St. Pauli to Enter Administration; Reportedly Facing Financial Insolvency by prerecordedlive April 1, 2022 St. Pauli, Hamburg, Germany The struggles continue for FC St. Pauli as they willingly enter administration. When prompted for comment, the club’s Chief Operating Officer noted “this was never about football. We’re literally just laundering money. What do you mean we’re ahead of 3 clubs? Oh wow.” The club now faces an uphill battle to avoid relegation, despite a heroic beginning to the campaign by the club’s talisman, Raul Jimenez. “We don’t have a midfield. Or a defense. It’s just me out there, fighting for my life. Please send help”, Jimenez quipped. The next few games could be very indicative of St. Pauli’s survival odds. “At least we’re not Chelsea”, unnamed 3rd manager of the season said. “Can you hang on a minute? I’m getting a call.” The manager could not be reached for further comment, but has allegedly been dismissed from the club. “All I see is David Alaba atop the red card standings”, said center back David Alaba. “At least we’re winning something.” Truly dire straits for the Kiezkicker. They’ll need to figure something out quick if they’re to hold their suitors at bay. “I’ll manage anything. I don’t care what it is”, according to potential 4th manager of the season, Mick McCarthy. “Honestly, I think they were trying to reach Mike but I’m pretty available too. I’m just using his resume these days.”
Give That Lad a Clipboard; Mick McCarthy Hired as New FC St. Pauli Manager by prerecordedlive April 1, 2022 Bermondsey, Southeast London, England FC St. Pauli has today announced the signing of new manager, Mick McCarthy. The former Wolves and Ireland manager has his work cut out for him as he takes over the 17th place side. “I thought it was an April Fools Joke but they appear to be pretty desperate. That’s why I feel it’s a good match. I was hoping Millwall would bring me on since I’ve just rented a flat across the street from the Den. St. Pauli is basically the same thing. I’ll just need to brush up on my Italian.” McCarthy previously managed Wolves to promotion, relegation, promotion, and relegation. “If you’ve been in one hole, you’ve been in them all, I always say”, says McCarthy, always. “I think if we bring in Roger Johnson and give him the captain’s armband, it’ll fix a lot of our issues.”
Matchday 10 Real Madrid 1-2 Atlanta United Goals: 10’ Kane, 18’ Messi, 73’ Sterling YC: 13’ Cancelo, 24’ Pogba, 71’ Guerreiro Subs: 56’ Savanier for Pogba, 61’ Trippier for Odriozola, 76’ Digne for Cancelo, 76’ Paulista for Varane Manchester City 0-2 Le Havre AC Goals: 38’ Vinicius, 79’ David YC: 56’ Kramarić Subs: 49’ Gavi for Paquetá, 62’ Walker-Peters for Robertson, 76’ David for Benzema, 78’ Guendouzi for Zakaria Finn Harps 2-1 Chelsea Goals: 18’ Gerard, 79’ Morata, 85’ Lewandowski YC: 3’ Rúben, 70’ Neves Subs: 47’ Neves for Zieliński, 56’ Valverde for Di Maria, 63’ Saint-Maximin for Muniain, 65’ Morata for Insigne, 77’ Kamara for Rodrigo Stoke City 1-2 Fiorentina Goals: 2’ Ferran, 8’ Çalhanoglu, 64’ Vlahović YC: 34’ Vlahović, 52’ Ndicka Subs: 46’ Günter for Blind, 62’ Sanches, 63’ Diaz for Diaby, 75’ Cristante