MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Cam Harper with his 1st MLS start. He's looked good in a couple sub spots at RB.

 

Tolkin has the Covid, it's been going through the team.

 

I don’t care that it hit the post, I’m voting it GotW.

 

Oh Taty, you cheeky fuck you

 

Chicago has the lead

really putting that Red Bull can't win at home theory to test here

 

oh no, Gaga's broken

 

Another Gaga howler? Twitter just started flipping out

 

Gaga hype train running on fumes

 

it's...bad

 

I just saw it :puke:

 

Red Bull spent 6 mill on a guy?

edit: *Chicago, not so shocking then, sorry I'm high

 

There’s last years Salloi. Easily beats a 1v3

 

Cover your eyes and don’t watch any Nash highlights Rootgers

 

Melia is completely washed. I’m honestly worried he might have a neurological issue or had a TIA or something.

 

Lol. The Montenegrin SKC signed to fill in for Pulido just popped an Achilles.

 

Cube baby!

 

haha, god dammit Fire

 

#Spooning

 

Shaqiri looks heartbroken

 

Those beautiful bastards actually did it

 

What happened to MUYL?

 

Historic inability to win at home

 

Salloi X’s 2

 

John Russell just smashed his giant Scottish balls

 

Very nice from the Loons to tie it late

 

nice finish Lod

 

Kei scored but I didn’t cheer

 

I think they’re missing like 4 cards as well

 

VAR just gave Salloi a red as well. 9v9 soccer.

 

It seems like there's a ridiculous amount of cards this year.

 

They’re enforcing the delaying a restart rule hardcore so a lot of yellows floating out there leading to more reds and more chaos. Very MLS.

 

It seems like they're also giving out a lot more 2nd yellows that are in the range of "yea it's a yellow but not a 2nd yellow"

But Philly's Martinez can still grab throats or Taty can still 2 foot dive bomb tackle with impunity.

 

I grew up in a super Catholic space.

religion mostly fucking sucks asshole and you can’t convince me otherwise

 

Fontas preparing the league for HH’s arrival…

 

Same, a 1 mile square town of Polish and Irish NJ "democrats" where it was common to hear the n-word and there was an anti-abortion billboard on the church rectory.

 

Ugh what a shit performance against #Austin FC

 

I didn’t see it tbh. No pk was correct.

 

first time we beat y’all!

 

Quakes win! Watch out y’all we looking kinda competitive once Almeyda finally left, figured his stubbornness finally being shown the door would allow to be little more competitive

 

top of the table

 

Was your #1 employer an asbestos factory?

 

And you get a bye this weekend. What a time to be a quake.

 

let’s not get too crazy here lol we’re still the Quakes who are the worst defending team in the MLS

 

(I just saw your goals allowed number)