Jackass Forever - New Jackass Movie - February 4, 2022

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  1. DeToxRox

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    The blow jobs from the hookers while in costume killed me
     
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  3. Illinihockey

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    feels like going into a theater during the middle of a pandemic is the most jackass thing I could do
     
  4. bro

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    cannot wait to see it in theaters. Not gonna watch the final trailer. just enjoy the majesty when it hits theaters without spoilers of the pranks / gags.
     
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  5. Andy Reocho

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    The wall bit with the bikes has so much potential
     
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  6. Sir Phobos

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    the reaction to this movie will be hilariously generational. like mid-Millennial to younger Gen X is that sweet spot where these guys in Jackass have basically been with us most, if not all, of our teenage and adult lives.
     
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    It came out when I was 14 and was flawlessly tailored to what I enjoyed at that time. Now I'm 36 and will still laugh like a child at every nut shot
     
  8. bro

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    got my tickets for next Thursday
     
  9. John Blutarsky

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    Knoxville going to be at the Royal Rumble.

    Almost makes me want to go but I’m not ready for my son to get into wrestling yet.
     
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    that gets expensive
     
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  11. bro

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    Marathoning the movies right now.

    also just learned pontius’s wife’s Instagram handle is LadyBoner69
     
  12. DeToxRox

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    Are they streaming? They were on Paramount, but they are gone now.
     
  13. bro

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    MTV running a marathon today
     
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  14. Gunners

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    Since bd passed out and no longer interested in boring ass Bert and Devine, this sounds like a good idea
     
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  15. bro

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    Really hard to properly state how influential and important the show was to a young bro. Plus the CKY videos. Just madness.
     
  16. DeToxRox

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    South Park, Tom Green, Jackass. A truly bygone era.
     
  17. Upton^2

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    I loved the CKY albums too. :rockin:
     
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  18. DeToxRox

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    Really awesome live band. Sucks Deron went nuts.
     
  19. bro

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    Hope raab himself, dicamillo, rake, april and Phil are leading normal lives in the wake of Bam spiraling
     
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  20. DeToxRox

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    They are from the sounds of it.

    Check out Steve O’s interview with Novak. It’s crazy how much that guy has turned around his life.
     
  21. bro

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    Also, my mom was not happy when she found out what cky stood for
     
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  22. Bo Pelinis

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    Duke Nuke em, Twisted Metal
     
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  23. Gunners

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    There’s no way April and Phil aren’t suffering thinking they probably helped enable his behavior

    Watched some interviews with Novak, he’s doing well but holy shit he was out of his mind. Had Bam cum on him then they tatted it on him
     
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  24. bro

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    I’ve never listened to those steve-o YouTube / pods. But I probably should leading up to the movie. At least with the cast and hang around
     
  25. DeToxRox

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    He’s a surprisingly good interviewer. The Novak one is a recent one, but go back and listen to the Pontius one. It’s incredible.
     
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  26. Fran Tarkenton

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    Caught up on his podcast recently and yea, some quality interviews. Including his with Tom Green and Jason Mewes.
     
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    I went to high school with Steve Os cohost, pretty sure we are Eskimo bros. Our friend group had 655whole video productions. Looking back on it so lucky nobody ever got seriously hurt. Closest call was probably my buddy having an m80 go off in his hand but somehow he didn’t lose any fingers. Can’t wait to nostalgia.
     
  28. Gunners

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    I loved it back in the day but can't say I liked the rewatch, they still were an original idea that did their thing.

    Fuck the Nelk Boys, I absolutely hate them.
     
  29. Sir Phobos

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    Raab left forever ago, he's been out of that circle longer than he was in it. Dico got out a fair bit ago and he's doing fine with a wife and two kids, accepted his baldness and fully shaved his head. Rake was always normal, that guy had a Masters in Chemistry and was working a normal job when things blew up for CKY/Jackass circle, he's also married with kids. outside of Bam and obviously Dunn, that whole circle of friends is pretty normal at this point.
     
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  30. bro

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  31. bro

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    Great kum and go shirt
     
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  33. Doyle McPoyle

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    Sounds perfect to me
     
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  34. Chipper>Jeter

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    Heard the Johnny Knoxville on the Smartless podcast and laughed out loud when he told the story of how he started it all. Can't wait to see this.
     
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  35. bro

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    today is the day. Going tonight
     
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  36. LetItSoak

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    Wife and I have tickets for tomorrow night, pretty excited
     
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  37. bro

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    It was unbelievable. The original cast member who really nailed it was Ehren. But it was amazing start to finish
     
  38. Charles DeMar

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    I enjoyed it quite a bit, haven’t laughed that much in a while. Not sure if it’s something you need to see on a big screen, but if you do want to check it out soon and see it in a theater, you certainly won’t be disappointed
     
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  39. Barves2125

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    Besides his irrational hatred of mustard.
     
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  40. Sir Phobos

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    "the things I hate most in life are, like, mustard, period blood..." - Rake Yohn

     
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  41. bro

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    90%
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  42. DeToxRox

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    Both too low
     
  43. bro

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  44. Bruce Wayne

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    Forgot about the burglar one. That was funny
     
  45. DeToxRox

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    Everything Pontius did/said in this movie was incredible
     
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  47. DeToxRox

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    Also too many feels post credits
     
  48. bro

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    my favorite gags/stunts based on pure memory

    opener was gross but just an amazing idea and so hilarious

    Knoxville randomly having a stun gun at all times was so good

    The dark room with snakes. Just pure fear.

    the cup test was quite an amazing 5 minutes

    unleashing the bear

    steve-o and the bees. never been more uncomfortable in my life

    anything involving dark shark

    really enjoyed scorpion botox and Eric Andre turning to the camera at the end :laugh:

    thought the punching bag gag was genius

    the vulture shit was crazy.

    loved any chance I got to see Dark Shark turn into a huge baby

    thought the end sequence with the paintball guns was really well done

    but the best skit was probably the dance floor electrocution with Tyler the Creator right into the Dave England cum dump
     
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