Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 22, 2017.

  1. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    Did some quick Google research and found this:

    He said he’d push Trump down a well. So now I’m all confused.
     
  2. chuckmasterflex

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  3. steamengine

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    When trump was his age he probably criticized republicans too.
     
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  4. Beeds07

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  5. Emma

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  6. NilesIrish

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    Ultra-Maga?

    These are the laziest fucking writers.
     
  7. VaxRule

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    I’m going to read that as Ul-TRAM-a-gah because it sounds more fun that way
     
  8. JonathanCoachman

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    My mom got my dad a Let’s Go Brandon shirt as a joke but I took it away because the idea of him wearing it in public horrified me. I’ve worn it around the house and by god it is by far the most comfortable item of clothing I’ve ever worn. I’ve left the house with it on several times but have gone back to change.
     
  9. BudKilmer

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    Light that shit on fire man. Fuck is wrong with you. Plenty of comfy tees
     
  10. Lyrtch

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    this is like a Curb plotline
     
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  11. devine

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    Were you next to me at the pool yesterday? Guy was wearing this

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  12. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Did you drown him? If not, opportunity missed.
     
  13. JonathanCoachman

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    You gotta feel this shirt for yourself man.

    My dogs are the ones that ever see me wearing it and only one of them knows how to read.
     
  14. NilesIrish

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    Dude, burn that thing and buy a homefield shirt or something.
     
  15. Name P. Redacted

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    This is honestly hilarious
     
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  16. *DIESEL*

    *DIESEL* Half man, half amazing
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  17. *DIESEL*

    *DIESEL* Half man, half amazing
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    "Can't kill em unborn, but once they're born... Fuck em!"

    "Exactly, exactly."

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  18. clemsontyger04

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    First it starts with a shirt. Next thing you know you're listening to Ben Shapiro and attending Trump rallies
     
  19. cutig

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    He's just asking questions
     
  20. VaxRule

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    “Guys, he makes some really good points.”

    - JonathanCoachman in a few weeks
     
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  21. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  22. jokewood

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    JonathanCoachman DESTROYS liberal TMB poster

    -- my YouTube recommendations a few weeks later
     
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  23. JonathanCoachman

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    I have a pair of Clemson sweatpants on that are comfortable and I’m still a Gamecock fan. But those sweatpants are nowhere near as heavenly as the Let’s Go Brandon shirt. You all have my permission to do an “Ole Yeller” to me if I start posting about going to TPUSA rallies or CPAC.

    All I ask is do it with an AR-15. I will have wanted it that way.
     
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  24. bertwing

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    devine has to stay in the kiddie pool where he can still touch. Still building up the trust on the arm floaties
     
  25. skiedfrillet

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    Maga t shirt and Clemson sweat pants?
    Idk this guy is kinda speaking to me
     
  26. BudKilmer

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    Can’t wait for JonathanCoachman to start talking about Blue Lives Mattering and asking why there isn’t a White History Month
     
  27. steamengine

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    I only wore the shirt with the swastika on it cause it was comfy lol
     
  28. GrizzliesDrew

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    I only wear my Waffen SS cap with skull pendant because it hides my cowlick and the zinc skull really brings out the blue in my eyes.
     
  29. HowdyHorns

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    Only because they are so comfortable
     
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  30. NCHusker

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    Just write Ingram on there in Sharpie and become a Pelicans fan
     
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  31. HoosDaMan

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    Steve Schmidt going in on Meghan McCain and it’s glorious
     
  32. chuckmasterflex

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    Steve Schmidt seems over the McCains
     
  33. Name P. Redacted

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    Is Steve Schmidt the Lincoln project guy who was into kids or was that a different one
     
  34. dblplay1212

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    Good lord
     
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  35. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    His thread all started because she liked a tweet about the LP being associated with that.

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  36. HoosDaMan

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    I think he was abused as a Scout and her liking a tweet calling him a pedo set him off. I can see how that would upset him.
     
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  37. dblplay1212

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    He had that built up for 15 years and decided to just let it fly. Love to see it.
     
  38. HoosDaMan

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    Serves her up here

     
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  39. clemsontyger04

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  40. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  41. JGator1

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    You really see the power of dipshit agents and other people never on camera when you see absolutely no one just shred Megan McCain for being a 100% result of nepotism. I mean there's literally no other way to explain how it hasn't happened.
     
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  42. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I was at dinner with a buddy drunk talking politics and I came across a black Republican.

    I’m still angry.
     
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  43. HoosDaMan

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    He started another thread ripping her. This is great.
     
  44. Eathan Edwards

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    That's actually a pretty dope gift from Romney.
     
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  45. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    "Somebody's white wife is here to pick them up"

    *entire group leaves*
     
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  46. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    We talked about CEOs making money and his reply was they should make every penny for owning a company (??). Also said union workers make too much money and need to be scaled back.

    When he said he’d rather live in Mississippi than California because Mississippi is self sustaining and California is broke I left.
     
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  47. BudKilmer

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  48. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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