Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2022

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  1. Truman

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    Or drinking fountains
     
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  2. Roy

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    Leave the damn bear alone
     
  3. Pharm

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    reminds me of when I driving home as a kid at 16, there was a car in the ditch with the lights off. I didn’t see anyone in there driving slow and the car wasn’t messed up at all. So I just drove past but then something told me to turn around. When I got back there was a elderly woman laying in the ditch unable to get up. She said she had been there about an hour and no one stopped. Ended up calling my dad and towing her out and driving her back home. It was winter time, late at night, in a remote area (in Georgia) and cellphones were fairly new especially for the elderly. So she could have been there all night if I didn’t stop. She ended up bringing me a bunch of apples to my work the next week.
     
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  4. ashy larry

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    that’s it?
     
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  5. ~ taylor ~

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  6. Pharm

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    it’s the thought that counts. Pretty sure she was on a fixed income.

    Her son came by and gave me a gift card. Turns out he was a pharmacist and I was working in a pharmacy at the time too.
     
  7. Upton^2

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    You're not a pharmacist anymore? I feel lied to
     
  8. Pharm

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    I was 16 in this story
     
  9. Name P. Redacted

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    given he was 16 years old at the time, he probably wasn't a pharmacist yet
     
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  10. Tex

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    Sent in my resignation letter today :feelsgoodman:
     
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  11. Clown Baby

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    Man, you must really hate going into the office
     
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  12. Tex

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    Sure did but also the wife and I bought her moms firm. So I’ll be full on with that soon.
     
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  13. Name P. Redacted

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    damn tex got a sugar momma
     
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  14. Henry Blake

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    A bunch of apples is high praise from an older person, and I mean that in a sincere way. Great story.
     
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  15. Clown Baby

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    Nice. Congrats
     
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  16. Tex

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    Just living the dream. Thanks.
     
  17. ashy larry

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    i think the moral of Pharm story is to negotiate the terms prior to rendering aid to the elderly. people are cheap and they’ll take advantage of you if you let them
     
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  18. fattus

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    I prefer meatballs but apples are ok.
     
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  19. Truman

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    I’m in the office today. Anytime someone makes hazlenut coffee, it gives me an instant headache. The aroma just hits me like a brick.
     
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  20. Upton^2

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    Any flavored coffees do this to me
     
  21. Shinzon

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    Lol when he goes into the water.

     
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  22. Clown Baby

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    I was about to throw a like on that post until I realized it was FuckJerry
     
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  23. Corky Bucek

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    Fuck FuckJerry
     
  24. Shinzon

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    I must’ve missed something?
     
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  25. wes tegg

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    You've missed a lot, pal.
     
  26. Homo Erectus

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    Congrats. It's a nice building
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  27. Shinzon

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    Cliffs? Then I can say fuck fuckjerry too.
     
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  28. Clown Baby

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  29. Prospector

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  30. One Two

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    He got popular by stealing other people’s jokes and content and posting it to his personal page without giving credit
     
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  31. Clown Baby

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  32. One Two

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  33. Shinzon

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    :golfclap:

    Now that I can appreciate it.
     
  34. wes tegg

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  35. Butthead

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    Apparently one of my female coworkers has been leaving unflushed turds with no tp present in our office bathroom. The other women have been trying to get to the bottom of who is doing this for a few months. They caught the culprit because she left her work phone behind. Awkward.
     
  36. Prospector

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  37. racer

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    Quite the oh shit moment
     
  38. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Edit: found a more appropriate thread
     
  39. Truman

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    I bet she uses 3 sea shells
     
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  40. herb.burdette

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    We fired a guy who wouldn’t use the two urinals and kept pissing on the toilet seats without lifting lifting them before pissing.

    The whole floor was trying to find him out, so he had to know his time as an anonymous pisser was limited, but whatever weird compulsion drove him forward got him fired.
     
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  41. Corky Bucek

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    In California this would be considered a protected class, so we wouldn't be able to fire this guy.
     
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  42. Daniel Ocean

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    lol
     
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  43. Corky Bucek

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    Also, I was on call for jury duty all week and just called in and I don't have to report tomorrow and done. On another note, I will be posting in the 2023 Random Thoughts Thread about how much it sucks serving on jury duty.
     
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  44. herb.burdette

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    Technically, we fired him for other reasons, but being a toilet seat pisser tipped the balance.
     
  45. racer

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    Pisssbyterian
     
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  46. Cornelius Suttree

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    Is there a Beethoven estate? Where do his Spotify royalties get sent?
     
  47. Name P. Redacted

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    That shit is public domain baby
     
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  48. Daniel Ocean

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    you joke but discrimination is ugly and someone suffering from uromycitisis has gone through enough. Every time I think this board has grown for the better ignorance and hate rear their ugly heads.
     
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  49. herb.burdette

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    Under US law, copyright expires after a person’s death, I think it’s 75 years after death.
     
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  50. racer

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    They roll over
     
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