Official Dads of TMB Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Boo MFer!, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I’ve been wfh the entire time and not wife is as well. Just found out the daycare is closing as well so going to be interesting.
     
  2. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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  3. NDfanPSUgrad

    NDfanPSUgrad Well-Known Member
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    Nm
     
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  4. Bruce Bowen

    Bruce Bowen Well-Known Member
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    1. Google the number
    2. Facebook search the number
    3. Call the national guard
     
  5. Wicked

    Wicked Next One's Comin' Faster
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    Fuck My Life. My 5 year old tested positive for Covid tonight. We explained to him that he tested positive and can't go to daycare and he freaked the fuck out. I've never seen the kid so scared. He was all worried that is going to die. It took awhile but we finally got him calmed down. He literally only had a small cough and that was only after he was really rambunctious. My wife and I have both tested negative. This really fucking sucks as I'm scheduled to have surgery Thurs I really need to have. It was so heartbreaking though to see how scared he was. Fuck this all.
     
  6. Wicked

    Wicked Next One's Comin' Faster
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    Aaaannnnnndddd surgery canceled until further notice. Fuck. My son on the other hand, is loving life now. Little bastard is just playing Mario kart.
     
  7. ButchCassidy

    ButchCassidy Well-Known Member
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    1 month out, fellas.

    don’t plan on taking much of a bag. No clue how long we’ll be there. Plan on a pillow, a fire stick, a book, maybe the switch.
     
  8. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Playing Nintendo switch while your wife is in the room in labor............
     
  9. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    "Hey man I'll tell you when I've had enough milk...man. You don't tell me. Keep it full barkeep."
     
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  10. WhiskeyDelta

    WhiskeyDelta Well-Known Member
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    I was chatting with the anesthesiologist about the NCAA tournament during a C-section, tbf.
     
  11. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    My wife was in labor for like 42 hours and we were in the delivery suite for over 12. Never know how long it will take, bring entertainment.
     
  12. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Dr. Mantis Toboggan Well-Known Member
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    100% plan on bringing my switch
     
  13. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
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    I am just thinking of the look on my wife's face if I busted out a Nintendo while she's sitting there on the hospital bed with an epidural in :laugh:
     
  14. DriveByBBQ

    DriveByBBQ Well-Known Member
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    We were admitted at 8:30 pm and he arrived at 12:10 am. Wife pushed for about an hour. All we heard leading up to the birth was “the first one is usually stubborn” “the first one is usually late, they take their time yada yada yada”.

    Bring
    -a good sound machine
    -pajamas for both of you
    - house shoes/slippers
    - decent pillows
    - good water bottle with straw
    - extra long charging cable and cubes
    - portfolio to keep all your paper work
    - if you’re breast feeding one of these
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    #12914 DriveByBBQ, Jan 19, 2022
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  15. DriveByBBQ

    DriveByBBQ Well-Known Member
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    My dumbass packed melatonin.
     
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  16. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Anyone have any kids cartoons they actually like? Cocomelon was terrible, but we've been binge watching the fuck out of Shaun the Sheep. I actually enjoy it. It's dumb, but funny & my 18mo old love it.
     
  17. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    The show is for the kid not you. My wife hates it as well but his words have taken off since watching it. It is a very good kids show on so many levels. The visual colors and contrasts. The repetition of words and sentences. The follow along word scroll. It is a teaching machine that needs expanded upon with many more seasons.

    But to answer the question, PJ Masks gets a lot of play.
     
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  18. Wicked

    Wicked Next One's Comin' Faster
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    This conversation begins and ends with Bluey.
     
  19. DriveByBBQ

    DriveByBBQ Well-Known Member
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  20. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Sir, I'm in the room
     
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  21. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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  22. PaulKemp

    PaulKemp Well-Known Member
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    I tried my best but could not defeat Cocomelon and Blippi. I can get him to watch video games on occasion, Pixar, and he briefly enjoyed the animated Jurassic Park until it randomly started terrifying him, but the intermissions are always short-lived.

