Random pics you've found on the internet ***NSFW***

I wish I was the official something of something.

 

Just seeing her name gives me PTSD

 

I laughed. But in all honesty, unless that is a pet and the person filming knows it, pretty shitty thing to do to film it instead of opening the door and saying don’t fuck around with wild animals.

 

There's no way that isn't someone's pet, that thing was way too docile

 

Yeah think skunks are like #2 behind bats as rabies carriers in the US. Fuck that dude getting his tik tok moment in.

 

^^^

 

that’s way more real fruit than you’d find there

 

The kids looked like they knew what they were doing.

 

his face matches her tat

 

AssBoss80085

 

What the wtf

 

“You’re descended from a bloodline of wet toilet paper and sugar…”

 

Get lost cracker bones

 

"Out. Get out. Plunder our good graces no more, heathen!"

If you didn't read that in Dennis Reynolds voice, you're doing it wrong.

 

And don’t let the door hit you in the spine, IF YOU HAVE ONE!

 

I wanted more

 

“How'd you break it -- stepping on a fucking dandelion?”

 

I've never broken a bone #BuiltDifferent.

 

#neverlived

 

(damn, too soon laxjoe)

 

When you grow up in a travelling circus working the flying trapeze like I did, you learn how to fall correctly.

 

Plum and Bird’s reactions are hilarious

 

This is fucking disturbing

 

Damnit, I can't tell if this is true or /s

 

It is a tortoise

 

Was expecting one of the chimps to start face fucking the tortoise

 

You're ancestors were chimp like at one point. Do you think the chimps getting their dicks bite off by face fucking tortoises made it out of Sahara Desert?

 

It’s prison rules in captivity

 

Why are Dale Earnhardt memes

 

That’s the secret part that gets left out of the Bible. In order to populate the Earth, Cain (or aliens) had sex with a lot of apes.