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  1. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Why is police solve rates for crimes never addressed? Of course this is a hypothetical, as they don’t really care, but more a testament to the insane amounts of money government throws at ineffective shit while saying we can’t afford programs to help people.
     
  2. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Because actually helping people is never the goal. All for show.
     
  3. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    I mean Uncle Joe can't even get funding for dealing w covid, much less the other really pressing issues that he was supposed to address.
     
  4. Mister Me Too

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    After 2022 and 2024 the dems will realize that their mistake was not being centrist enough and they will adopt more of the GOP racist rhetoric.
     
  5. Beeds07

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    We’ll be under martial law by then so it won’t matter.

    Emperor Trump will eliminate all political parties, and I mean Junior.
     
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  6. Bo Pelinis

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    Completely incapable of meeting the moment when it’s absolutely crucial to not miss it
     
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  7. herb.burdette

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    Gas is over $4 a gallon everywhere in the country. This midterm is going to be an absolute bloodbath for the Democrats.
     
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  8. CaneKnight

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    Only issue is a bloodbath will be the end of what little democracy we have left
     
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  9. electronic

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    But at least the cops will have cool new night vision technology to make sure immigrant babies aren’t drinking formula.
     
  10. Henry Blake

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    It's really gonna get shitty once the first state overturns the popular vote in an election.
     
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  11. Name P. Redacted

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    Wrong it’s $3.999 here in the little apple
     
  12. electronic

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    Coming up on the 3 month anniversary of this awesome tweet:

     
  13. CaneKnight

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    Audibly laughed at this. God damn this place sucks
     
  14. NCHusker

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    They're so fucking bad at politics
     
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  15. The B1G Kucktis

    The B1G Kucktis 2 years, VARSITY!!
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    Complete lack of problem solving ability and a bunch of arrogant morons who herp derp their way to White House jobs. It’s a complete reaction to the polling and what they think isn’t helping them, while completely ignoring the raging wildfires in front of their face: abortion, the pandemic, economy, and climate change. Instead of bitching about not having COVID funding, show some fucking balls and tell them to give it back. Or fix a few fucking roads, or make some baby formula. The inefficiency of government in this country is comical.
     
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  16. NCHusker

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    Even independent of their ability to govern, which as you've mentioned is ineffective to the point it's pathetic, they're just bad at politics. Like it's possible to nail the messaging while still sucking at implementation. Dems are terrible at both. The fund the police messaging is just pure weakness. All they know how to do is react to what Republicans say about them. And it's always with big time, "kill my bully with kindness" energy. Pathetic is the only word for it.
     
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  17. BellottiBold

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    This is the problem. Joe has no ability to contend with the false reality the media has enabled.
     
  18. —

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    I love the “dems Will realize after the blood bath in 202X”. Dems may not exist after the next two elections…
     
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  19. BellottiBold

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    Edit - pretty sure this person sucks and means this in the wrong direction, but still
     
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  20. Name P. Redacted

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    What kind of fucking express bracelet is she wearing
     
  21. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    that's a napkin ring
     
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  22. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Lol you were just here trying to undermine the president and lie to Americans lol wasn’t that funsies
     
  23. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    is doocy 9 ft tall or is she just very tiny? it feels like that picture from a while back with jimmy carter and biden where the carters looked like hobbits
     
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  24. Jimmy the Saint

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    5’5”
     
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  25. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    yeah but you have to live in Kansas so
     
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  26. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    He’s 5’5”?!
     
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  27. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    It's $6.25 in one of the bluest parts of California
     
  28. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  29. fattus

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    I paid 6.39 for 89 in OC Thursday night.
     
  30. infected donkey

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    Filled up for $3.87 earlier today.
     
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  31. 40wwttamgib

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    i wonder why that is, terri
     
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  32. Josey Wales

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    Mayo Pete with a good explanation for shit news on face the nation. Margaret Brennan was blaming the federal govt and regulators for not making sure producers had clean plants.

    Pete clarified for margaret, just in case she didn’t know, America is a capitalist country and the govt doesn’t produce baby formula.

    I can’t see myself ever voting for Pete based on 2020, but he’s smart and an effective communicator.
     
  33. VaxRule

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    “Regulation is bad! Deregulate businesses!”

    *baby formula gets poisoned*

    “Why didn’t you have regulators making sure these plants are clean?!?!!”

    Just complete fucking children. Stop letting them govern.
     
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  34. Josey Wales

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    If someone doesn’t clarify that hypocrisy and inconsistency in an explicit way then too many people simply don’t recognize it.

    Dems should be saying big business and Republicans are the party of “no personal responsibility”
     
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  35. BudKilmer

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  36. Vito Corleone

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    Pete is a pure Manchurian candidate but he can communicate as well as any democrat since obama

    He won’t ever fight for liberals with policies but he will at least say some of the right points
     
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  37. VaxRule

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    He’s better at pointing out Republican failures than most prominent Democrats.
     
  38. BellottiBold

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    Maybe your network could try telling the story of the full embrace of fascism by one of the two major parties and fire the dogshit maga in your ranks huh?
     
  39. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  40. bwi2

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    seriously though what a fucking waste of this guy’s time
     
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  41. VaxRule

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    Just call the cops on these non-police dipshits trying to manhandle you.
     
  42. cutig

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    Those were probably off duty cops working the rally security so calling more cops wouldn't help
     
  43. Name P. Redacted

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    That is psychotic giving a speech like that
     
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  44. laxjoe

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  45. PeterGriffin

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    His Orangeness didst bless the Royal Princess with his glorious baby mushroom, and the peasants rejoiced, for they too found great delight in sharing a tussle in their hay bedding with only their closest of kin.
     
  46. *DIESEL*

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  47. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  48. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  49. AIOLICOCK

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    That oughta show em.
     
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