Your Kansas City (?) Royals: Not Last

Are we sure Benny and LeFevre aren’t related?

 

Dozier is so fucking slow

 

they’re already unwatchable

 

Saw something today where the Royals have been above league average in OPS+ once since 1985. ONCE.

And we still embrace small ball and all that shit. It’s a miracle any of us still care.

 

Sigh

 

What the hell? Did Ryan just say a 12.67 ERA with 2 outs?

 

I hate them so, so, so much.

 

I swear to god I will slash Dayton moores tires if he doesn’t ducking get rid of mondesi. Guy is fucking useless

 

The was a great catch

 

Our best hitter bats 9th

 

if you think about it, 9th is just the first leadoff hitter after the first time through the order.

Lopez can get on base, and then the top of the order can leave him stranded

 

Fucking Christ fire the entire front office into the sun. I hate this team minus Greinke and Salvy.

 

Jesus titty ducking I hate this entire organization.

 

Just some damn buzzard luck according to Hud.

I really need Pratto to quit striking out every other at bat so we can DFA Santana.

 

DFA Santana. Between Salvy/Dozier/MJ you should be able to field C/1B/DH. Once Pratto gets into a groove move him up and ditch Dozier.

 

3 innings.

2 on 1 out
2 on 0 out
2 on 0 out

1 fucking run. It seems impossible to be this unclutch.

 

Was just coming to comment on this. 1-8 RISP

One of these days we’ll pitch and hit we’ll in the same game

 

matheny has used the same lineup every single day

 

6 walks

 

Good Staumont is pretty darn good

 

Nobody loses 6 games in a row. Nobody.

 

Took my boys to the game today, they had a fucking blast. I am a proud dad explaining the scoreboard to my oldest.

 

RIP Carlos?

 

God damnit

 

These kids really want somebody’s number

 

Salvy-Dong Xs 2

 

Dozier DONG!!!

 

Yikes. I didn’t think he was going see it out.

 

That walk was nowhere near the zone. Did just enough tho

 

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