Yo guys I swear Skyline Chili is the ripe tits

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  1. Jimmy the Saint

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    Covered with a Cincinnati serving of cheese I don't think anyone would notice a difference.
     
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  2. repoocs

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    Everybody in the Midwest knows cream soups are for mixing with greenbeans with a fuckton of fried onions on top.
     
  3. Constant

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    Also cheesy potatoes imo
     
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  4. Baron

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  5. devine

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    Like we all don’t already have skyline chili tweet notifications turned on
     
  6. Baron

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  7. Constant

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    That guy is getting free explosive diarrhea for life!!
     
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  8. Baron

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    I had skyline for dinner :smug:
     
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  9. Baron

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  10. DJ Bosa

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  11. buckwild

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  12. Pelican

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    Feel confident in saying I could eat everything on those trays in one sitting.

    *as long as I had some drinks
    **and as long as there’s no onions
     
  13. AHebrewToo

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    Happy Mother’s Day!

    Come into Skyline for the perfect Mother’s Day meal!

    Help your mother fill her heart with family, fill her stomach with Skyline, and empty her colon in a fit of uncontrollable bowel movements.
     
  14. Goose

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    Sounds like you need to visit a doctor if that’s what happens to you after eating Skyline
     
  15. tjsblue

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    I’m at skyline right now. Crazy.
     
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  16. Tobias

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    “i shit uncontrollably after eating cheese and ground beef y’all are the weird ones for liking skyline tho”
     
  17. AHebrewToo

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    I've spent years training at Taco Bell and White Castle for the intestinal fortitude to handle Ohio's finest.
     
  18. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I feel like I could take down quite a few of the chili cheese coneys. No onions of course.
     
  19. BayouMafia

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    Not much chili on there
     
  20. 40wwttamgib

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    send it back.
     
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  21. Arrec Bardwin

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    I think it’s just cheese
     
  22. Arrec Bardwin

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    Like not even a wiener
     
  23. Boo MFer!

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    Yeah, but enough about what’s in your pants!
     
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  24. Arrec Bardwin

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    Above a certain size it become illegal for me to call it a wiener actually
     
  25. steamengine

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  26. 40wwttamgib

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  27. repoocs

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    For the locals, every once in awhile Strongs Brick Oven Pizza breaks out a version of this without the hotdogs, which is damned good.
     
  28. Baron

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    Donato's used to have a Cincinnati chili style pizza.
     
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  29. Goose

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    A few Super Bowls ago my ex-GFs family made pizzas for the game and we also made a skyline pizza. Pretty sure I’ve posted this at some other point itt

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  30. Baron

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    what is up with the cheese?
     
  31. repoocs

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    Now I kind of want to try making a Skyline DIP pizza. Crust>cream cheese>chili>cheddar
     
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  32. Goose

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    I’m not really sure honestly. Ironically, despite what this looks like, she is one of the best cooks I have ever met
     
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  33. 40wwttamgib

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    i would fuck this up :nomnom:
     
  34. Goose

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    Didn’t/doesn’t La Rosas do something with Montgomery inn sauce?
     
  35. Baron

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    Probably. I know they use montgomery inn sauce on some other items like rondos and wings. I hate LaRosas though unless its at the ballpark or a festival.
     
  36. repoocs

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    Or Kings Island, for some reason. The Montgomery Inn rondos are fire, when they have them, though. I'll get the family their pizza to give me an excuse to order those.
     
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  37. Goose

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    Lol La Rosas does hit way different at a ballpark or festival for some reason
     
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  38. 40wwttamgib

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    i unapologetically love la rosas. closest one is in centerville and i fucking refuse.
     
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  39. Goose

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    Congrats to our TMB Orlando, FL residents

     
  40. repoocs

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    Get packed, kids. We can FINALLY go to Disney!
     
  41. Corch

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    Skyline dip is an absolute treat.
     
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  42. Baron

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  43. blind dog

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    Tobias convinced me to make this. My kitchen smells like cloves and cinnamon this is fucking weird

    Will report back in an hour but I feel like I'm getting trolled.

    However gbr nfm huskers were right about chili & cinnamon rolls so I'm slightly hopeful it's not garbage
     
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  44. Constant

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    Your bowels are about to be as open as your mind!!
     
  45. SugarShaun

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    Putting it on spaghetti or a coney?

    Doing beans and/or onions or just chili?
     
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  46. blind dog

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    Spaghetti. Onions and cheese

    am I making a mistake?
     
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  47. SugarShaun

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    No those things are just preference.

    I’m not a fan of onions. Will do 3 way (spaghetti, chili, cheese) or 4 way (spaghetti, chili, beans, cheese). Then hot sauce on it and some oyster crackers.
     
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  48. blind dog

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    Better than expected but way too much clove it’s overpowering everything else but that’s probably my fault I always add a little more everything
     
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  49. DeToxRox

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  50. Goose

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    Try a coney next time