McMansions

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  1. UncleJesse

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    I thought that sign said welcome to pegtown.
     
  2. Tobias

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    that’s because you can’t read, idiot
     
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  3. bigred77

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    That was devine s room
     
  4. BrickTamland

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    Have a buddy that bought one of them from eBay and fashioned a rolling bar cart out of it. It’s actually pretty cool.

    That said, he wheels it under his stairwell because of the eyesore it is, and so as not to give up the floor space.
     
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  5. BellottiBold

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    I mean they are boxes meant to be stored inside a wall so they're like the anti-display solution lol
     
  6. Lawnole23

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    Thought that was a photoshop until I saw it on Zillow
     
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  7. wes tegg

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    Welcome to Poundtown is fantastic.
     
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  8. jokewood

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  9. IrishLAX2

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    Nice job dragging the furniture across the office floor
     
  10. RalfBully

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  11. BrickTamland

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    …and apparently a really nice water filtration system.
     
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  12. racer

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    Disappointed that there wasn’t a toilet-shaped hot tub
     
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  13. devine

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    I want this house

     
  14. bigred77

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    Is that the washer and dryer in the kitchen in a $900,000 house?
     
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  15. racer

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    Heart eyes emoji
     
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  16. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    1300 square ft. 3bd 1ba.

    The housing market is not rational
     
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  17. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Better AF come with a Mr. Handy
     
  18. AptosDuck

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    Looks like Dave Berg designed that house
     
  19. IV

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    Gross
     
  20. Montclaire de Haviland

    Montclaire de Haviland Getting ripshit on run ham

    I would love to rent the ever loving shit out of that place for like a week. Huge fun.

    And I don't get the hate for kitchen laundry, especially in small places. Cooking + laundry. Works
     
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  21. racer

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  22. bro

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  23. BayouMafia

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    that's like a weekly occurrence on Dauphine Island
     
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  24. jrmy

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    Just one small problem, Ben… sell their houses to who, fucking Aquaman?
     
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  25. racer

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    Oh no is that the house from the movie?
     
  26. racer

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    Who buys this shit? People who plan to do a full remodel?

     
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  27. Corky Bucek

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    That’s a lot of stacked stone.
     
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  28. beist

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    And I thought my house was underwater because of my mortgage!!!!

    [that joke would have killed in 2009].
     
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  29. TheFreak55

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  30. AptosDuck

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    Other than the TV over the fireplace, I wouldn't change a thing
     
  31. bigred77

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  32. jrmy

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  33. racer

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    It’s like they hired my mother in law to design the house. She has like 11 tones of wood in her house and they all clash.
    Pine panel cabin style ceiling over walnut stained cabinets and the whole house trimmed in oak with at least 4 different stains of furniture.
     
  34. Carl Brutananadilewski

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    it’d be even nicer if it had a coherent design approach
     
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  35. Carl Brutananadilewski

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  36. racer

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  37. racer

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  38. jokewood

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    Larry Bird's childhood home is for sale:

     
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  39. laxjoe

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  40. Baron

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  41. Tommy Jefferson

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    Really missed the opportunity to create mirror imagine mansions
     
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  42. jokewood

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    That's a lot of spinal adjustments.
     
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  43. bigred77

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    I was pretty disappointed in that when I clicked the pictures

    I mean they couldn't even get matching roof colors?
     
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  44. Ty Webb

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    Wonder what the other brother does?
     
  45. racer

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    Mooch
     
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  46. bigred77

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    The books
     
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  47. Chumbolone

    Chumbolone Wigglin’ my toes on a mink rug…
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  48. Nick Rivers

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    currently looking for homes and this bathroom design was so bad I thought I'd share
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