Will Smith just clocked Chris Rock on stage at the Oscars

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  1. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    There is some very deep irony in the Oscar hosts making a joke about how no one saw The Last Duel and then an event and long discussion about insults and honor.

    As one of the 68 people who has seen the movie, I have enjoyed this.
     
  2. bertwing

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  3. Jake Scott

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    I would have roasted my wife along with Chris Rock, personally.
     
  4. Celemo

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    Made in America...woof
    Where The Day Takes you...haven't seen
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    Bright...meh
    Aladdin...haven't seen
    Gemini Man...same
    Bad Boys For Life...same
    King Richard...same
     
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  5. LetItSoak

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    This got me good
     
  6. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    Yes, I was waiting for Segura to chime in. Will Smith partnered with Bert. 2 Bears 1 cave might actually be interesting
     
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  7. Upton^2

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    That’s quite an aggressive tweet from Segura. Comedians are definitely going to start whining about cancel culture all over again because of this.
     
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  8. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    Tee did a HIPPA
     
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  9. laxjoe

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    this is quite the take, and I have many thoughts on it!
    1/x
     
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  10. TimJimothy

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    I hope comedians start whining about cancel culture all over again just so I can read the hot takes on that.
     
  11. Nostradumass

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    The cheesiness or blandness of the joke in question should not factor into this debate, since 99/100 Oscar Host jokes are embarrassingly dumb, including all the ones said before this one.
     
  12. Lyrtch

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    bert shared some tweet being mad that the oscars didn't do anything and now comedians are going to deal with people getting mad and running on stage to fight them more now
     
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  13. laxjoe

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  14. ashy larry

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  15. Jake Scott

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    I thought he was doing it just to mess with Bert.
     
  16. Bo Pelinis

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    I haven’t watched his movies in years so whatever ya know but he had a real solid run there in his prime. Also Pursuit of Happiness was real good
     
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  17. One Two

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    *Applebees fajita platter sizzling sounds*

     
  18. zeberdee

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    don't think he's wrong there, but I also don't think that's cancel culture.
     
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  19. mb711

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    Bad Boys 2 is better than Bad Boys
     
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  20. Bo Pelinis

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    One wildly wealthy and successful person open hand slapping another on stage to defend the honor of his wife at an awards show for the entire world to see yes very black stereotype there
     
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  21. Bo Pelinis

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    I also really enjoy MiB2 even though it’s not a great movie or even close to as good as the first.
     
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  22. wes tegg

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  23. stric006

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    Laughed.
     
  24. Nostradumass

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    Well that's it. I've seen Jomboy's breakdown and heard a quip from Conan and Dave.

    I think we can call this one case closed.
     
  25. CaneKnight

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    We posting GOP paid agents in here?
     
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  26. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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  27. portlandspartan

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    So the Fresh Prince took a cab all the way from Philly to Bel Air?
     
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  28. wes tegg

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    really makes you think
     
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  29. Name P. Redacted

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    bert is a pussy
     
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  30. afb

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    spliff

    trust me

    everything has been posted at least once
     
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  31. Nostradumass

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    Is he trying to do a John Malkovich impersonation or is it just a bizarre coincidence?
     
  32. Daniel Ocean

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  33. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Wild Wild West is a great movie
     
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  35. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    This is the only song I’ll perform at the karaoke bar
     
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  36. Barves2125

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    And insulted the cab driver when he got to his destination!
     
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  37. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    I can’t wait to see how Emmanuel Acho is going to out shitpost everybody on this.
     
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  38. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Do they still have that rock at Clemson
     
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  39. wes tegg

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    It's so much better than you could have imagined.



     
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  40. glimmer

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    how close did u come to open hand slapping andrew zimmern?
     
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  41. Daniel Ocean

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    hey Dan long time no see
     
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  42. glimmer

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    walterwhitegotme.gif
     
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  43. wes tegg

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    I just stewed and then talked shit about his producer on the internet, like an adult.
     
  44. Can I Spliff it

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  45. Can I Spliff it

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  46. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    ”I am Legend” cancels out at least 3 good Will Smith movies.
     
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  47. Barves2125

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    We couldn't come to an agreement on whether slapping a man over a joke about your wife is acceptable so now let's see if we can go down a list of dozens of movies and make sure everyone likes and dislikes all of the same stuff.
     
  48. fucktx

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    Here’s a good take for this board specifically