3 over Kofi to win the game

 

It’s rich the spartan fans in here puffing their chest about the ILL victory, shitting on Michigan’s season as if the Spartan Dawgs weren’t dogshit last year being one of the last teams selected for the tourney and losing a play-in game….oh wait.

 

Motivation is a crazy thing when you’ve already won the league, locked in a #1 seed and the other team is literally fighting for their tournament lives. But keep clinging to that.

 

at least we made the tournament last year.

Enjoy the CBI, bitch.

 

January
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April