Tom Brady retires JK he’s back JK he's gone

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  1. Hank Scorpio

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    basically the same thing, minus the shitty political opinions.
     
  2. Jack Parkman

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  4. AptosDuck

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    He'll take a year off and then come back when Giselle gets sick of him hanging around the house and yammering about crypto
     
  5. AHebrewToo

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    Tom Brady spent 17 seasons in the NFL without a single MVP.

    Are we supposed to be impressed by that?
     
  6. Jack Parkman

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  8. JohnnyChimpo

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    This is the part where he changes his mind and plays 5 more seasons
     
  9. Jack Parkman

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  10. OZ2

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    if him and Clay Travis took a short walk (the only one he could take if we are honest) off a tall cliff that would be nice.
     
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  11. Jack Parkman

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  12. lazy bum

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    Someone is getting yelled at today.
     
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  14. Butthead

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    Send this post back to Hardcorehusky.com
     
  15. Jack Parkman

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  16. Jack Parkman

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  18. DUCKMOUTH

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  19. Jack Parkman

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    Doesn’t get that 15 mill?
     
  20. bro

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    Schefter wins again
     
  21. Lyrtch

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    He gets it regardless
     
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  22. MtOread

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    Is he playing in the Pro Bowl?
     
  23. ashy larry

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    he’s gonna take it in crypto
     
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  24. DUCKMOUTH

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    Im sure. His retirement doesn’t have to be effective immediately, etc. I’m sure it’s worked out in his favors
     
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  25. Lyrtch

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    It's not a roster bonus, it's a deferred signing bonus payment iirc
     
  26. Hank Scorpio

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  27. steamengine

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    Now that it’s official I’ll go out on a limb and say he played the game the right way imo
     
  28. Tobias

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  29. IvanTheTerrible

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    Hey Tom, 8 slides on IG is too long a retirement announcement
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  30. MtOread

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  31. Hank Scorpio

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    Brady electing to go in to Canton as a Buc confirmed.
     
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  32. IvanTheTerrible

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    She absolutely killed this lol.
     
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    Pats fans melting down over not being mentioned in the post you love to see it
     
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  34. Charles DeMar

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    (Now remembering him having to be helped to walk Weekend at Bernie's style when getting off the boat last year)

    :pffft:

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  36. Kevintensity

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    Brady and Gronk one final go round in SF imo
     
  37. Jack Parkman

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  38. Tarpon Nole

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    the SF stuff makes zero sense. The bucs own his rights. He has a way easier route to playoffs in Tampa than SF. The NFC south is garbage.

    As much as I thought he’d do one more year after the way they lost in the playoffs, I think he’s really done
     
  39. duc15

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    also add to it that SF gave up a lot to draft a qb a year ago and sitting him on the bench again isn’t probably high on their priority list.
     
  40. Jack Parkman

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    I could see it if he a FA and it was just a 1 year thing, but of course he isn’t and I’d imagine TB wouldn’t give him up for cheap
     
  41. duc15

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    i couldn’t. They don’t want to sit Lance for 2 years
     
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  42. Jake Barnes

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    I definitely think it’s eating at him that he’s not going out on top.
     
  43. Jack Parkman

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    Im sure it is

     
  44. 49ers169

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    Yeah the reason they gave up the draft capital was to build around a cheap coordinate.
     
  45. Jack Parkman

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  46. Irush

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    He’s already sick of his family
     
  47. ned's head

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    He makes his parents hold on to 30 year old furniture? Hook them up with a casper at least
     
  48. Jack Parkman

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