Darren Rovell made a fool by a bored 18 year old

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  1. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Looooooool at him describing his baseball card like collection of memorabilia in that video.
     
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  2. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Very early, but already the favorite, entry into the 2022 Tweet of the year.
     
  3. The B1G Kucktis

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    If he had close friends, one of them would have the balls to tell him to stop being a fucking creep.
     
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  4. spagett

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    "Would a racist own an Eddie Murphy NFT?"
     
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  5. killerwvu

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    The way he talks about his other memorabilia, he sees them as investments, so wouldn't be surprised to see these turn up for sale
     
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  6. zeberdee

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    I’m really stuck on him using the word “cherish” to describe prison mail logs.
     
  7. spagett

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    Good point
     
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  8. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    You know how fucking sheltered and lame you have to be to earnestly use the black friends argument? A line that has been getting mocked in tv, movies and on social media for years
     
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  9. bro

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    “I’m a humongous fan of what he’s done”
     
  10. bro

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    need someone to bump this in December when the funniest thing in 2022 is being discussed
     
  11. Louis Holth

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    I had to unfollow him awhile ago, because he gets off on having Twitter followers. I appreciate this thread keeping me up-to-date on his train wrecks.
     
  12. Louis Holth

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    Listen man, he’s had 2 black people in his house that weren’t working on it. He’s not racist.
     
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  13. NoNatty

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    this was the best line by far.
     
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  14. Butthead

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    reminds me of what Trump said about Frederick Douglass

    “Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.”
     
  15. bro

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  16. Butthead

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    i'm not a collector guy at all so take it fwiw but having a personal collection of stuff like that seems like a pretty weird hobby as far as hobbies go
     
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  17. Butthead

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    Also how in the fuck does someone search for and come into possession of this?
     
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  18. Pasta88

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    It’s 2022 and somehow Rovell still hasn’t peaked. He just continues to amaze everyone. GOAT
     
  19. EdmondDantes

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    wow very cool to own the Rosa Parks signed rookie card tho!
     
  20. Boo MFer!

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  21. Beeds07

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    Was coming to post this. Yoooooo
     
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  22. OZ2

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    I have unfollowed, and I think, even blocked him. But he is such a train wreck of weirdo that about once a month (or as you said, this thread being bumped) he will pop up on my Twitter timeline. The reaction is always.

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  23. Stringer Bell

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    Calling me a Nazi is cute. I have a huge collection of Auschwitz memorabilia and my Lawyer is a Jew.
     
  24. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I think he has something legit wrong with him. He may have reasonably severe autism.
     
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  25. seanofthedead86

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    Rovell and Ben Shapiro are the same person.
     
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  26. devine

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  27. Louis Holth

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    Which is even more cringey. Feel like Birmingham should own that log book, not the warden’s family lol
     
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  29. killerwvu

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    Has screencaps of him responding about donating it to a museum. He didn't want to donate it, he wanted to loan it out
     
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  30. DuffandMuff

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    This is the same guy who proudly uploaded a video of himself revealing his collection containing a viagra pill bottle that belonged to hugh Hefner.

    He’s not a fully functioning human.
     
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  31. Louis Holth

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    That he paid $8k for and called it a “steal”

    Be very curious to see how that bottle was procured by the original person. And nothing would have stopped the pharmacy from printing a label, slapping it on a bottle and it never made it to Hefner. HIPAA is obviously there but I’ve seen some insanely stupid violations in my career.
     
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  32. Butthead

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    When he did that with the caption "the most famous pill bottle in history" or whatever, I thought it was going to be Mark McGwire's Andro bottle, but it was so much worse :laugh:
     
  33. DuffandMuff

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    Surprised it wasn’t Michael Jackson’s bedside vial of propofol that ultimately sent him to the grave. “I have the very substance that killed the most famous pop star in history.”
     
  34. laxjoe

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    Right next to Hugh Heffner’s viagra. Exactly the kind of honor MLK would appreciate
     
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  35. Louis Holth

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    “This is the very bullet recovered that killed MLK! I’m a huge fan of his work!”
     
  36. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    "I even have FBI documents signed by Hoover himself basically ordering MLK Jr's assassination!"
     
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  37. Prospector

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    That practice is actually pretty normal
     
  38. spagett

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    Get out
     
  39. Tobias

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  40. spagett

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    He's starting to look a little like papa john #papabless
     
  41. IV

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    If he had been born in Alabama he’s 100% a Auburn fan
     
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    Rams by 1000 now
     
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  43. IV

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    Honestly incels have no excuse
     
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  44. spagett

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    That went to Birmingham Southern
     
  45. 1

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  46. IV

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    100%
     
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  47. IV

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    Listen I was born in the shittiest state in this whole union and I will shit post as I please (and be right, cuz I know my shit)
     
  48. Chocolate Giddyup

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    I’m sorry. I’m sorry if people think that a New Yorker can’t cheer for the Cincinnati Bengals. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I really am. I’m sorry if people think that a white man can’t love Jeff Blake, but to me that seems pretty counterintuitive.

    Calling me a racist is cute. On this day especially. On the eve of the super bowl. I have one of the largest childhood jerseys that still fit me collections in the world and some of my closest friends are Bengals.
     
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