Texas Rangers - Much Adolis about Nothing

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  1. fsugrad99

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    Leiter struck out 7 in 3 innings in his pro debut
     
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  2. fucktx

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    he’s better than anyone in the rotation right now besides maybe gray
     
  3. texasraider

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    first time since 1996 the home opener wasn't a sellout.

    $125 for third deck behind home plate face value

    Same ticket for today is $13 face value

    $50 parking

    They opened the fucking roof on a 90 degree day

    good game good effort
     
  4. fucktx

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  5. fucktx

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  6. fsugrad99

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    Tank for….whoever is the top pick
     
  7. texasraider

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    this team sucks
     
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  8. Joe Withabee

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    You guys need to start paying attention to the Mavs to have even the tiniest bit of joy
     
  9. BayouMafia

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    that can only end poorly
     
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  10. Joe Withabee

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    Just tired of being the only fan on here besides Dump :feelsbadman:
     
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  11. dump

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    this apple tv broadcast is neat af
     
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  13. fsugrad99

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    Team’s bad, but they can at least hit the ball

    So, it’ll be a 72-75 win team or so, but they’ll at least be entertaining
     
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  14. Pokes

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    Fuck an Astro
     
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  15. fucktx

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    semien and Garcia have been pretty bad so far which has made me sad but seager and Lowe are carrying the offense
     
  16. steamengine

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    You watched that game?

    Can’t even imagine.
     
  17. fucktx

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    :laugh:

    (I’m) gonna go to Triple A and put myself in a position to get traded. I do want to be traded,” Calhoun told The Athletic’s Levi Weaver. “I do want to be traded….I don’t know if I’ll play another game in a Rangers uniform. And I let them know that.”
     
  18. fucktx

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    Teams will be lining up for this. See you later you fat loser

    4B54A347-5562-4BB3-8FB8-6F5811342E8F.jpeg
     
  19. fsugrad99

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    I'm gonna say it.

    We've moved from "embarrassing" to simply "bad"

    :bananallama:
     
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  20. Pokes

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    Progress!
     
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  21. fucktx

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    Martin Perez?

    what the fuck better late than never i guess
     
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  22. fsugrad99

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    Hey, might turn into a tradeable commodity
     
  23. Pokes

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    Please refer to him by his full name— 2022 Cy Young winner Martin Perez
     
  24. fsugrad99

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    I uh, I did not see this coming

    Actually got me watching for the first time in….a while
     
  25. fsugrad99

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    We’re very lucky to have Levi
     
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  26. fucktx

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    How does one eat a red
     
  27. fsugrad99

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    Ask Joseph McCarthy
     
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  28. steamengine

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    Bump for paddlin’
     
  29. dump

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    Sup?
     
  30. dump

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    At least one Zeke in Arlington is living up to the hype

    SUCK IT COWBOYS
     
  31. steamengine

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    Proud of you guys
     
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  32. ColeTrickle

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    Going tomorrow night
     
  33. dump

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    These are the type of battles you expect from the top 2 teams in the AL West

    [​IMG]
     
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  34. steamengine

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    The battle is real
     
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  35. dump

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    I like the new Globe tbqh
     
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  36. dump

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    Records go out the window when the Boot is on the line
     
  37. dump

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    DAMNIT ADOLIS
     
  38. fsugrad99

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    Neat

    Unexpected non-shittiness is fun
     
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  39. steamengine

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    The boot is up for grabs now
     
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  40. dump

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    HELLO WIN COLUMN
     
  41. ColeTrickle

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    The AC is nice. Ballpark is pristine on the inside. Feels a little soulless but maybe that gets better when we stop sucking
     
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  42. dump

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    I did hear it get pretty loud tonight so that was nice
     
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  43. Pokes

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    Checking in at 1-0 with me in attendance :texassmug:
     
  44. fucktx

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    Big fan of duran

    no idea what they’re going to do with him when Jung is ready but a nice problem to have
     
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  45. fsugrad99

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    A nice problem indeed. I wonder if Jung can play first. He’s not a great defender and I think he’s got enough bat for it.
     
  46. dump

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    Trade Jung
     
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  47. Pokes

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    Agreed. You can’t wash that Lubbock stench off of a person it’s best to just cut ties now
     
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  49. steamengine

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    Love that for the fellas