I would tell you that is a terrible take, since the Publix chicken tendy sub is god tier, except that I don't know what a wawa is, so I must withhold judging you.
Fury tells Thor that “Gorr was right” and Thor goes full emo over it and his doubt makes him unworthy so he changes his name to Odinson and runs away to listen to dashboard albums on repeat. Mjolnir reaches out to find the next most worthy and lands on Jane who’s life is a dumpster fire at the time. My guess is the events in Jane’s life are in the movie so I’ll spoil it. Spoiler After Thor leaves and they split she gets married and has a kid. They get divorced and her Ex gets in a car wreck killing himself and their kid. IIRC, she then goes to open a clinic in the New Asgard in Oklahoma and soon finds out she has terminal cancer (my guess in the movie is that the Aether gives her cancer so she goes to New Asgard to tell Thor but does some form of sacrifice that causes Mjolnir to reform and go to her). Here’s the kicker with that comic though. While Thor, Mjolnir heals her body, which sounds cool, but it ejects all the chemo drugs from her body so when she stops her tumors are bigger and she’s sicker than if she never became Thor.
You're still new here so Imma take it easy on you...but once you get to Ragnarok and see what Thor can really be, you'll have an appreciation for how terrible Thor2 is.
I don't doubt it. And I'm not even saying it's a good movie. I just thought there were a few good parts that made it entertaining.
I mean, we're all Marvel fans here so seeing these characters on screen is always at least a little awesome.
I kind of liked Dark World when it first came out. There's some really good Loki stuff in there. Some comedy bits that work with Jane and her crew at times, too. Your take is very defensible.
I found the breaking out of Asgard/fight with Malekith part of the movie to be enjoyable, and I do think that was mostly because of Loki being involved.
I think the most pointed thing I could say is that it's weird that the main character is probably the most forgettable part of the movie the further you get from it.
I wonder why it was so hard to lean into Hemsworths timing and delivery of comedy for so long. Even in Age of Ultron (I will forever Stan) he is dryer than Ben Shapiros wife