Official Ukraine Thread: Putin On The Fritz

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  1. 2

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    Prince Zelensky is going to make user regret this post.
     
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  2. Jake Barnes

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    No to the first part or the second?
     
  3. chuckmasterflex

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    If there is one thing I'm certain of in this world, it is that Miami will find dirty money to clean in their real estate market.
     
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  4. Jake Barnes

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    I don't want him to be killed, I was just answering his hypothetical.

    The man is a global treasure and a hero for the ages, I would legitimately weep for hours if he died.
     
  5. pperc

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    Kick them out of school. Can’t pay, gtfo.
     
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  6. IV

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    just because

     
  7. Jake Barnes

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    Absolutely, but Putin is also insane, so he has to justify his own false flag in spite of all evidence to the contrary.
     
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  8. Jake Barnes

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    Post is removed.
     
  9. electronic

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    Putin will 1000% be removed in short order.
     
  10. repoocs

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    Click on the Reddit icon.
     
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  11. Lyrtch

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    yeah probably the second test behind the invasion itself if all the savvy putin hagiography is gone and he's just an idiot with an army
     
  12. pperc

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    Can’t see the US ever doing this
     
  13. chuckmasterflex

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    The Russians killing Zelensky or either of the Klitschko brothers, would make Ukraine ungovernable for them.
     
  14. Shinzon

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    Think they’re well past that point already. But you’re not wrong.
     
  15. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  16. Aaron Hernandez

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    Between the logistics mess, the false flag operation only consisting of disconnected little news items, prestaged videos with incorrect dates in the meta data. this doesn’t seem to have been planned out very carefully.
     
  17. chuckmasterflex

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    I'm a big believer in the "no one knows what the fuck they are doing and just flying by the seat of their pants" theory of history.
     
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  18. Jake Barnes

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    p much this.

    The fury and ferocity will literally scare the shit out of whoever is unfortunate enough to attempt and take their country.
     
  19. Josey Wales

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    The 30 for 30 editors must already be cutting up footage.
     
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  20. Bo Pelinis

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    Sounds like the Russian economy is in truble
     
  21. Gunners

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    Seems like we’re already at that point

    I’d like to think someone is just gonna slit Putin’s throat and this shit can heal.
     
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  22. Garrity19

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    Will be a tough go for all of Europe. Paris, Budapest, Zagreb, Prague and hell even London have bankrolled the Russian elite and now they have no money over night figuratively. Like I said. Will be interesting an interesting week.
     
  23. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    Ah yes, the antithesis of the great man theory.
     
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  24. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    Kicking an addition can be a hard but rewarding experience.
     
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  25. bro

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    That tends to happen when you intimidate all advisors and analysts on your staff instead of listening to them
     
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  26. Lyrtch

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    its 100% the most reasonable conclusion you can draw
     
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  27. Shinzon

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    If they aren’t, Sean Penn definitely is.
     
  28. Gallant Knight

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    I am a great man
     
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  29. GoodForAnother

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    I sent this to my father in law

    “Numerous photos regarding the Ukrainian crisis have been appearing with Cancun Crud as the counter point”

    Cancun Crud
     
  30. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    Is that you, Elon?
     
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  31. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast He wants you too, Malachi.
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  32. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Writers are definitely booking this on the fly
     
  33. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    Jesus

    This is in reference to those mercenaries brought out of of Africa.
     
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  34. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Buddy. I think you need to go take a nap or something.
     
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  35. chuckmasterflex

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    [​IMG]
     
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  36. Can I Spliff it

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    Only one man can broker peace between zelensky and putin

    We must deploy President Deals
     
  37. The Banks

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    For 2¢ an acre like we bought Alaska from them.
     
  38. Joe Withabee

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    Sirens just started going off in Kyiv
     
  39. Josey Wales

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    Very big generals. The toughest guys you’ve ever seen. They come up to me with tears in their eyes “president t please please president t, only you can save us. Help us!”. And so I say look, ok. I could be at my hotels, golfing at my resorts. But I help them. I’ve negotiated peace like you wouldn’t believe.
     
  40. VaxRule

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    Hashtags are a thing.
     
  41. IronLung

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    Sorry dumb question but how is Belarus a puppet government for Russia? It seems pretty obvious they are but want to know how and the Wikipedia on it wasn’t very helpful
     
  42. Joe Withabee

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    And stopped
     
  43. Josey Wales

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    I hope Russians start burning shit all over the counter tomorrow. US/NATO should have groups ready to cause civil unrest in Moscow and elsewhere.
     
  44. Can I Spliff it

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    if they aren't they're doing a great job of acting like it
     
  45. Gunners

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    Not worried about Belarus after watching Hleb try to score a goal during his career

    bad joke
     
  46. IanBoyd

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    Really good reaad
     
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  47. Goose

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  48. GoodForAnother

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    probably the search function
     
  49. Irush

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    11 hrs since we’ve heard from the homie Illia. Not a fan of this
     
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  50. IronLung

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    I’ve always been a Hleb fan tbh. I’m also an Alex Song stan so what do I know