Olympic sports thread

Pshh, this game is gonna end up 5-4 one way or another (empty net goal notwithstanding)

 

God damnit. Did that deflect or is our goalie trash?

 

Not watching, but this sounds spicy. What does it mean?

 

Their uniforms

 

trash, in that instance

 

What the fuck is this arena DJ trying to get at with all this alanis morissette? Isn’t she like the queen of Canada or something? Biased much you wanna be poutine pusher?

 

She’s a dual citizen so she fits pretty well here.

 

So the Canuck ran south, guess I respect her decision making.

 

Julie “the cat” Gaffney is now 44 years old. I don’t think she’ll be helping us tonight.

 

She’s still holding it down

 

Ugh, we’re getting creampied by these hoser hoes

 

I’ve been a huge fan of international womens hockey for AT LEAST 45 minutes now. And trust me, this is the worst GK performance I’ve ever seen.

 

The starting goalie from the 2018 gold medal team is on the bench. This coach wants to play the chick that’s 5 years older and much worse for some reason.

 

(Brief pause as I google the coaches name)

#JohnsonOUT

 

Joel Johnson is the Joe Quinn of our times

 

Spooner? From the shit she’s been pulling I’d guess she’s more of a Forker!!!

 

SHORTHAND GOAL!!! LETS GO!!! #EXTENDJOHNSON

 

Lol. Now google Andy Polo.

 

Lol. Slap some paint on a decrepitated Boeing building and worship yourself.

 

Geesh, find the Fucking net ladies

 

they just took your advice literally

 

13.5 totally a lot

 

US hockey needs a youth movement

 

Listening to/watching Shiffrin having a mental breakdown/self aware enlightening moment is so sad.

 

Wouldn’t surprise me if she never competed against. This is unreal.

 

Do they bury DV in those things?

 

really happy for her, given her career olympics have always been kinda cursed for her, and giving up her spot on the 500m was a noble thing

 

Nice waking up to find out you guys are still on the bottom!

 

Is Pete DeBoer the coach?

 

Time to be let down by Schuster and co.

 

Neat how he missed two shots in a row to give up a 3

 

Clutch shot from Shuster

 

Karma is a real bitch

 

Big miss there

 

Good lord plys

 

Plys really pissed himself on that one

 

Learning from the master

 

Had to make that play there

 

Gotta get 2

 

Never* seen that

*watches some curling every 4 years only

 

Shit

 

Lol plys

 

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We needs a miracle