That child didnt say that

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  1. Butthead

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    this seems safe
     
  2. buckwild

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    Good thread idea is good.
     
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  6. buckwild

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  7. fucktx

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  8. Duck70

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    While this probably didn't happen and this dude is doing it for #Clout, my 7 year old cousin wont shut up about climate change.
     
  9. fucktx

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  10. fucktx

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    Nvm posted the wrong one
     

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  11. The Milkman

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  13. fucktx

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  14. fucktx

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    lmao i saved that to show my gf and accidentally posted it my bad
     
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  16. fucktx

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    this one or ruthkanda win tbh

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    the worst tweet I’ve ever seen
     
  17. fucktx

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    libs on Twitter are the worst in general
     
  18. Lyrtch

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    the degree to which this thread will blur the line between jokes about said topic and actual examples will enrage me because i'm a lunatic
     
  19. Xander Crews

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  20. The Milkman

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  21. Andy Reocho

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    Who was the #Liverpool fan who said their kid was singing You’ll Never Walk Alone? Because that belongs in here.
     
  22. Lyrtch

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  24. The Milkman

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    I mean, this is legitimately believable
     
  25. Hokeamania

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    I was really just linking to that entire account.
     
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    YNWA
     
  27. Fudd

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    how to dissolve a body in acid
     
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  28. Fudd

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    haha sorry that was just my 3 year old playing with my phone again
     
  29. The Subspace Mariner

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    You know what 5 year olds actually say?

    "Dad, I love you because you got a big butt"

    -My child, 2015
     
  30. JohnLocke

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    Is this type of stuff like a super weird mild form of munchausen by proxy? Not geared towards sympathy but for praise. It's just so bizarre
     
  31. ned's head

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    Took my 3 year old to dinner at an outdoor patio over the weekend. There were some birds lurking nearby. He started yelling "beef bulgogi" at them over and over like an absolute maniac.
     
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    Every answer to every ‘interview with a toddler’ ever.
     
  33. Lyrtch

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    Smart kid
     
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  36. IV

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    My sin can say 4 syllable words if da-da-da-da counts
     
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    If you got 3 names and two aren’t because your parents couldn’t decide on a last name…that’s a problem.
     
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    This one is actually a true story:

    When my son was 8 we were all in the car and "Poison" by Bell Biv Devoe comes on. After the lyric that says "never trust a big butt and a smile," I jokingly tell the kids that I wish I had that advice before I met their mom. Then my son pipes up and says, "That's not true. Mom doesn't smile."
     
  39. The Milkman

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    My sin is a lot worse. Be thankful
     
  40. Daniel Ocean

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