Your Kansas City (?) Royals: Not Last

Isbel got sent down

 

why do they hate Isbel?

 

Greinke's control isn't there today, which is bad news with where his velocity is at this point

 

I see we've got two (2) hits so far today. Obvs moving Whit out of leadoff didn't work. At what point do we trade for Esky and install #EskyMagic to make it all work again?

 

does Michael Taylor really need to play? or is he D still elite?

 

Sweet work on that bunt call guys

 

This offense is maddening

 

Just a bit

 

I was for sure Mondi got that one in the 8th. Bats need to wake up. It was nice to be .500 when only 1/3 of the lineup can make contact but then I remember we’ve been at home all year so far (minus the 1 game across the state)

 

Italian Breakfast can rake. From what I’ve heard though he’s worse at 1B than Billy was and doesn’t have any other fielding options. Pretty much just a DH at this point.

 

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ let him DH when salvy is behind the plate. dude is raking meanwhile the big league club has like 5 guys with a sub .180 BA

 

Keller can’t even throw a perfect game. What a loser.

 

OZ2 just texted this to me

 

Hmmm

 

what is even the point of olivares

 

Stop with the Fucking contact play. How many outs have we ran into at home during the Matheny era?

 

I’ve seen first graders run the bases better than this shit

 

Bubic may want consider NOT throwing belt high fastballs that are getting hit at a .400 clip

 

God they suck

 

So out of that “amazing” SP draft class Bubic is the best? Eldred and anyone else that ever even talked to one of these pitchers need fired.

 

How about shit canning the guys who drafted them and have crafted like 3 .500 seasons in 15 years?

Shitty coaching is just a symptom of the problem.

 

Because we have to be realistic. They went to B2B WS and since they struck that gold no matter what they’ll be here till they retire. Like Vermes and the SKC game right now our only hope is they get so embarrassed by the shitty performances that they tuck their tails and walk away.

 

Damn, thought Bob’s arm could make up for that misplay.

 

Ha, well I guess it did. Looked safe to me

 

Are we playing Seattle or the bad news bears. Awful defending

 

Like that Bobby doesn’t mind going oppo for singles

 

Lolhearn

 

God fucking damnit

 

That Adalberto had one. Then he whiffed at one that was never in the zone

Classic

 

Strangely. Playing 2 infielders in the outfield has cost us like 4 runs so far.

 

Ouch. Salvy’s hand is fucked

 

Ok Carlos. I see you

 

you rang?

 

Damnit Bob

 

he will hopefully continue his hot streak in omaha because you know he’s getting sent down after that

 

brentz is having himself quite a season

 

P good outing from Hernandez so far, imagine not giving up runs to the first two hitters of the game

 

Way to call it Hud!!! Love a good Dozer Dong

 

Staumont for sure tried to trip him on purpose

 

Yay Benny for the hit but dang he gets thrown out a lot

 

Runner at third with less than two outs, this always ends well….

 

Christ

 

I sure am glad they didn’t trade whit at any point over the last three years

 

Based loaded, one out, two strikeouts

These guys stink

 

Considering of trading for him in fantasy... what are the chances Witt is sent down, with this type of start?