for Rice Salford City 2-2 Hearts Goals: 52’ Firmino, 58’ Memphis, 85’ Modrić, 90’ Barella Subs: 50’ Firmino for Suárez, 64’ Shaw for Gayà, 78’ Vertonghen, 84’ Fernandinho for Kimmich SL Benfica 3-1 FC Nantes Goals: 3’ Tadić, 45’ McKennie, 60’ Lautaro, 81’ Son YC: 9’ Laimer, 37’ Reus, 80’ Berchiche Injuries: 38’ Mukiele (3 months; hamstring tear) Subs: 38’ St Juste for Mukiele, 45’ Olmo for Kroos, 48’ Berchiche for Hernández, 77’ Berghuis for Koundé, 78’ Romero for Gvardiol Barcelona 1-1 Milan Goals: 21’ Fernandes, 83’ Haaland YC: 64’ Kostić Subs: 47’ Mount for Verratti, 60’ Williams for Vardy, 61’ Caqueret for Kessie Spurs 0-2 Manchester United Goals: 35’ Bellingham, 81’ Ibrahimović YC: 21’ Chiesa, 50’ Tagliafico Subs: 46’ Isco for Koke, 60’ de Roon for Wijnaldum, 62’ Ibrahimović for Ronaldo, 75’ Vela for Carrasco Dynamo Kyiv 2-2 St Pats Goals: 24’ Foden, 35’ Müller, 73’ Foden, 86’ Mbappé YC: 53’ Acuña, 81’ Lazzari Subs: 51’ Gabriel for Martinez, 60’ Lazzari for Gnabry, 60’ Dalot for Traore, 76’ Pellegrini for Locatelli, 79’ Saliba for Hermoso Scunthorpe United 2-3 St Pauli Goals: 6’ Raúl, 47’ Aubameyang, 67’ Coman, 72’ Aubameyang, 80’ De Bruyne YC: 84’ Raul Subs: 45’ Vidal for Camavinga, 64’ Adams for Antony, 77’ Felipe for Alaba
October POTM Shortlist Lorenzo Insigne - Finn Harps Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang - Scunthorpe United Dusan Tadić - SL Benfica Gerard Moreno - Finn Harps Winner: Gerard Moreno
TOTW 10 De Gea - Manchester United Mendes - Le Havre AC Bastoni - Manchester United Laporte - Manchester United Pavard - Manchester United Foden - St Pats Bellingham - Manchester United Veretout - FC St Pauli Chiesa - Manchester United Son - SL Benfica Aubameyang - Scunthorpe United
Yeah, I have run through them some on the stream, I can take some time tomorrow or Sunday to go through them all and grab screeenshots to post
Changes Needed: goheels10 - Need a change for Mukiele injury. - Mbabu. Done. Other changes: St Pauli - Lozano to bench for Adams. Done. Chelsea - Changes from tactics thread. Done. Injuries: Fiorentina - Oyarzabal - 3 months from 8/21. Back 10/29 but only 27 energy. (Move to bench at 100 and to starting XI when no longer injured). On bench 11/8. Milan - Klosterman - 3 months from 9/25. Nantes - Mukiele - 3 months from 10/30. Yellow Card Accumulation: Atlanta United: 4 - Canales, Pogba Finn Harps: 3 - Gündogan St Pats: 3 - Locatelli
I’ve got some questions about Reus getting carded at 37’ and then at 38’ Mukiele is subbed off injured
Are there a certain stamina/energy levels you’d want him back in the starting lineup, left on reserves or moved to bench?
I've got to fix my defense toot sweet I haven't seen Real Madrid hemorrhage goals like this since the last time they actually played
Ugh. SugarShaun please switch me to 4-3-3 holding with Rodri at DM, Zielenski RCM, and Muniain at LCM. Let me go ahead and waste Havertz on the RW and move Leao back to his natural position. Instructions should probably be Havertz (cut inside), Leao (get in behind, stay wide) Lewandowski (target man) Default for Muniain and Zielenski Same instructions as before for everyone else. Thanks.
