Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. El Tiburon

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    *First order physical violence committed by people who identify as leftists. Violence by right wing folks is just some outliers.
     
  2. Whammy

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    Just by calling it first order violence, you’re tacitly acknowledging that it is indeed different in severity than 2nd and 3rd order.

    Is there any self-awareness between that snarky veneer?
     
  3. Whammy

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    Right wing violence is also bad, but my point is all violence is bad
     
  4. Whammy

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    Laws that would place restrictions on abortion are passed by elected officials, not the courts pal
     
  5. Beeds07

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    So protesting without a permit is as bad as invading the Capitol? What about jaywalking and murder? They’re all illegal acts I guess because you’re a smart dude and all bad things are bad things.
     
  6. Beeds07

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  7. Name P. Redacted

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    First order has nothing to do with severity, it’s just how far removed the effect is from the cause.
     
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  8. Beeds07

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    What do you expect? He saw numbers :idk:

    He’s such a fucking turd.
     
  9. Beeds07

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  10. Name P. Redacted

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    A+ concern trolling here by Clarence
     
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  11. Drown ‘Em

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    Very democratic and definitely not a shift to the extreme far right…
     
  12. NCHusker

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    The prevailing conservative legal philosophy regarding federalism is the same shit that led to the Civil War. It's kinda crazy that we all just let them advocate for it even though Abe told us it was some bullshit the Union couldn't bear
     
  13. Beeds07

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    Abe was a lot of shitty things, but he wasn’t a coward
     
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  14. NCHusker

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    He's our GOAT in terms of rising to meet the moment. Nobody is even close tbh
     
  15. CaneKnight

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    It’s infuriating, imagine having such a fucking baby brain that you can’t wrap your head around the existence of political violence. It’s literally why children lose their fucking lives daily in the Middle East. It’s why people here die due to not having healthcare, or even why something as catastrophic as Flint happens. It’s far more damaging than any first line violence someone could threaten on a message board and btw not follow through with.

    Imagine being such a fucking coward you’d rather live in some fantasy land than face the realities of what’s actually happening in the world because it’s too harsh for you to deal with. Whammy is literally a fucking child. The world has coddled gutter trash like him for so long (unlike the rest of us) that when asked to even slightly live in our world he not only rejects it, he runs screaming like a bitch and pretend it doesn’t exist. To the point where he even gets offended at the mere suggestion that unfortunately he was lied to and the world isn’t what he was told it was


    HEY BITCH BOY YOURE PART OF THE PROBLEM AND CUNTS LIKE YOU ARE WHY WERE IN THIS SITUATION NOW.
     
  16. VaxRule

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    Signed,

    a shit eating moron that hasn’t paid any attention to the news of the past week
     
  17. VaxRule

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    I am objecting to them getting increased security.
     
  18. prerecordedlive

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    Did you really just type this out?
     
  19. prerecordedlive

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    The legislative branch had 50 fucking years to codify Roe v Wade.

    Here’s the tell, Whammy. It’s the part where it says Roe v Wade. Let’s break it down.

    Roe is what we call the plaintiff. Wade is what we call the defendant. The v signifies that this was a court case. This part is notable in that it has fuck all to do with the legislative branch. In fact, it would further signify that it involved the judicial branch. You can use a helpful pneumonic device to remember that judicial means judges are involved.

    I really hope that helped.
     
  20. Mister Me Too

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    So you would apply this thinking for all prior Supreme Court decisions? So, you have no issue with Obergefell, Brown V. board of Education, Loving v Virginia, being thrown out because it’s going to be sent to the states? And let’s not pretend that this is not likely to happen since it’s already being called for by republicans.
     
  21. BudKilmer

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  22. BUstang

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    I'll never understand why MAGA photoshops their orange god into scenarios they imagine themselves doing and/or believe are representative of who they are. It is so god damn strange.
     
  23. steamengine

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    Sue wants to speak with the manager

     
  24. Hoss Bonaventure

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  25. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Hell yes, I'd frame this post if I could or blast it directly into every centrist Dem representative.
     
