Walked by Sallee at some fan thing in Indy and some mouth-breather and window licking kids begged him for a picture. All the while, telling him how they listen every day and he's the reason his kids are such big football fans. It was truly nauseating seeing his smug smirk
Ark fans - how should we feel about getting coach Sam Carter from y'all? Ecstatic/disappointed/not care?
He’s an asshole that almost caused a mass transfer of our entire secondary. Just not a great fit on our staff. He got into two confrontations on the sidelines this year and two of our most experienced players transferred out (mostly) because of him (Foucha and Brooks to LSU). He’s a pretty good recruiter and our secondary was greatly improved under him and Odom this year. He was just our CB coach, but Montaric Brown made some big strides this year and led the conference in INT’s. He also rubbed several coaches on our staff the wrong way and was told to find another job. We replaced him less than 24 hours after it was announced he was leaving Arkansas for Ole Miss
I remember complaining to my wife once that it's like staring into the sun to get up and pee at night and have to turn the light on. She told me to just sit down as she looked at me like the dumbest person on earth. She was right
My girlfriend has started closing the seat because the dog has been drinking out of the toilet and it has not gone well for me in the middle of the night. Don’t want to turn the light on and have have forgotten that the toilet lid is down multiple times.
Woke up still drunk - attempted the frog. Fell forward and apparently made enough noise that the wife ran in to check on me. Probably most embarrassing situation of my life.
If my wife did something similar to this at the wedding......I would probably manage to ruin the wedding with questions and complaints.
To add to this: One of the items knocked over was the Mediterranean salt and I am walking on clouds every time I enter the bathroom now. Probably dangerous - but I feel like I'm on the beach every time I head to the shower.
Sounds like we are hiring Kentucky's OL coach Eric Wolford. #Kentucky Wildcats we should be happy about this right? Great recruiter if I'm not mistaken