Sorry for delay but will plan to stream still tonight even though it’ll be late. Likely after the Duke/UNC game
FA Cup Round 4 Salford City 4-0 Blackburn Goals: 7’ Rafa, 52’ Danilo, 61’ Gayà, 85’ Rafa RC: 4’ Dack Le Havre AC 2-0 Ipswich Goals: 20’ Wirtz, 71’ Wirtz Layton Orient 2-1 Scunthorpe United Goals: 45’ Reilly, 52’ Reilly, 90’ Pedro G Fulham 1-0 FC St Pauli Goals: 37’ Decordova-Reid Dynamo Kyiv 2-2 FC Barcelona Goals: 12’ Müller, 30’ Fernandes, 71’ Müller, 79’ Dembélé Stoke City 4-1 Preston North End Goals: 10’ Hughes, 14’ Sané, 61’ Nkunku, 73’ Sané, 83’ Nkunku Everton 1-1 Finn Harps Goals: 57’ Keane, 75’ Parejo FC Nantes 1-3 Milan Goals: 38’ Haaland, 71’ Haaland, 79’ Allan, 83’ Isak Oxford United 1-2 St Pats Goals: 42’ Saka, 90’ Bernardo SL Benfica 2-1 Wigan Goals: 45’ Kroos, 69’ Olmo, 89’ McClean Missed Penalties: 20’ Keane Hearts 2-5 Manchester United Goals: 4’ Berardi, 17’ Chiesa, 19’ Ronaldo, 41’ Carrasco, 66’ Ronaldo, 76’ Barella, 83’ Carrasco Watford 0-2 Chelsea Goals: 68’ Džeko, 69’ Zieliński Missed Penalties: 52’ Hernández Atlanta United 2-3 Manchester City Goals: 22’ Casemiro, 44’ Canales, 65’ Navas, 79’ Mané, 80’ Sterling Newcastle 0-2 Brentford Nottingham Forest 1-0 Middlesbrough Swansea 1-3 Leeds United
Matchday 11 Hearts 1-3 Barcelona Goals: 12’ Vardy, 62’ Vardy, 83’ Dembélé, 85’ Barella YC: 12’ Carvajal Subs: 55’ Vertonghen for Hummels, 62’ Mount for Verratti, 80’ Tolisso for Sergej, 81’ Thomas for Ndidi FC Nantes 2-2 Stoke City Goals: 15’ Lukaku, 44’ Sané, 82’ Laborde, 86’ Blind YC: 59’ Allan Subs: 47’ Günter for Militão, 51’ Laborde for Soler, 60’ Berchiche for Koundé, 60’ Cristante for Romagnoli, 76’ St Juste for Kimpembe Atlanta United 2-1 Finn Harps Goals: 26’ Gerard, 26’ Sterling, 74’ Sterling YC: 21’ Ramos, 73’ Rúben Subs: 54’ Savić for Ramos, 60’ Cucurella for Angeliño, 75’ Azpilicueta for Cuadrado, 77’ Valverde for Hateboer FC St Pauli 3-3 Salford City Goals: 14’ Danilo, 24’ Veretout, 50’ De Bruyne, 54’ Suárez, 76’ Modrić, 82’ Antony YC: 35’ Camavinga, 56’ Antony, 74’ Kimmich Subs: 45’ Pjanić for Thiago, 46’ Pulisic for Coman, 60’ Shaw for Gayà, 75’ Fernandinho for Kimmich, 76’ Reguilón for Dumfries Le Havre AC 2-2 Dynamo Kyiv Goals: 12’ Benzema, 37’ Müller, 61’ Gnabry, 87’ Frimpong YC: 32’ Fabian Subs: 60’ Stindl for Brozović, 77’ Fofana for Pedri St Pats 1-2 Spurs Goals: 34’ Immobile, 41’ Saka, 90’ Goretzka YC: 7’ Immobile, 34’ Griezmann, 89’ Wijnaldum Subs: 65’ Gabriel for Acuña, 76’ Maguire for Tapsoba, 76’ Pellegrini for de Jong Milan 1-1 Real Madrid Goals: 37’ Haaland, 66’ Kane YC: 2’ Kane Subs: 56’ Otávio for Raphinha, 60’ Paulista for Marquinhos, 61’ Martial for Isak, 