Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

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  1. slhorn

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    Me too.
     
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  2. Tex

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  3. slhorn

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    She’s nice as can be as well. I had a short conversation with her while she was waiting for someone at the bar.
     
  4. Tex

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    Wasted top half
     
  5. Tex

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    Uncle Mike wow
     
  6. Charles DeMar

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  7. Tex

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    Siri go boom
     
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    That was absolutely shit on
     
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  9. Charles DeMar

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    456 ft and 109.7 mph off bat

     
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  10. Charles DeMar

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    And Altuve is now 1-15 to start the season, may need to move him out of the leadoff spot :(
     
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    He looks so uncomfortable. All over the place.
     
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    Can we stop trying to bunt
     
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    Two really poor bunts so far tonight

    And Pena now 0-2 w/ RISP tonight and 4 LOB, not great. Maybe would’ve scored a run there, though, if Diaz were able to move them over. That’s where I would prefer having yordan in the lineup but he’s sick apparently
     
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    And of course they quickly tie it after Astros blow a chance to pile on
     
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    Chuck pls
     
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    Thought this was mlb thread, no idea how I ventured into here

    do your thing, chuck
     
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    Chuck still loves me
     
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  20. Tex

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    Get it together Castro
     
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    Just awful
     
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    Lol siri
     
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    Now 0-7 w/ RISP as a team with 8 LOB, goodnight
     
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  24. Tex

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    Stinker of a game
     
  25. Tex

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    Uncle Mike the professional hitter
     
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  26. Tex

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    Ugly but it’s a W
     
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    Looks to be more of the same today
     
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    These are fire

     
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  29. Tex

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    Playing down for sure
     
  30. Charles DeMar

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    On the bright side, 45 opportunities in 5+ games (and without Yuli for 3, Yordan for 2, and Bregman for 1) seems good

     
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    Definitely
     
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  32. Charles DeMar

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    Sometimes i would like to get a closer look into just what exactly Dusty is thinking...

    So Siri is one of only two guys to play well last night, with 2 of the 8 hits and scoring both runs...so yeah, let's bench him the next game...
     
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    Not sure I could have a lower opinion of him as a modern day manager
     
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    Good thing the pen is rested
     
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  36. Charles DeMar

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    A close friend played for him with the Reds and loved him as a person and playing for him...but have never heard anyone applaud him for his lineup or in-game decisions. He was a good hire to guide the team after the initial blowback from the scandal that first year, but not sure why they extended him after like 5 games and still somewhat surprised they didn't hire Joe Espada this offseason
     
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    Bruce?
     
  38. Charles DeMar

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    Paul Janish, but Jay is a big fan of him, as well, and I've hung out with Jay a few times with Paul. Jay, Paul, and Dusty went fishing together over the All Star break last season.
     
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    Yeah I don’t really have an opinion one way or another about him as a person
     
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  40. Tex

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    What happened there? I had to do some work.
     
  41. Gallant Knight

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    hbp with bases loaded
     
  42. Charles DeMar

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    And with 2 strikes...and it was on the foot via a breaking ball...
     
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  43. Tex

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    Sounds about right. Awful start.
     
  44. Tex

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    Even better
     
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  45. zachary

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    yeah dusty and his lineups make no sense. the whole “we’re still in spring training” bullshit is just that. bullshit. i miss hinch so much
     
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    Speaking of, i bet this was an interesting conversation today :)

     
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  48. Tex

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    This pitching is terrible.
     
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    Lucky to be down only 1, but unfortunately the hitting has been worse

     
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