Official Investing Thread

Yes, I searched this thread to see some ARKK takes in here and saw that.

 

Time to buy the dip, baby!

 

I think I was the first to mention it...it was like $70 at the time. It did double! Oops

 

Did that, now what

 

...what do you call a stock that's down 95%? A stock that was down 90% and then got cut in half. What do you call a stock that is down 97.5%...

 

Do adults put their SO in their phone like this?

 

Of all the adults on earth? Probably quite a few if I had to guess

 

We are a disgusting species

 

Slightly better than saving as “my old lady” or “the ole ball and chain” IMO

 

Right?! Like uhhhh where’s the .eth

 

I minted my marriage bonds as a NFT

 

Mine just says my wife’s first name.

Spoiler

Because when I talk to her on the phone, I call her by her first name.

 

Pre-market 202.25 +27.30 (15.60%)

 

The ARKK fall is pretty insane, you have a group innovation stocks somehow around 10% lower than they were pre pandemic?

Cathie Wood kinda seems immune to getting shit on though, shouldn’t she be getting drug?

 

This is fine. Everything is fine.

 

I mean the simplest answer is innovative doesn’t necessarily mean it’s priced appropriately. Tesla being worth a trillion dollars for instance is something I would say is not priced appropriately. Lots of the companies they owned had growth pulled forward during the pandemic and now in a more inflationary decade some tailwinds she had are now head winds.

Also she is getting dragged.

 

Cathie wood is getting dragged constantly on WSB and CNBC.

 

Admittedly I haven’t watched CNBC as much during this downturn but really haven’t seen her brought up much.

 

Last 2 years

 

I read through them all last night. Some good ones in there, thankfully I didn't embarrass myself too badly

 

I remember most of them being about hot she was for someone in her position/age.

 

Pigs. All of us.

 

The crazy thing is the cost basis average is $190 a share so the average investor is massively underwater.

 

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Are we ready for Apple to crash the market? Letsssss Goooooooooooooooooo

 

• Apple press release (NASDAQ:AAPL): Q2 GAAP EPS of $1.52 beats by $0.09.
• Revenue of $97.3B (+8.6% Y/Y) beats by $3.31B.
• Shares +2.3%.
• Products revenue of $77.46B.
  iPhone revenue of $50.57B.
  Mac revenue of $10.44B.
  iPad revenue of $7.64B
  Wearables, home and accessories of $8.81B
  Service revenue of $19.82B.

 

This aged nicely. In 30 minutes.

 

Guess I'm not getting a super sale tomorrow.

 

Happy Apple isn’t immediately down 10%, I’ve come to expect pain.

 

Amazon is though

 

Lol, so happy I didn't jump on the ARKK hype train

From January 2021

 

Hogs.

 

Think I’m diving into the I Bond tonight. Can’t wait to see how it goes wrong.

 

Well it won’t have multiple -4% down days in a week, so it’s got my vote.

 

Update: May have set a record for how quick it could go wrong.

Transaction date shows 04/29, but purchase date is 05/02 since it is next business day. Anyone know if I am going to miss out on the April rate?

 

I went to buy an I bond today and didn’t realize you needed to mail in some form to add an updated bank account. I had one saved from like 4 years ago that’s since been closed. So guess maybe I’ll look into it next week but annoyed I missed 6 months of the rate.

 

You missed out on the "6 months at 7.1%, then 6 months at 9.6%" issue.

Yours will start at 9.6% for 6 months and reprice in October for the next 6 months.

 

Damn, was afraid of that, but didn’t see a single article saying you had to buy by close of business Friday. Every one gave you all the way through the end of the month.

 

holy shit had no clue they were returning this much

 

Just checking in on my FUBO. At one point I bought a few shares at $38. Looks like it's still at $38.00. Wait, missed a decimal, it's $3.80

 

Worst April since 2008. Anything else significant happen that year?

 

It took me until I was probably 16 to realize his real name actually Paul Bearer.

 

I keep doing this too

 

Overall savings/investments completely flat since Oct21. Been a fun last 7 months. Just gonna keep buying shares.

 

Yeah same. I'm still a couple of decades probably from retirement so while this sucks right now, I'm not terribly worried.

 

Might kill your 401k for now, but it’s also just a chance to load up 401k/Roth during a crash/recession.