Darren Rovell made a fool by a bored 18 year old

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  1. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Uhh. That’s speed walking.
     
    #2501 NineteenNine, Nov 25, 2021
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    Smh
     
    #2505 Clown Baby, Dec 7, 2021
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    two books on gatorade jfc

    I had no idea there was one book on gatorade
     
    #2506 MODEVIL, Dec 8, 2021
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  7. Clown Baby

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    Making a sweeping statement like offensive lineman aren’t marketable just shows that Darren doesn’t actually know to market anything, he can only regurgitate what others think
     
    #2507 Clown Baby, Dec 8, 2021
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    #2508 Vinegar Strokes, Dec 22, 2021
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  9. RockHardJawn39

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    What the fuck
     
    #2509 RockHardJawn39, Dec 22, 2021
  10. bro

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    so cool to have a dead man's prescription bottle. Super awesome and not at all weird.
     
    #2510 bro, Dec 22, 2021
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  11. Pasta88

    Pasta88 Canes, Bruins, Raps, Jays and Sunderland.
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    It’s honestly impressive how he continually increases the weirdness
     
    #2511 Pasta88, Dec 22, 2021
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  12. Butthead

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    Think of your mental imagine of someone who buys Darren's book
     
    #2512 Butthead, Dec 22, 2021
  13. nexus

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    jfc :roll:
     
    #2513 nexus, Dec 22, 2021
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  14. bertwing

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    I bought a bottle of someones boner pills be jealous folks
     
    #2514 bertwing, Dec 22, 2021
  15. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    Oh no



     
    #2515 Butthead, Dec 22, 2021
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  16. Boo MFer!

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    #2516 Boo MFer!, Dec 25, 2021
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  17. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Amazing pen?
     
    #2517 Shawn Hunter, Dec 25, 2021
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  18. IV

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    leave me out of this
     
    #2518 IV, Dec 25, 2021
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  19. Boo MFer!

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    Oh no Darrell.

     
    #2519 Boo MFer!, Jan 17, 2022
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  20. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    That’s real?
     
    #2520 devine, Jan 17, 2022
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  21. spagett

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    How dare you question this. Especially on MLK day
     
    #2521 spagett, Jan 17, 2022
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  22. DuffandMuff

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    I have black friends!!

    holy hell. Somehow his lack of social awareness continues amaze. Hate that I and millions of other people know who he is.
     
    #2522 DuffandMuff, Jan 17, 2022
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  23. HtownTide

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    Does anyone have a list of the owners of the world’s largest MLK collections for reference?
     
    #2523 HtownTide, Jan 17, 2022
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    I’m sure MLK would have been very impressed by Darren’s collection. that definitely seems like something MLK would have approved of.
     
    #2524 zeberdee, Jan 17, 2022
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  25. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Judge a man not by the color of his skin, but by the size of his MLK collection
    -MLK
     
    #2525 spagett, Jan 17, 2022
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    He somehow has the jail mail logs from when MLK was in jail and writing the letter from a Birmingham jail
     
    #2526 killerwvu, Jan 17, 2022
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    #2527 killerwvu, Jan 17, 2022
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  28. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Hahah God damn he is so fucking weird
     
    #2528 spagett, Jan 17, 2022
  29. Clown Baby

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    No chance in hell Darren has close friends
     
    #2529 Clown Baby, Jan 17, 2022
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    #2530 Boo MFer!, Jan 17, 2022
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  31. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    that's weird, even for darren
     
    #2531 Butthead, Jan 17, 2022
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  32. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    How does he buy and store so much stuff?
     
    #2532 Prospector, Jan 17, 2022
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  33. Clown Baby

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    Out on the town having the time of my life with my black friends. They’re all just out of frame laughing too

    [​IMG]
     
    #2533 Clown Baby, Jan 17, 2022
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  34. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Doesn't normally dig in and argue his point?
     
    #2534 Prospector, Jan 17, 2022
  35. Vinegar Strokes

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    he has a basement and has a ton of disposable income. Have no idea what he does, but he was making like $500k at ESPN. Probably making closer to a million at the place he works at now.
     
    #2535 Vinegar Strokes, Jan 17, 2022
  36. devine

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    This killed me
     
    #2536 devine, Jan 17, 2022
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  37. Wad of 100s and Magnums

    Wad of 100s and Magnums same
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    He is like when programmers make a machine learning AI and try to have it write a novel but he has come to life. He is the uncanny valley for social interaction
     
    #2537 Wad of 100s and Magnums, Jan 17, 2022
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  38. seanofthedead86

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    That's kinda neat but unfortunate Rovell is the one that owns it.
     
    #2538 seanofthedead86, Jan 17, 2022
  39. killerwvu

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    Belongs in a museum
     
    #2539 killerwvu, Jan 17, 2022
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  40. seanofthedead86

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    Or at the very least with someone who appreciates it for more than collectible memorabilia
     
    #2540 seanofthedead86, Jan 17, 2022
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    #2543 Lyrtch, Jan 17, 2022
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  44. killerwvu

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    :roll:
     
    #2544 killerwvu, Jan 17, 2022
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  45. killerwvu

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    :roll: dying at the host going "hmmm"
     
    #2545 killerwvu, Jan 17, 2022
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  46. devine

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    This can’t be real my god
     
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  47. seanofthedead86

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    Why did he do to get called a racist?
     
    #2547 seanofthedead86, Jan 17, 2022
  48. killerwvu

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    Not 100% sure, but I'm guessing it has to do with calling things like the Birmingham jail mail logs "collectibles"
     
    #2548 killerwvu, Jan 17, 2022
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  49. Handcuffed

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    god damn was this timely
     
    #2549 Handcuffed, Jan 17, 2022
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  50. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed A Succulent Chinese Meal
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    also, i do think those logs are interesting. just sort of weird/lame to be owned by rovell or any other sort of "memorabilia collector and speculator" person
     
    #2550 Handcuffed, Jan 17, 2022
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