That child didnt say that

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  1. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    She isn’t 4 now, she was when her mom took her on the wave runner and ran over the 2 men. Work on your reading comprehension, bro.

    She is 6 or 7 now after visiting the website.
     
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  2. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  3. Whammy

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    Lol no he didn’t

     
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  4. racer

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    Not the content I’d personally expect to see on something called exposemymom dot com
     
  5. Eathan Edwards

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    Based on the dad's twitter account this one may actually be plausible - that kid is probably indoctrinated as hell to "own the libs"
     
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  6. 40wwttamgib

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    kid sounds like a dick
     
  7. Eathan Edwards

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    "The teacher said I could get bonus points - but writing the word He real quick was just too much effort"
     
  8. 40wwttamgib

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    "it's stupid" ... nah, stupid is your dumbass dad
     
  9. racer

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    Look at that dad respecting the child’s they/their pronouns in that tweet
     
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  10. racer

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  11. wes tegg

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    That really is the kind of shit kids say.
     
  12. bro

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    Nah because no teacher would ask kids to do that
     
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  13. Simon Templar

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    My son is a freshman and on the first day of school several of the teachers asked the kids what they’d like to be called, since some don’t go by the government names, and their pronouns they prefer. I get it that mine is older but asking for pronouns is most definitely a thing now.
     
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  14. Bruce Bowen

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  15. Boo MFer!

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  16. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I laugh every time at the fact that that one guy definitely wants to fuck Frank Thomas in one of those commercials.
     
  17. 40wwttamgib

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  18. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    I always laugh because Frank looks directly into the camera as if he's about to say, "And I should know because I tore that pussy up behind the gym."
     
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  19. Bruce Bowen

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    BriQma
     
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  20. racer

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    My 3 year old just asked the question all of us were thinking, but none of us would ask out loud. Re: breakfast sausage links. ‘Why are they sausage, dada?’

    I’m just so proud.
     
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  21. Boo MFer!

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    My 6-year-old and I were just talking about that the other day. “Americans have such a disgusting mentality when it comes to food,” she said. “Call it consumerism or corporate greed, but so many people are spoonfed unethically sourced meat products basically from birth. Upton Sinclair must be rolling over in his grave,” she added as she shoveled in her tempeh sausage and sweet potato hash.
     
  22. Bruce Bowen

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  24. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Her daughter seems like a bitch. You know what might help? Meditation.
     
  25. NP13

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    da fuck is guided meditation?
     
  26. 40wwttamgib

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  28. VaxRule

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    Stupid kid.
     
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  29. Daniel Ocean

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    my daughter is a Sr and was asked in one of her classes. The teacher did add that “it was stupid because she could tell what they were” .
     
  30. Daniel Ocean

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    meditation?
     
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  31. beerme

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    So my 3 year old just said “I get a sticker at school when I clean up”. I said great, if I give you stickers at home will you help clean up there? And he said “no dad, I’ll give YOU stickers for when YOU clean up”
     
  32. Eathan Edwards

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  33. 40wwttamgib

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  34. Eathan Edwards

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    I'm not knocking the message - but 100% one of her parents either wrote or had her write it
     
  35. 40wwttamgib

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    she looks old enough to know her future is fucked IMO
     
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  36. Daniel Ocean

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    fwiw it depends on how much her parents talk to her about certain things. My 14 yo went on a rant about this ruling not changing what women will do just that it will put them at risk because of how they’ll have to do it.
     
  37. Eathan Edwards

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    I assumed she was like 7 - I'm never around kids.
     
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  38. 40wwttamgib

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    i guessed 10-12
     
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  39. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Court Order?
     
  40. El Tiburon

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    She looks old enough that a GOP politician would try to victimize her.
     
  41. Shawn Hunter

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    Like Matt Gaetz or a priest
     
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  42. fattus

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    Why do people use their young children to carry their message? It’s not cool. You do your thing and just let your kids be kids.
     
  43. Gotch Yarbrough

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    This is 100% believable considering dad's Twitter timeline. Strong narcissist gene.
     
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  44. Montclaire de Haviland

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    In things that child DID say...

    My town used to have a huge motorcycle rally and the legit Hells Angels c. Mid-80s were there. I'm about 6 or 7. Waiting in line at a convenience store, me: "eww, those guys are greasy and smell like poop!" But louder than that. Like kids do.

    My mid 40s grandfather, all 5'7", 145 of him sitting there, waiting and wondering.

    Now, turns out, hells angels probably loved it and love kids, but that poor dude
     
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  46. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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  47. Boo MFer!

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