77’ Trippier for Varane, 81’ Caqueret for Kessie Chelsea 3-2 SL Benfica Goals: 22’ Lewandowski, 47’ Son, 57’ Neves, 71’ Lodi, 85’ Reus YC: 44’ Son, 90’ Son RC: 90’ Son Subs: 46’ Neves for Zieliński, 64’ Romero for Gvardiol, 70’ Saint-Maximin for Muniain, 80’ Olmo for Fabinho Manchester United 1-3 Manchester City Goals: Mané, 71’ Zakaria, 85’ Carrasco, 90’ Mané YC: Pavard, 88’ Isco Subs: Minamino for Jesus, 48’ Isco for Bellingham, 62’ Duván for Kramarić, 65’ Lindelof for Laporte, 81’ Guendouzi for Casemiro Fiorentina 1-1 Scunthorpe United Goals: 24’ Vlahović, 53’ Aubameyang Subs: 45’ Tierney for Koulibaly, 46’ Sanches for James, 65’ Porro for Alba, 75’ Lemar for Sancho
TOTW 11 ter Stegen - FC Barcelona Malacia - FC Barcelona Tierney - Scunthorpe United Matip - Chelsea Frimpong - Le Havre AC Sterling - Atlanta United Neves - Chelsea Zakaria - Manchester City Dembélé - FC Barcelona Lewandowski - Chelsea Vardy - FC Barcelona
Changes Needed: Owsley - Need a change for Son red. - Osimhen to striker, Rebic to bench. Done. Other changes: Dynamo Kyiv - Changes from tactics thread. Done. Finn Harps - Savic at RCB, Dias to CCB and move Pau Torres to the bench. Done. Injuries: Fiorentina - Oyarzabal - 3 months from 8/21. Back 10/29 but only 27 energy. (Move to bench at 100 and to starting XI when no longer injured). On bench 11/8. Starting 11/21. Away. Milan - Klosterman - 3 months from 9/25. Nantes - Mukiele - 3 months from 10/30. Yellow Card Accumulation: Atlanta United: 4 - Canales, Pogba Finn Harps: 3 - Gündogan St Pats: 3 - Locatelli Tottenham Hotspur: 3 - Griezmann
Matchday 12 Scunthorpe United 3-2 Chelsea Goals: 7’ Havertz, 23’ Sancho, 33’ Aubameyang, 65’ Lewandowski, 66’ Aubameyang RC: 10’ Hakimi Subs: 46’ Neves for Rodrigo, 46’ Lemar for Hazard, 61’ Tah for Coates, 62’ Tierney for Walker, 78’ Neuhaus for Aouar Manchester City 2-1 St Pats Goals: 35’ Mané, 79’ Jesus, 82’ Schick YC: 60’ Locatelli, 71’ de Jong Subs: 45’ Guendouzi for Zakaria, 60’ Pellegrini for Locatelli, 62’ Duván for Kramarić, 75’ Szoboszlai for Payet, 78’ Gabriel for de Vrij Benfica 1-2 Le Havre Goals: 33’ Benzema, 76’ Benzema, 77’ Fabinho YC: 11’ Pedri, 35’ Mendes Subs: 47’ Gavi for Paquetá, 50’ Rebić for Tadić, 61’ Fofana for Wirtz, 64’ Zinchenko for Mendy, 75’ Olmo for Reus, 76’ Moreno for Fabian Barcelona 2-2 Atlanta United Goals: 26’ Sterling, 45’ Dembélé, 75’ Messi, 90’ Mount YC: 7’ Sergej Subs: 46’ Azpilicueta for Cuadrado, 47’ Dest for Carvajal, 71’ Mount for Verratti, 77’ Bourigeaud for Canales, 78’ Tolisso for Sergej Salford City 1-2 Manchester United Goals: 35’ Ronaldo, 73’ Grealish, 76’ Vela YC: 62’ Bonucci, 85’ Danilo Subs: 47’ Vela