2022 NBA Draft Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by MG2, Apr 21, 2022.

  1. Yanks711

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    time for Shaedon Sharpe at #6 though
     
  2. Detlef Schrempf

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    Heyooooooo
     
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  3. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    good for Orlando
     
  4. Celemo

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  5. Fuck this

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    I cannot wait to fuck this up
     
  6. MG2

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    Congrats to Orlando fans. You earned it.
     
  7. b7

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    Give me a mock!
     
  8. Clown

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  9. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    jonathan isaac is flooding chet with stop the steal literature as we speak
     
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  10. The Goat

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    How excited is Jonathan Isaac about having a shot to play with Chet?
     
  11. Clown

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    Going to pair Only Franz with Cheturbate
     
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  12. Celemo

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    Cousin Javy doesn’t deserve Banchero
     
  13. Clown

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    Chet is built like a vaccine needle so not so much
     
  14. MG2

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    I hope Banchero (for his sake) goes top 2 because he's a horrible fit in Houston right now unless they dump Porter and Wood.
     
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  15. b7

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    Givony goes

    Magic - Smith
    Thunder - Chet
    Rockets - Paulo
    Kings - Sharpe
    Pistons - Murray
     
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  16. Sanjuro

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    That’s a pretty dynamic scoring duo though with Green. I doubt they think of either Porter or Wood as a long term piece.
     
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  17. BudKilmer

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    Houston should dump Porter and Wood no matter what. They are exactly what you don’t want trying to rebuild
     
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  18. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    can't wait to lose whoever in 6 years followed by another decade of awful basketball
     
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  19. Detlef Schrempf

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    Orlando has to go Jabari right?
     
  20. LuPoor

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    I'm sure they'll be able to resist the stickman
     
  21. Charles DeMar

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    I don’t think Wood will still be in Houston after next season and will likely be traded
     
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  22. MG2

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    Long term, sure. But in the short term I don't want Green and Banchero to be playing next to those two in their developmental years. And I don't think Houston is the kind of org that dumps people they probably view as assets for those kinds of reasons.
     
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  23. poor paul

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    Banchero to the Rockets plz.

    Magic definitely taking Jabari.
     
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  24. Clown

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    I kind of wish Sacramento got 1 and we were 2 so they could make the wrong choice for us
     
  25. poor paul

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    You can only have so many stickmen.
     
  26. Clown

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    If we combine Chet, Isaac, and Bamba we might get a full 82 games out of C
     
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  27. Sanjuro

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    Jabari will be a good pro with his shooting and size but it’s really hard to picture him as the number one player overall.
     
  28. LuPoor

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    I'm going full on cope, willing Orlando to take Chet
     
  29. MG2

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    1. Orlando - Chet
    2. OKC - Smith
    3. Houston - Banchero
    4. Sacramento - Murray
    5. Detroit - Ivey
    6. Indiana - Sharpe
    7. Portland - Mathurin
    8. New Orleans - Griffin
    9. San Antonio - Sochan
    10. Washington - Davis
    11. New York - Branham
    12. OKC - Dieng
    13. Charlotte - Duren
    14. Cleveland - Agbaji
     
  30. LuPoor

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    This is a good mock
     
  31. GrizzliesDrew

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    Chet AND Poku possibly together in OKC? As a Slenderman cosplayer, I’m over the moon!!!
     
  32. LuPoor

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    I don't think anyone believes you are capable of Slenderman cosplay
     
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  33. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    just have to send desantis some info that jabari did a crt one time and hell make sure it happens
     
  34. Handcuffed

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    as long as we're keeping dame and running him with Simons, i really hope we'd opt for Griffin or Sochan over Mathurin. The former seem like better fits with their size and defensive potential.
     
  35. BudKilmer

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    Text from Jonathan Isaac to Chet

    “bro you’re gonna love it here. Ron Desantis GETS IT.”
     
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  36. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

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    Why would anyone want a title when they can win the lottery?
     
  37. Detlef Schrempf

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    Hope springs eternal
     
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  38. Clown

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    We have like 28ish mil in cap space too, depending on Bamba. Pick Chet and throw a large pile of money at Miles Bridges or Simons
     
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  39. elfrid

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    let’s just do it and be legends

    franz
    ivermectin isaac
    bol
    chet
    wembenyama
     
  40. Gunners

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    Actually wanting Chet, Orlando fans must enjoy pain
     
  41. Clown

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    I was born it, molded by it
     
  42. Bankz

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    Don’t follow the college game much anymore…


    Someone car to share a few 3 and D prospects that could be available when the Bulls select at 18…
     
  43. Yanks711

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    Orlando gonna pair up the former HS teammates with Chet and Suggs to appease their 12 fans in Minnesota
     
  44. DetroitNole

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    Don't waste time watching this whole thing, but skip to 10:47 to see some expert analysis from Avery

     
  45. Fuck this

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    Pls no Chet.

    enough guys named Chet in Orlando with shitty tattoos and motorcycles
     
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  46. Gunners

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    The guy is also a year old for a freshman.

    Durant was an absolute stick but he’s scored at will his whole life and he’s a perimeter defender with insane length. Seems like Chet only thrives on weak opposition and when the fuck is he gonna gain weight. Calling him a NBA rim protector is a joke at this point.

    Call me out when he’s all NBA but I do not see it.
     
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  47. Fuck this

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    Give me Smith and ship out Ivermectin Isaac for some used socks.
     
  48. ZeroPointZero

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    That seems to be the position of the Pelicans social media team and they didn’t even win the lottery
     
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  49. Celemo

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    after reading 5 -6 new mock drafts I've seen Portland taking

    TyTy Washington
    Dyson Daniels
    Jalen Duren
    AJ Griffin Xs 2
    Keegan Murray

    that's if we even keep the pick
     
  50. BudKilmer

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    Kills me everytime I see it :laugh:
     
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  51. Charles DeMar

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    This was kinda funny