When Clay complained about Michigan getting in and Dukes seeding, I joked that I was putting them in my Final Four. I might be right.
In west Texas, when you order lunch the waitress asks what don’t you won’t. Everyone gets T-bone steaks and baked potatoes and either you don’t want the corn on the cob or you don’t want green beans.
Are you trying to make me mad? I said Dr. Pepper this is Mr. Pibb. It’s all they had. Only assholes drink Mr. Pibb.
weird, just had some delicious oat milk added to my coffee in Rosemary this weekend. Was the barista lady lying to me!?
i always thought people who fetishized "traditional" values were silly but the Trump era has made it so much weirder
two things. 1) I guarantee you that's the last face some poor co-ed ever saw 2) I try (emphasis, I am a flawed human) to refrain from mocking someone for the genes they're given but I've never seen a more disgusting beard why in god's name does it curl that fucking much and how much of a loser are you to have zero people in your life to tell you how shit that looks because despite the initial pain you may feel you might come around to the idea that they're right and you're simply meant to be a clean-shaven man.
I’m assuming his name is something like Wyatt Warren Worthington Sexton IV and he goes by Buck instead.
"Sage Steele announces she is leaving ESPN and moving into the more lucrative profession of famous black republican woman who will say whatever you pay her to say"
ESPN has gotten too WOKE under Disney. ESPN focus their coverage primarily on black athletics, while Americans really want more Chet Holmgren discussion. This is pandering.