for Chiesa, 61’ Isco for Bellingham Stoke City 1-0 Hearts Goals: 63’ Sané Injuries: 74’ Militão (6 weeks; pulled hamstring) Subs: 45’ Lucas for Nkunku, 45’ Thomas for Barella, 61’ Henderson for Kovačić, 74’ Günter for Militão, 77’ Diaz for Salah Finn Harps 0-1 FC Nantes Goals: 71’ Soler YC: 7’ Gündogan, 65’ Mbabu Subs: 55’ Malinovski for Lukaku, 57’ Morata for Insigne, 60’ Laborde for Lautaro, 87’ Fernando for Gündogan Real Madrid 2-1 St Pauli Goals: 12’ Raúl, 40’ Kane, 73’ Kane Subs: 46’ Felipe for Stones, 46’ Gómez for Alberto, 60’ Paulista for Marquinhos, 61’ Reguilón for Alaba, 76’ Vidal for Veretout, 77’ Coutinho for Gana Spurs 3-1 Fiorentina Goals: 37’ Mahrez, 58’ Alcácer, 68’ Mahrez, 83’ James YC: 10’ Wijnaldum, 24’ Virgil Subs: 52’ Sanches for Ødegaard, 54’ Alcácer for Immobile, 61’ Ocampos for Griezmann, 78’ Bissouma for Llorente, 80’ Rakitić fro Merino Dynamo Kyiv 2-1 Milan Goals: 37’ Mbappé, 67’ Isak, 70’ Müller YC: 19’ Ricardo, 35’ Saliba, 77’ Kostić Subs: 56’ Cavani for Jota, 60’ Vrsaljko for Wijndal, 75’ Lazzari for Saliba, 76’ Kalulu for Tomori
TOTW 12 Lafont - FC Nantes Blind - Stoke City Koundé - FC Nantes Romagnoli - Stoke City Mbabu - FC Nantes Sané - Stoke City Wijnaldum - Spurs Müller - Dynamo Kyiv Mahrez - Spurs Benzema - Le Havre AC Aubameyang - Scunthorpe United
FA Cup Round 4 Replay FC Barcelona 2-1 Dynamo Kyiv Goals: 49’ Dembélé, 67’ Dembélé, 75’ Müller Finn Harps 2-1 Everton Goals: 24’ El Ghazi, 44’ Gerard, 50’ Gerard
FA Cup Round 5 Draw Fulham - Le Havre AC Chelsea - Manchester United Manchester City - Milan FC Barcelona - SL Benfica Nottingham Forest - Leeds United Finn Harps - Leyton Orient Brentford - Stoke City Salford City - St Pats
Sorry couldn’t respond as I had a saved post as I was typing up the action but yet I had it on my list and got it added.
Changes Needed: Popovio - Need a change for Hakimi red. Went with Cash. DelapThrows - Need a change for Militão injury. - Cristante for Militao, please. Zouma to Bench, Militato to Reserves. Done. Other changes: Benfica - Son. Done. Fiorentina - Oyarzabal to starting XI. Done. Away. Spurs - Changes from tactics thread. Done. Away. Injuries: Milan - Klosterman - 3 months from 9/25. Stoke City - Militão - 6 weeks from 11/20. Nantes - Mukiele - 3 months from 10/30. Yellow Card Accumulation: Atlanta United: 4 - Canales, Pogba Finn Harps: 4 - Gündogan St Pats: 4 - Locatelli Tottenham Hotspur: 3 - Griezmann
Since we go days between the others, I keep a note open on my phone for cup and UCL and added it to that for you.
Even thought Leyton Orient is a much tougher opponent than #Everton I'm going to stick with my same Cup rotation lineup