I’ve done the annual corporate physical for 20 years where they check your vision in a very basic way. I’ve always been better than 20/20 on those tests. This is my first visit to an optometrist.
Me: This is the first time I’ve gotten my eyes checked in my life. Optometrist: Really? Me: Yep, unless you count getting vision checked during an annual physical. Optometrist: That’s not an eye exam. Me: Thanks for clarifying. There will be some cunt on TMB that will want to argue over this.
I filled out a bracket because, but I just don’t give a hoot about the tournament like never before. Same has happened recently for all sports I still follow. Pandemic, old age, kids, etc
This is by far the year I’ve followed basketball the least and felt pretty lost on my bracket. Didn’t even really want to play, but I got the email and I’ve been in it for like 15 years.
I fucking feel all of this, although I felt I made a rebound this year following CBB a little more. Outside of Tennessee football, I believe I watched the least amount of NFL and NCAA than ever before. I was disinterested in fantasy football for the first time. I'd rather go fishing tomorrow morning/early afternoon. And if they are biting, I'm not leaving to watch basketball. I'm probably going to take my daughter to the park and whatnot after the Vols game today instead of parking in front of 4 TVs all evening.
Hurt my knee carrying two 5 gallon things of water up the stairs and twisted my ankle walking my pup because I didn’t see a dip in the grass. Getting old fucking sucks.
Posted from a girl I grew up with. Yes they’re most likely stolen and yes that’s a bag of dope in the pic. She’s been in and out of prison for drugs for years.
I was in a pre-calculus class in March or April of 2002 when a kid in my class randomly raised his hand and very excitedly said “Ms. May, Ms May, did you hear about the World Trade Center?” She said, “no, Matthew. What?” He responded, completely deadpan, “these terrorists hijacked planes and crashed them into it!” It brought the house down. I thought of it today, and I’m still cracking up.
go-to dispensary had been out of live resin/rosin carts for over a week so had been buying elsewhere. Just got a text notification they're back in stock
I haven’t smoked weed in 18 years and it appears the game has changed since then because I have no idea what this means. I’m happy for you though.
3.9 earthquake just hit about seven miles away. Scared the crap out of the cats, which was mildly entertaining
When you think of the song Hotel California and hear it in your head, which version do you default to? For example I hear the one with the slight reverb/feedback at the very beginning from the Eagles Live album when I think of the song. Debating if there are live versions of songs that are better/more recognizable than the original studio versions.
Really anything from Stop Making Sense but particularly Once In A Lifetime and This Must Be The Place. Also, Dancing In The Dark.
Def hell freezes over. My mom played that album when I was a kid, so those were my first eagles memories. Layla
Wish people knew how to use “I” correctly. The rule is simple. People think it sounds better to just use “I” no matter what. But he just said, “I’s friend booked us a table…” Nobody uses the shit they learn in high school anyway. So your entire sophomore year should just be learning how to use me/I correctly. /rant