Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2022

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  1. Hogview

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    They do the IV thing at a 4ball I play in, best thing ever
     
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  2. Corky Bucek

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    An IV place recently opened up within walking distance so I need to try that for a bad hangover. Just have to actually get off the couch.
     
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  3. Eathan Edwards

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  4. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    oh god I hope not
     
  5. wes tegg

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    I always schedule one the day after my yearly Christmas party. It's a game changer.
     
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  6. Daniel Ocean

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    Maybe drink less booze and drink more water. God damn Degens.
     
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  7. Eathan Edwards

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    Recommending that I be more sober for EDC weekend may be your hottest take in the history of the board.
     
  8. Daniel Ocean

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    when I have the chance to use “degens” in a natural free flowing way I take it.
     
  9. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Just caught a pacifier to the eye from a pissed off two year old.
     
  10. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    poetic irony
     
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  11. Name P. Redacted

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    Damn degens from up north need to figure it out
     
  12. Clown Baby

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    Reminds me of this

     
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  13. fattus

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    I enjoyed The 13th Warrior.
     
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  14. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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  15. Corky Bucek

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    What happened to him? Did he OD on weed drugs?
     
  16. Butthead

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    I think he was a covid truther and got tired of people giving him shit? Maybe he just found better shit to do (lol)
     
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  17. Homo Erectus

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    Nubs?
     
  18. Homo Erectus

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    My suggestion is earbuds & edibles.
    Actually, that sounds like a band name.
     
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  19. Eathan Edwards

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    My friend and her gf are on a trip to Hawaii and had one of the friends just stay at their place so she could watch the cats (they have three - it's the girl I was debating doing the cat-sitting app with).

    Apparently it's like mating season or something and their sitter is now livid. lol
     
  20. racer

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    It’s Tom DeLonge’s new EDM side project
     
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  21. Prospector

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  22. The Banks

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  23. Butthead

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    How did Good Eats ever make it on tv? I love it but it's pretty damn weird for a cooking show
     
  24. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Because Alton brown is a genius
     
  25. fattus

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    I’ve lived here 4 months and just got a bunch of bar soaps addressed to the previous resident. My soaps now?
     
  26. NP13

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    Are they good soaps?
     
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  27. fattus

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    Dr. Squatch?

    I dunno the package smells good.
     
  28. Jimmy the Saint

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    I don't think you're expected to try to find the owner of soaps. Enjoy.
     
  29. bigred77

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    I'd give it a week and if nobody claims em they're yours
     
  30. Lip

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    if you don’t bathe regularly, I would accept the soaps
     
  31. Degausser

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    I believe the soaps would be more useful to a regular bather
     
  32. Butthead

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    not a gun guy at all but i kind of want a ks-23 shotgun

    The KS-23 was designed in the 1970s for suppressing prison riots. It was created by TsNIITochMash, a key Soviet weapons developer, for the Ministry of Internal Affairs (MVD). The barrel for the KS-23 were made from 23 mm aircraft gun barrels that were rejected due to manufacturing flaws. These rejected barrels were deemed to be acceptable for the lower stress of firing slugs and less-lethal rounds, and thus were cut down in length for use as shotgun barrels.

    :laugh:
     
  33. a.tramp

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    Flawless execution here.

     
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  34. kinghill

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    Do any of you wash your clothes in the same load with things like floor mats and the washable mop pad?
     
  35. Clown Baby

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    Hell nah
     
  36. Name P. Redacted

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    Idgaf it all goes together when I do the wash
     
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  37. racer

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    If the stuff is super gross, no. If it’s just like regular time to wash them then usually if there is room.
     
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  38. Corky Bucek

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    Absolutely not. A mop pad or other cleaning rags could have chemicals on them that may ruin your clothes.
     
  39. kinghill

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    Thank you. I feel the same.

    Caught gf doing it again today. Just seems wrong to me washing floor mats and cleaning rags and stuff with our damn clothes. She says “well they all get clean”.
     
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  40. wes tegg

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    Yeah, that's really dumb and seems much more like something a dude would do. If she insists on not washing them on their own, have her wash them with towels.
     
  41. seanofthedead86

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    I'll wash them with my work clothes because I literally do not give a shit how they look.
     
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  42. Hank Scorpio

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    I'm sure this was posted somewhere else.

    "No bags, but you can check these hands!"

    For real though, I wish he landed on the luggage conveyer belt.

     
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  43. Butthead

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    I can't imagine how trying to fight someone 6 inches taller than you could go poorly
     
  44. Prospector

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    TIL Gravesites are leased in the Phillippines

     
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  45. ohhaithur

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    most countries are this way. eventually families stop paying and the space is reused. we'll have to do it eventually too
     
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  46. Prospector

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    didn't read. what happens to the remains of the nonpaying?
     
  47. ohhaithur

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    exhume and compost/cremate. eventually everyone in many countries suffer that fate
     
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  48. Prospector

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  49. letan

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    I just found out that we have 1.4 billion pounds of cheese stored under Missouri and my mind is blown

     
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