  26. HoosDaMan

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    Susan was going to vote to codify Roe but the terrorist attack on her sidewalk was too much.
     
  27. NYGator

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    Ride Dumb Cowboy
     
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  28. skiedfrillet

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    Someone go to the round table on TI and post this and watch the delicious spin

    I would but alas I can’t
     
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  29. timo

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    Turd-an Cowboy :twocents:
     
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  30. BudKilmer

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    If I didn’t think it would find an insurrection I’d buy Jon Naugthon art because it’s irrefutably hilarious
     
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  31. chuckmasterflex

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    Does anyone know if China has a hurricane gun?
     
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  32. El Tiburon

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    BREAKING NEWS: Trump is really fucking dumb and incurious.
     
  33. BellottiBold

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    Honestly what didn't he muse about nuking?
     
  34. Henry Blake

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    ^ It's okay. The Rs and the MAGAs will be for infrastructure spending in '25 when it suits their needs. Nothing matters. Eat Arby's.
     
  35. Sub-Zero

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  36. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    like the Cubans were going to leave the GOP
    IF it is actually and factually taught, they are going to be a humdinger of an authoritarian education
     
  37. Hank Scorpio

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    Conservatives: "how can we make people dumber? Oh, that's good, do that!"
     
  38. cutig

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    Isn't that board just one guy with extremely severe brain worms posting while he fantasizes about deep throating trump? I'm sure he's one of the dvu chuds
     
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  39. Montclaire de Haviland

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    I'm new and speaking out of turn, I know. I get that whammy is an apparent shithead. I'm not up to date on all of the nuance.

    I voted for Bernie in 16 and 20. But your quoted text resonated with me because it describes me in many ways. In the last few years, I've become aware of how much I've been living in a dream/been unaware, etc. It's hugely disorienting. Again, maybe he's just a dick and I'm the new guy, but I will say that the 'aw shucks' part is spot on and inertia is a bitch.
     
  40. NYGator

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    And IF Trump wins in 2024 he will claim he passed the infrastructure bill.
     
  41. El Tiburon

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    You know who wasn’t a communist, Ron? Fulgencio Batista. And do you know why the Cuban people initially embraced Castro whole heartedly? Here’s a hint, Ron. It’s because life under non-communist Batista wasn’t what anyone would call great. Fat piece of ignorant fucking shit.
     
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  42. VaxRule

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    “Cover all of communism in one day.”

    - a very serious person
     
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  43. timo

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    lol, that's an understatement. He let the Mafia run the island and killed like 20,000 people who stood in his way (*tortured many more than that)

    Hopefully, one of these kids discovers the teachings of Che or something and, in deposing DeSantis, founds an independent nation called Red Florida that becomes the workers' paradise the world so desperately needs.
     
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  44. El Tiburon

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    I can't go as far as liking this post because I am decidedly not communist (though let's not derail this thread; that's another topic for another time), but we agree on the over-arching point. These shitheads don't care to study history because they have a view that knowledge is for losers. But in this anti-communist porn they jerk themselves to, they ignore that for every communist regime they hold up as a bogeyman to be fearful of, that regime occurred because of the failed state that preceded it:

    Russia = rejected the czarist monarchy that failed its people
    Cuba = rejected the Batista kleptocracy that failed its people
    China = rejected imperial Chinese rule that failed its people

    It's almost like the lesson here isn't merely "communism bad," and maybe, just maybe, the lesson should be "authoritarianism bad." But then that would be against his interests, of course.
     
  45. pearl

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  47. Fudd

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    I can't get over the sanctimonious Republican posters who are shocked and offended by what gets said in here.

    Forget about the whole forcibly attempting to overthrow the US government for a second and lets come back to the fact that your party's highest priority is to disenfranchise and marginalize all people of color. Get it through your thick fucking neanderthal skull. This fact alone makes you an irredeemable piece of shit. Jesus fucking christ.
     
  48. skiedfrillet

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    Yeah it’s one main guy and like 4 underlings who are all remarkably stupid