Will Smith just clocked Chris Rock on stage at the Oscars

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  1. RSK

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    Wait whose girlfriend stuck them up on christmas then
     
  2. Sir Phobos

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    people just drop the most outlandish shit in the weirdest threads here and it becomes TMB lore
     
  3. BlazingRebel

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  5. RSK

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    Bitchass ash always used to give away his best pokemon. Had me so tight
     
  6. Daniel Ocean

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    Hoss Bonaventure and bertwing finger banged Sarah H Sanders so hard they gave her a lazy eye. Hoss’s girl friend got jelly and pulled a strap.
     
  7. Sir Phobos

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    so anyway, this gay black midget robbed my wife and I after we got done paying him to tie us up and beat us with a cricket paddle and that's how I got shingles.
     
  8. RSK

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    Good apology. Wish he would have made it during his speech but guess he was still too emotional
     
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    I skipped about 15 pages, missed anything by dbl, and this thread still is amazing
     
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  10. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    should have said this during his acceptance speech instead of that insane rambling
     
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  11. BlazingRebel

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    Yeah it’s been an interesting ride the last 14 years.
     
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    What other things did they try to strengthen their relationship before this suggestion?
     
  14. BlazingRebel

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    She is not she lives about 20 minutes away.
     
  15. VaxRule

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    Will Smith is great in Six Degrees if Separation.
     
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    So we’ve learned that DBL is a RWNJ and BlazingRebel is Ron Jeremy
     
  17. ohbluefan

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    He probably should have refrained from that last bump before the show started….
     
  18. Shinzon

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  19. Hogview

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    So y'all are just having a three some from time to time. Good for you, they're fun!
     
  20. BuckeyeRiot

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    Circuit training and creatine.
     
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    This is the n=2 we all deserve. Best of luck and godspeed
     
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  22. BlazingRebel

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    From what he and she has told us is that they had a great relationship he before they tried this, and after they started this it got even better. Just another kinky couple like us it seems.
     
  23. BlazingRebel

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    My fiancée brought it up to me to try as we got further into kink lifestyle to see if it was for us turns out so far it is, and we love doing it together.
     
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    https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx21RUINlTaCUwgPAaWDhBdHKZzi9emHyE
     
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  27. poor paul

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    Thread took a lot of turns since this afternoon. TMB is the best.
     
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  28. BlazingRebel

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    From the other couple’s we’ve chatted with that have or are doing this successfully most just decided to give it a shot not as a way to save the relationship/marriage which usually ends in disaster. Try it out see how comfortable you both are with it, and go from there.
     
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  29. LetItSoak

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    If the 3rd was another dude would you feel the same way?
     
  30. RSK

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    Let it soak asking the hard questions
     
  31. BlazingRebel

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    She wanted a woman I asked her just to check all bases she said woman only she dealt with my dumb ass that was enough guys for her. She was in some insanely abusive relationships for 10 years before we started dating. How she survived or is even able to trust anyone is incredible to me, but that isn’t my story to tell. She is one of the strongest, most loving individuals I’ve ever known.
     
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    will she be a bridesmaid in the wedding?
     
  33. wes tegg

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    I certainly respect your privacy if you don't want to answer. BUT, if you're cool with it, go on...
     
  34. LetItSoak

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    I ask because I know I lack the emotional maturity and overall security to handle that.

    Wife asks about adding a woman: I am a progressive man who contains multitudes

    Adding a dude: we're getting divorced
     
  35. Hoss Bonaventure

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    This is egregious slander!
     
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  36. BlazingRebel

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    I’m not shy as y’all know I can go in depth I’m not ashamed of it
     
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  37. BlazingRebel

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    Plan on getting married in a year and it has been discussed :badasswolf:
     
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  38. Eric The Viking

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    If she had asked to add a guy, would you have still been open-minded?
     
  39. Doc Louis

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    Is this how you've got so many followers on twitch?
     
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  40. BlazingRebel

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    I felt it would have been disrespectful not to ask and I honestly can’t say with certainty I would have been good with it.
     
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  41. BlazingRebel

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    Haha sadly somebody reported my account and got me indefinitely suspended on there though Twitch never gave a reason why so I’ve been out of streaming for about a month plus.
     
  42. southlick

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  43. BlazingRebel

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    Already answered truly can’t say with certainty if I’d be okay with it.
     
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  44. JohnLocke

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    How do threads on this board make sharp u-turns every time

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  45. portlandspartan

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    A couple hours ago I was pretty convinced the thread had run it’s course
     
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  46. BlazingRebel

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    My fiancée was always very submissive, and asked me if we would look into the bdsm lifestyle of sub/dom we did that for about a year learning new kinks and new things about each other, and getting to know all kinds of bdsm communities on social media we got to know a few couples that successfully did the poly third relationship, and after weighing the positives and negative’s my fiancée convinced me for us to give it a shot. Both she and our partner are my subs hell they both have their own collars and day collars when we want to be discreet. We wanted to find another sub if possible and we all went over everything we wanted with both her and her husband she wears her collar or day collar at all times, but we made sure to clear that with her husband before we would ever collar her. Collaring is very special almost like an engagement ring to dom/subs it is not taken lightly.
     
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  48. BlazingRebel

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    Went back and forth on sharing any of this, but educating about the lifestyle seemed appropriate