New Bourbon Thread: Bourbon Trail

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by tjsblue, Dec 2, 2019.

  1. Baron

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    lol wut
     
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  2. pperc

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    a what
     
  3. BrickTamland

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    Virtual… strip club?
     
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  4. Aussie

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    Damm youngins not knowing who Rocko is.
     
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  5. Leeroy Jenkins!

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  6. Upton^2

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    Don’t think that’s where the confusion is stemming from
     
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  7. pperc

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    we know who Rocko is, weirdo. lol
     
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  8. Aussie

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    I just assumed everyone had been in a virtual strip club so it had to have been Rocko that was causing the confusion.
     
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  9. pperc

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    of course of course
     
  10. BrickTamland

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  11. Baron

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    I thought we were nerding hard talkin about WoW then it just went to virtual strip clubs like that.........

    Is it too early for a pour?
     
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  12. BrickTamland

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    Word is two drink minimum, and don’t even get me started on the champagne room.
     
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  13. pperc

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    Sure. Shall we pour our Weller SiBs or our Parker’s Heritage Heavy Char Wheats together?
     
  14. RJF-GUMP

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    TMB Bourbon Thread Featuring WoW, Virtual Strip Clubs, and Legent.
     
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  15. Keef

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    Low key the best thread on the board
     
  16. NYGator

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    Do I need to go to a virtual strip club and dress up like Rocko to get a Parker's Wheat? If so, I am enthusiastically in!
     
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  17. Keef

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    Apparently rv12 was passing those out in the VIP
     
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  18. BrickTamland

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    16y Seagrass fuck yeah.

    $250 fuck no.
     
  19. The Goat

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    So what kind of bourbon are they serving in these virtual strip clubs?
     
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  20. BrickTamland

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    Also, what is the correct price for bundling three $100 bottles?

    Did you guess $820? Me neither.

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  21. RockHardJawn39

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    I think it was 500 in PA
     
  22. Aussie

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    I snagged the rum barrel one when I was at Lux Row a couple of years ago. Solid but definitely not worth the price and damn sure not worth that much.
     
  23. The Goat

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    rv12 coming through!

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  24. dathalfnukkahd

    dathalfnukkahd dat nukka high definition
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    rv12 what store did you get the ECBP pick from?
     
  25. rv12

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    Mug and Jug. Tippin's is supposed to get one in the next week.
     
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  26. dathalfnukkahd

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    yeah I remember Tippins telling me their barrel pick is 140 proof juice.
     
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  27. The Goat

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    Time for more Reese's Pieces!
     
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  29. Keef

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    You have my full attention
     
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  30. cheddarisbetter

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    OFC 150 at $25/pour is no brainer right?
     
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  31. Aussie

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    Yes
     
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  32. rv12

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    Fine. I won’t include Reese’s any more you assholes. I was told it helped hide the sound of liquid inside
     
  33. RockHardJawn39

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    I enjoyed them and I did end up sharing them with my kid. I always tell ups I’m shipping hot sauce or something like that so liquid sounds aren’t out of the ordinary.
     
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  34. pperc

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    I love Reese’s pieces
     
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  35. The Goat

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    Oh I wasn't making fun of them. Had to fight off my damn kids for them.
     
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  36. Leeroy Jenkins!

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    I wasn't complaining
     
  37. rv12

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    yeah well you won’t give me any Weller
     
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  38. Keef

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    I was actually really excited about them
     
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  39. Keef

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    :iseeu:
     
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  40. g8r

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    I am mad because I haven’t received my bottles yet (my fault) and you jerks spoiled my surprise
     
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  41. Lt. Pete Mitchell

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    I send stale macaroni in my packages :ths:
     
  42. leroi

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    having established that North Carolina is the worst state to buy bourbon, what are the best states?

    obviously you can buy anything in south carolina, so besides them
     
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  43. The Goat

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    Look at like the last page from the Pennsylvania posters who just have to fight on a website.
     
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  44. leroi

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    Right but PA is supposedly one of the worst? if you don't have a bot

    i can make bots but i don't live in PA
     
  45. BrickTamland

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    "artisanal olive oil"
     
  46. Detlef Schrempf

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    I will offer a testical for one of these
     
  47. pperc

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    You want a Weller special reserve?
     
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  48. pperc

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    A bot? Lol, not on the worst site ever constructed
     
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  49. RockHardJawn39

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    Really has nothing to do with bots. On the big drops you have to be willing to devote massive amounts of time to refreshing the website trying to get your orders through. I think I spent 3 hours to get everything in the picture I posted. A lot of people get frustrated and give up.
     
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