TMB coming in clutch with the notification that Tobias tagged one of the teams I follow. Oh, he posted that 8 months ago. Lmao.
“In the redesign, the restaurants will now have darkened lights and turf flooring to ensure that patrons feel like they, too, are sitting outside on an Alabama night while their mom gets railed by their school’s head administrator—which will feel especially realistic because the actual audio of Sally Field having sex with the principal will be broadcast over the speakers every ten minutes from a replica version of Forrest’s Victorian boyhood home in the corner of the restaurant.” "Plus, people who loved Bubba Gump’s original seafood menu can rest assured that their favorite dishes won’t disappear with the rebrand—they’ll just be under new names. “Mama Gump’s Garlic Bread Basket” will now be “Mama Gump’s Loud Fuckin’ Bread,” and ‘Jenny’s Surf And Turf” will be “The Principal Who Barked Like A Dog During Sex With Mrs. Gump’s Surf And Turf.”
I can’t wait for the onion to be taught alongside Johnathan Swift in the techno Democratic states of northeast America in 2249