Elon / Twitter Thread

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  1. wes tegg

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  2. Lyrtch

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    Hanania is on the short list of worst people on twitter
     
  3. Eathan Edwards

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    You're nuts - easily the most comedic value of an ending here is him successfully getting to Mars so we have the proof of concept but him being stuck there.
     
  4. wes tegg

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    If his engineers designed the whole thing to leave him there.
     
  5. Bruce Wayne

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  6. NCHusker

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    Nah he just speaks Among Us
     
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  7. Dick Dollars

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    Got assigned some of his shit for grad school reading. Glad more people are seeing what a weird creep he is.
     
  8. VaxRule

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    I don’t know that dude at all, but one tweet was enough for me to be done with him.
     
  9. AbeFroman

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    Pretty thankful this weirdo can't become President without a Constitutional amendment.
     
  10. Chumbolone

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    TMB worthy melty on the bird app, fun day
     
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  11. Prospector

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  12. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    This lady let Jason Miller bust inside of her.
     
  13. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Fuckin looooool at the replies

     
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  14. Sir Phobos

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    :pffft:
     
  15. ned's head

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    He's losing so much money that he's going to have to pivot to selling vitamins to mush brained fox watchers
     
  16. JonathanCoachman

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    Argentine goalkeeper Axel Werner is my favorite South American sus German.
     
  17. ashy larry

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    have a student whose last name is Suss. all-time unfortunate name for a middle school boy
     
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  18. Shawn Hunter

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    What?
     
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  19. JonathanCoachman

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    I’d prefer that over a name like Epstein nowadays.
     
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  20. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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  21. TAXTAXTAX

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    Is he trying to crash the stock of his own company? He is a business genius guy, right? Maybe it's some sort of divorce settlement scam he's running.
     
  22. JonathanCoachman

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    He is pulling from the Trump playbook and building up his business acumen reputation in the most efficient style. By failing his way to the top!!
     
  23. Prospector

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  24. JonathanCoachman

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    I bet Elon isn’t even fake smart enough to pull off the appearance of knowing what he’s talking about when discussing his fellow philosopher kings.
     
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  25. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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  26. TAXTAXTAX

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    The Ford Lightning is so fucking cool. Did you know it has an option where it will power your house for 3 days, if your power goes out? Ford sells, on average, about 900k F=150s a year. Once they get this rolling, I wonder how Tesla will stack up.

    Oh, and it's faster than a Raptor.

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  27. Xander Crews

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  28. Redav

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    Think it has an insane amount of torque
     
  29. NDJOECA

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    this is a good post
     
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  30. Shawn Hunter

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    Man I could make 25 round trip trips to work on a full charge if that 320 mileage is correct. My gas tank isn't even big enough for that.
     
  31. Can I Spliff it

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  32. BudKilmer

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  33. TAXTAXTAX

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    They're building them in Dearborn, Michigan. They seem pretty serious about it. It could be a really cool thing.
     
  34. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Building an EV facility in Tennessee too. I can attest they are serious about it.
     
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  35. TAXTAXTAX

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    incredible
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  36. Shawn Hunter

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    Speaking of electric cars, I've never been in one so don't know, do they generate heat from the start, as opposed to gas/diesel cars needing to warm up before they can put out heat?
     
  37. *DIESEL*

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    Twitter is a fucking incredible place

     
  38. JonathanCoachman

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    Her son appears to be a doctor. Is the spawn Herr Doktor Mengele prepared to continue the legacy of human experimentation? I can't say for certain...but probably.
     
  39. Tobias

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  40. JonathanCoachman

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    Elon fingered my butthole without my permission. Have Tesla wire transfer me $1.5 million and this will all go away.

    Elon always gets the best deals.
     
  41. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    It also costs about 90k and is impossible to buy, and will be for the next several years. But yeah it’s sweet.
     
  42. Eathan Edwards

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    Yep - can't imagine how much it's going to actually end up costing on the secondary market - been trying to figure out how to get one on a definitive deadline for like a year and still nada.
     
  43. ~ taylor ~

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    You're a pathetic simp.
     
  44. TAXTAXTAX

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    Didn't they only start production 3 weeks ago? It will probably take a bit of time to get going.
     
  45. VaxRule

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    I thought he was saying Elon was having a TMB-worthy melty. Because he is.
     
  46. Eathan Edwards

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    I think the initiall application/reservation process was maybe a year and a half ago - several people in the EV thread are dealing with the same thing as me at the moment.

    With that said - still want it, just wish I could get some assurance of delivery deadline so I knew what to lease/how long for the time being.
     
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  47. ~ taylor ~

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    If that's the case, I apologize to Chumbolone.
     
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  48. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    No. They've supposedly starting shipping as of a couple of months ago.
     
  49. ~ taylor ~

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    They're definitely dealing with more demand than they can supply. But that's probably a good indicator of the robust market and where we'll be in a couple years.
     
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