Clay Travis is a plagiarizing, no-talent assclown

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  1. bro

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    LOL
     
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  3. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
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  4. IV

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  5. bro

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    Quoting so this can’t be edited
     
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    granddad was in one of George Pattons brigades

    I’m the biggest shit Lib in my family

    <3 bruh
     
  7. ashy larry

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  8. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
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    Technically your post could also be edited.
     
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  9. JonathanCoachman

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    GTFO Shane. Just let Dawn Staley coach the football team.
     
  10. The Guglia

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    Shane probably feels pressure from the far right due to Dabo already being domiciled in that fringe
     
  12. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Feels good no longer having the biggest chud coach in the state
     
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  13. Andy Reocho

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    Hold on now.

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  14. BudKilmer

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    Have we confirmed Shane’s location on 1/6?
     
  15. Capstone 88

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  16. JonathanCoachman

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    Heard he was doing a bit of recruiting in the Northern Virginia/Maryland region so THERE IS YOUR ALIBI!!
     
  17. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    ump should be given the presidential medal of freedom
     
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  18. Daniel Ocean

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    cliffs I am not watching 8 minutes of Travis
     
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  19. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Of course he’s one of those parents ruining youth sports
     
  20. jbr

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    I was a coach for my 7 yo’s baseball team this last season. The umpires were teenagers. We still had a parent or two every game laying into umpire kids to the point of borderline confrontation.

    The lot should be shot into the sun for ruining sports for everyone involved.
     
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  21. HoosDaMan

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    Hopefully his sons grow to hate him.
     
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  22. HoosDaMan

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    Also, I assume there’s video. Why would he volunteer this info?
     
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  23. bro

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    Because he likes the attention. Don’t click on his bullshit
     
  24. TAS

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    Own the libs bruh
     
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  25. ashy larry

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    hope his kid doesn’t share batting helmets
     
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  26. Beeds07

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    I cannot tell you the number of Clay Travis’s I saw during my career. I’m sure that 13 year old making $15/game deserved your shit ass attitude.

    jbr its the reason they only have teenagers and drunks to do games anymore, even travel ball. Working 10 hours in 90 degree heat for $150-200 doesn’t work unless that’s a lot of money to you or you need your Schlitz.
     
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  27. Truman

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    I umpired in HS. It was the worst job I’ve ever had.

    Worse than working for UPS during the summer in an un-airconditioned warehouse loading trucks

    Worse than laying sod for a land scaping company.

    Worse than having to do community service at Salvation Army and having to sort through donated clothes.
     
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  28. buckwild

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    I reffed soccer games through high school...and while dealing with the shit bag parents at times sucked, I do think it benefitted me overall in the end. You're on an island out there and need to have a backbone or they'll eat you alive. Once I realized that and got over the hump, it was much easier dealing with those situations. The money was also very good. It's definitely not for everybody though.
     
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  29. Fran Tarkenton

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    Clay thinks yelling at strangers is going to prevent his kids from being unathletic dorks just like him
     
  30. Mr. Bean

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    Witnesses say Clay was dragged to the parking lot screaming “just wait til I have my radio show on Tuesday, you’ll never hear the end of it!”
     
  31. IV

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    Honestly since it doesn’t mean shit now since rush got it, this would be an incredible troll
     
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  32. BlazingRebel

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    We get paid to enforce the rules you bitch. This story seems fake as fuck or clearly dipshit didn't know the rules of the tournament that bat rule about placing is to keep people safe from bats getting slung away. If he had talked about the coaches getting fired up and asking for rule clarification from the umps maybe the story would be believable but he just seems like every fucktard parent I had to deal with that didn't know the rules.
     
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  33. duc15

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    this is why every organization is struggling to find officials from high school down. And these stupid people wear it as a badge of honor.
     
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  34. wes tegg

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    Not watching the video, but it almost certainly didn’t happen.
     
  35. clemsonvianj

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    the only way "his" kids won't become unathletic dorks is if Eddie George didn't pull out.
     
  36. poor paul

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    laying sod as a job is so bad.
     
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  37. jrmy

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    I referee’d basketball in high school and my favorite part was the wild ass parents because when they’d show their ass the league director would kick them out no questions asked.

    Witnessed some grade A meltdowns
     
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  38. Super Vegeta

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  39. Beeds07

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    Doing travel ball, my favorite moments were watching parents lose their shit at other parents I kicked out and said they wouldn’t leave the court or park, because I would threaten the team with a forfeit if the parent didn’t leave.

    They turn on those fuckers quick. I’ve also been police escorted out after 5-6 year old football games.
     
  40. Gambler

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    I helped coach when my boys played ball. Some of those little league moms were fucking demons.
     
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  41. hood b. goode

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    Sounds like we need a Asshole Sports Parents thread
     
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  42. GrizzliesDrew

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    Oh, I bet it did and this was him getting his version out before Clay Travis was OutKicked by Little League Ump went “viral”
     
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  43. wes tegg

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    No, he’s way too big of a pussy to do anything in person.
     
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  44. zeberdee

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    I wouldn’t be surprised if yelling at a teenager was right in his wheelhouse.
     
  45. wes tegg

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    No chance.
     
  46. Constant

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    I hope he made sure that kid umpire knew about his offshore law degree.
     
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    If he really wanted to punish him, he’d have given him some sure fire LOCK picks.
     
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  48. Shawn Hunter

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  49. EdmondDantes

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    I will say it's not always the parents fault. User Biff Bridges is notorious for going full Joey Crawford during junior high girls games all across Central Nebraska
     
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