Will Smith just clocked Chris Rock on stage at the Oscars

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  1. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    Chisel this in stone because this truth will never change
     
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  2. BlazingRebel

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    When I saw the direction this thread took I debated for about an hour if I wanted to give insight on this or not.
     
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  3. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    This thread has been a rollercoaster.
     
  4. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    This fucking board
     
  5. Can I Spliff it

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    In most cases polyamory just seems like cheating and bullying someone in to accepting it
     
  6. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    You haven’t seen the black guy slapping the ever loving Christ out of the old white dude that dropped a hard R on him?
     
  7. LetItSoak

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    That Slapplebees video was robbed by the academy
     
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  8. BlazingRebel

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    This is can be true, or someone cheated and SO is trying to make amends by opening up the relationship, but not all cases of Poly are just opening up a relationship, my fiancee approached me about the idea of finding someone about 3 years ago, and from the poly communities we've found on social media and around the area most poly couples are very committed to their SO's but have also decided together to either open up the relationship where they date separately or together. Our current partner is married, has 3 kids, and her husband fully supports her being in this relationship, and yet they still have a great relationship both romantically and sexually. We got lucky we didn't want to find another married woman, but she checked all our boxes and the communication and trust was there from the beginning.
     
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  9. BuckeyeRiot

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    Honestly it’s the best thing of 2022.
     
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  10. wes tegg

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    How does this work? Do all three of you go on dates together? Is it one on one? Is her husband in any way involved? Does he have his own outside couple?
     
  11. Bo Pelinis

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    What a thread
     
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  12. Can I Spliff it

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    Yeah who pays for dinner?
     
  13. Can I Spliff it

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    Do you get 2 breakfasts or 1? What happens if, in the process of laying out your suit for work, there's a disagreement about your belt? Do they take turns deciding on who gets flowers, and who makes the apple pie to cool off in the window?
     
  14. Can I Spliff it

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    I love my own jokes, fellas
     
  15. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Eathan about to crank out 10+ pages when he gets back online.
     
  16. DollarBillHokie

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    Is this the first Spliff post that is original to the board?
     
  17. Can I Spliff it

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    Its an nft now
     
  18. BlazingRebel

    BlazingRebel Dog Crew Founder Migraine Connoisseur
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    We had our first true date with her Friday, we’ve been texting, talking on FaceTime and phone calls for about 3 weeks. We have 1 true rule if we have sex we do it as 3, originally agreed all dates would be 3 or nothing but after all chatting we are good now with 1v1 dates and can tease and play just no actual sex with out all 3 present. Communication has been key to making this work and all decisions and changes as made as 3. He is completely out of it, but we have chatted with him and he knows all she doesn’t keep secrets from him. He does not have a relationship outside theirs he didn’t want that it was the first question we asked.
     
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  19. ARSENAL

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    2 chicks at the same time? Hell yeah brother
     
  20. BlazingRebel

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    We did
     
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  21. Daniel Ocean

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    I’ll guess I’ll show my old and prude nature but I don’t understand. If you’re going to want to bang a bunch of people why get married. I was a pretty bad boyfriend to just about everyone I dated. Don’t think since I started dating having girlfriends I was ever faithful to one. That changed when I got married because I didn’t want to cheat on my wife. So I guess I don’t understand why be in a marriage but still have multiple partners. Seems like it would be easier to just date a lot of people without having the obligation of a commitment.
     
  22. Daniel Ocean

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    man and what about peanuts on an airplane
     
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  23. Daniel Ocean

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    this just sounds exhausting and more people I’ll disappoint so why try
     
  24. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I could not imagine having the spine to do all that while raising a kid.
     
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  25. BumpingNasties

    BumpingNasties Kissing Babies and Hugging Mommas...the Dabo way!
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  26. Saul Shabazz

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    :getmoneyfuckbitches:
     
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  27. wes tegg

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    Fuck that, I can't imagine having the time.
     
  28. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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  29. Jake Barnes

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    And their thripple has three of them.
     
  30. GrizzliesDrew

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    Yeah, if someone asks if you want to be in an open relationship, the answer is either yes or the relationship is doomed
     
  31. Shinzon

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    I apologize if I’m confusing you with someone else. But didn’t your significant other point a gun at you over the holidays? Hopefully for your sake all the tension and drama is gone, and you guys are solid. Otherwise, fingers crossed your girl doesn’t ever get any jealous impulses in your poly situation.
     
  32. Can I Spliff it

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    "Oh man we forgot our wallet and purse. Can you pick up the check tonight? You know we're good for it"
     
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  33. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    TMB’s Alabama fan base is the most sexually and politically liberal college fan base on the World Wide Web
     
  34. Lyrtch

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    correct
     
  35. NDJOECA

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    “She’s the perfect third!”

    “We’ve been on one date”

    let’s let this one play out.
     
  36. HoosDaMan

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    That was Hoss
     
  37. Guns

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    cliffs on thread up to last two pages?
     
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  38. wes tegg

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    I apologize if I'm confusing you with someone else. But didn't you become a kung fu tournament?
     
  39. BlazingRebel

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    She has only been poly for about 2 years they have been married for 10 years before he brought it up to her and it strengthened their relationship. Talking to them about it and our own experiences helped affirm our belief in this lifestyle after the the last woman we dated made us want to hate it. We looked back and that whole year dating her, and didn’t realize during that we were basically revenge towards her husband who cheated on her and he never was really comfortable with her dating separately despite what he told us he didn’t think she would find something like this or want to commit to it.
     
  40. DollarBillHokie

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    Will Smith smacked Chris Rock and dbl dbl’ed.
     
  41. wes tegg

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  42. BlazingRebel

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    Nope only one that ever pointed a gun at me passed away 6 years ago due to suicide by cop.
     
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  43. dump

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    What the fuck kind of kinky shit is going on in Tuscaloosa these days
     
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  44. HoosDaMan

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    You’ve led an interesting life.
     
  45. dump

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    BlazingRebel really putting those 4 hour sex sessions to good use these days
     
  46. Shinzon

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    I apologize for the confusion. And that you had to experience that ^
     
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  47. One Two

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  48. BlazingRebel

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    Let’s indeed but if it falls through it will suck, but I will still have my fiancée at the end of day just like last time, and our relationship will continue to get stronger. Be very interesting to update this thread regardless.
     
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  49. Shinzon

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    Second or third block needs the label “dbl dies on a hill.”
     
  50. Irush

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    Damn, I just came in here to see memes
     
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