    Maybe this is terrible, but we put Cocomelon or Blippi on an Amazon kids tablet and let him sit at his desk eating snacks for a reasonable amount of time daily while we watch whatever we want on the actual TV. It’s mostly a winter crutch. Not being able to go outside in the evenings sucks
     
  23. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
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    We rotate a lot of the classics on Disney plus. Frozen, Moana, Lady and the Tramp, Aristocats, 100 dalmations, lion king, pocahontas etc. It's hard to find something for my almost 3 and 5 year old to agree on, but the disney classics is our best chance.

    as far as shows go. my 5 year old son still loves Blaze and Paw Patrol. I rarely watch any of them and just goof off on my phone when they are having screen time.
     
  24. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    most of the pbs cartoons are tolerable and no commercials which helps. I find donkey hodie oddly amusing
     
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  25. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    Paw Patrol, Beat Bugs, Curious George (on Hulu), and Trash Truck are the go to cartoons at the moment.
     
  26. ButchCassidy

    ButchCassidy Well-Known Member
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    Nieces and nephew love Bluey. I thought it was pretty entertaining, as well.
     
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  27. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    If no one else will say it, I will. The teacher on Cocomelon is a partier. Teaches kids all day, does yoga, wears yoga pants. Very likely a woo-girl.
     
  28. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    4 year old likes Pinkalicious, Let's Go Luna, and Clifford. We have the first two seasons of Dora on Amazon Prime and she's also watched the shit out of that.
     
  29. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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  30. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    My wife and I do this and sit next to each other and just share tiktoks :laugh:

    I guess we're not alone
     
  31. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    The cocomelon mom has a booty
     
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  32. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    I was going to say that as well but thought if I commented on both, I would be judged for having a fetish of sorts.
     
  33. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Dr. Mantis Toboggan Well-Known Member
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    I gotta pause Mario, I can see the head
     
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  34. mb711

    mb711 West Coast Barner
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    Bluey's great, Peppa Pig, Bubble Guppies, Paddington are all whole fam favorites for us.
     
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  35. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    I think Blippi might be the most important person in my toddler’s life.
     
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  36. jbr

    jbr Well-Hung Member
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  37. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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    Baby woke up early. Daycare announced they’re closed today. Fuck it called in sick.
     
  38. Carl Brutananadilewski

    Carl Brutananadilewski do what now?
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    pj masks is pretty good.

    more for toddler age but talking time on YouTube is really good for speech development as the woman shows you how to make the sounds with your mouth, our kids sit there transfixed watching it too
     
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  39. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    27.25 lbs
    34 inches
    48.5 cm head.

    Fun times.
     
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  40. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Me pooping

    Toddler: “that’s a big poop dad. Good job. Mine is stinky”

    :beerchug:
     
  41. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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    My daughter fucking loves Peppa Pig...it's funny when she randomly uses some British word due to watching the show. It was her 3rd birthday yesterday and this was the cake we got her....

    [​IMG]
     
  42. WolverineJack

    WolverineJack Nature made me a freak.
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    "Oy DADDY!" - my 3.5 year old son everytime he sees me.
     
  43. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    Appreciate this suggestion. I am now wondering who enjoys this show more, my son, or my wife. She loves it. He is a pretty big fan as well.
     
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  44. Wicked

    Wicked Next One's Comin' Faster
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    I find myself cracking up several times each episode.
     
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  45. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    The dad on bluey has way too much patience and energy and is a terrible example
     
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  46. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Many people are saying this
     
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  47. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    My 5 year old likes different Lego shows. Right now Lego ninjago is up there.

    On Netflix check out Go Dog Go. Both 5 and 2 year old love it. Super colorful and is also a cartoon showcase if you have a 4K TV.

    transformers rescue bots also a hit (Netflix)

    we had to stop cocomelon. Toddler was a damn zombie with that on. Couldn’t take it.
     
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  48. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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    Really appreciate the 450 am wake up pterodactyl noises!
     
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  49. Marbles

    Marbles Trudging the road to happy destiny
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    He’s my idol. I tend to be like that and my wife always complains that I’m too much and gets bothered that I wake up busting at the seems with energy. Prob why my daughter loves me more though.
     
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  50. Wicked

    Wicked Next One's Comin' Faster
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    Just make sure you bring this up and point this out to her.
     
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