wasn't sure where this belonged, so random it is Man Accused Of Impersonating Law Enforcement Officers For Over 15 Years By Bill Galluccio May 25, 2022 arraigned on charges of impersonating an officer and employee of the United States and being a felon in possession of a firearm. Tuckson was nabbed by authorities in Prince George's County after he tried to detain two women who disputed their bill at a restaurant where he worked as a security guard. When the women tried to leave the restaurant, Tuckson called the local police for backup. When officers arrived, Tuckson told them he was a Deputy United States Marshal and showed them a badge, which appeared to be authentic. The deputies became suspicious because Tuckson left his dog inside the restaurant during the incident. Police K-9 units are trained to stay by their officers' side at all times. To prove he was a U.S. Marshall, he told the deputies to contact Nijea Nicole Rich, 40, who he claimed was his supervising officer. When Rich arrived, she found that Tuckson had been taken into custody and demanded his release. Officials searched the U.S. Marshals Service personnel database but found no records that Tuckson or Rich had ever worked for the agency. Investigators said that Tuckson has a lengthy criminal history and has spent several stints in prison. In addition, he has been accused of impersonating law enforcement officers in the past, with reports dating back at least 15 years. He went to great lengths to keep up his ruse by modifying his vehicle with a siren and red and blue lights. In addition, his fake badge had an embedded computer chip that made it look almost identical to the official badge handed out by the Marshals Service. "Evidence shows that Mr. Tuckson has been impersonating a law enforcement officer for more than fifteen years and has not stopped despite his lengthy criminal record and multiple prison sentences," prosecutors wrote in a detention memo. Rich was also taken into custody and charged with impersonating a federal officer and conspiracy to impersonate a federal officer.
Wow when in the FUCK did Durant start playing for the Celtics. Basketball is like the WWF now and I love it.
Omg I somehow mistook Marcus Smart for Kevin Durant my brain is so smooth right now it’s probably frictionless
I think I’ve said before how much I love watching ridiculous shows about aliens and shit like that. The more made up shit the better. I’m watching a truly awful one called, “Among Us” on Amazon and they’re trying to claim that telepathic thought is faster than the speed of light because it only took 4 seconds to do a round trip to the moon and back. Fucking math. How does it work?
My favorite restaurant has an interesting lunch special this week. Rissoto with dirty rice seasoning, house made andoui, butter poached crawfish tails and chicken livers. Topped with deep fried crawfish tails. I'm not a chicken liver guy.. Am I even going to notice? Has all dirty rice I've eaten had chicken livers in it? Have a lunch reservation at 11:30 tomorrow and I've got some soul searching to do.
There is a not 0% chance I have monkey pic y’all. We don’t get many mosquitos where im from and I started getting itchy bumps. I immediately thought of bed bugs Bc I know someone who has had them, but when I googled they don’t look like bed bug bites or fit the pattern they usually bite in. The little bumps that I haven’t scratched to the skin are forming kind of like a little translucent head on them. If they aren’t some type of bug bite, the spread on my body has been extremely slow so far. Going to my doc tomorrow. Will report back.
Livers are very soft, almost mushy in texture. Gizzards have a definite bite and can at time even be almost tough to bite through.
I Googled "what do chicken livers taste like?" and I ended up finding an awesome looking recipe for Chicago deep dish pizza. May have the wife give it a shot on father's day. We had a deep dish place in Atlanta for a few months and it was shit and closed down. One of the famous ones.
Watching Tommy Boy and saw Chris Farley leap onto a bed on his stomach and my first thought was damn last time I did that I hurt my neck, I don’t do that anymore. He was about 30 when filming that movie. I’m 44. I should exercise more
The girls downstairs of me are on at least their fourth consecutive play of pop that - how many plays before I need to call for a welfare check?
Chicken liver and chicken gizzards are both great if prepared correctly. Big fan. Brioche toast, stuffed with chicken liver and topped with shaved truffle.
I always try and do those viral tweets but they never catch. Specifically the I’m cancer free or hey I’ve been sober for a month etc.