Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

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  1. slhorn

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    Yordan is easily my favorite Astro since Biggio or Bagwell.
     
  2. Gallant Knight

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    I have a signed ball and bat on my mantle
     
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    Altuve thinks he’s going to be out for a long time
     
  4. slhorn

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    I don’t have the sound on. Why do you say that?
     
  5. Gallant Knight

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    Was almost in tears walking off the field
     
  6. slhorn

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    Shit. Missed that part
     
  7. Charles DeMar

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    Pedro Leon time I guess, sucks about Altuve
     
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    Has he ever played second?
     
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    They’ll bring up joe Perez. They’re full on the 40 man and he’s on it.
     
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    Good call. But btw, Leon has played SS before, now playing OF
     
  12. slhorn

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    I’m probably going to the game tomorrow. Did y’all get any space city stuff while there? How was the Amazonlike checkout?
     
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  13. Tex

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    Didn't get any space city stuff but saw a lot.

    The Amazon checkout thing was pretty cool. The ceiling has like 100 cameras.
     
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    I bet. My thing is what happens if the card declines? Or if a card is stolen?
     
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    Think he played OF in Cuba and has been splitting time at SS and OF in the states. Guessing they wanted him at SS for pena insurance
     
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  16. Tex

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    You had to scan your card to open the little gate. It does a quick charge to make sure something is on it. No clue how they stop it if it was stolen.
     
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    if altuve has to go on the DL they could put meyers on the 60 day DL or outright Baez to open a spot on the 40 man for leon

    i'm guessing they'll just go with perez though
     
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  18. Tex

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    Baez needs to go
     
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  20. Charles DeMar

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    Kinda wish they would've at least included an H in shit, especially since they could've used something similar to the Astros' Houston H logo without using the exact one (to avoid any potential trademark issues)
     
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    Pena leading off tonight (and no Altuve not surprisingly)

     
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  22. Tex

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    Not bad
     
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  23. slhorn

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    Tucker with the hose.
     
  24. Charles DeMar

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    Think it may be time for Baez to eat a couple innings
     
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  25. Charles DeMar

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    Maldy now 1-22 on the year, just laughable at this point
     
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  27. steamengine

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    This team stinks
     
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  29. Gallant Knight

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    surprised at the move. he's been mainly playing first in AAA

    good for him
     
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  30. Charles DeMar

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    Can they waive Odorizzi and Baez tomorrow?!?
     
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    This is fun I am having fun
     
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  33. Tex

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    Insane. I miss McHugh.
     
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    Went to see The Northman tonight so thankfully I got to miss the shitshow at Minute Maid, especially Dusty’s act in the 9th

     
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  35. Tex

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    How was it?
     
  36. Charles DeMar

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    It was pretty good I think, seems like one of those that I need to let settle for a bit ;)
     
  37. Tex

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    Your winky smile confuses me
     
  38. Charles DeMar

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    oh, not my intention, just one of those movies that had to digest for a minute. It was good, some solid action and a few things I wasn’t expecting, which was cool. But when I was walking out I was wondering how exactly I would describe it to some friends
     
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  39. Tex

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    Oh ok. I want to go see it this weekend.
     
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  40. Charles DeMar

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    you should!
     
  41. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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  42. Tex

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    That wasn’t a strike boo
     
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  43. Tex

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    Lol wtf I’ll take it
     
  44. Charles DeMar

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    How TF did dusty not pinch hit for castro there? He’s now 0-3 with 3 Ks and 6 left on; I actually don’t think he has even moved a runner over tonight

    And Astros catchers are now a combined 3 for 46 on the year, that’s brutal. Can’t be giving away that many outs, especially considering this will be 3rd 1-run loss in last 4 games
     
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  46. Charles DeMar

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    Baez DFA'd finally



     
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